/brit/

Miss my ex gf's feet so much.

if you were a drone in my toilatorium I would have you crucified in front of the other runts to serve as a lesson

Alright lad let's see what we got for you tonight

-Unrequited love
-Being in relationship to try and get over your oneitis
-Shutting yourself off from the world
-Going from shallow encounter to shallow encounter
-Being in a bad relationship you're scared to leave
-Trying but failing to find a relationship

what'll it be?

post pics

pathetic little wank stain

Miss my ex gf's cock so much.

For me it is a mixture of shutting myself off from the world & failing to recover from the end of my last relationship

And a pint of stella, cheers mate

we're out of stella

I'll just have a fruit shoot then please pal

get out

>Being in a bad relationship you're scared to leave
This one. I am in the least healthy relationships out of all people here, because my lover is also my sister and she is slipping away from me. Slowly.

b-b-but putin is BASED, he wouldn't lie, i-it's just FAKE NEWS!!

The duality of man

schizoleaf

I WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP

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lmaooo

Nope. There's more than one person with a sister in this thread, I believe.

Girls? In tights?

this swedish lad has been posting about fucking his sister for like a month now all over Jow Forums
his story changes so much its quite clear hes just got his hand on his dick as he types it

try being less autistic

>have a week off work
>do nothing
lmao

no I want to find an equally semi-autistic girl

Love girls with bushy eyebrows

I'm so tired

haven't seen cara posted in months

Fed up of being a NEET, Poley is fantasising about creating his own MMA franchise involving tramps fighting each other.

better watch out or you'll turn into a bicycle!

had to do some emergency work today and toilberg said if we wanted to keep our jobs it had to be done by end of day
wish I was kidding

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Give me his number. I'll sort him out

What was he thinking as the photograph was taken?

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I'm currently the one delaying my project

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>for like a month now all over Jow Forums
Way longer.

>his story changes
Never changed.

off work until wednesday
doctor's orders

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007

rascal

fuck off loser nobody cares

allahu akbar

JOSIE

This but for my sister

only 2 hours of toil left lads

It doesn't matter. It's still nice to vent.

seems unlikely

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Boots are scuffed
Need to oil them and shine them
Old pap would be delirious in rage if he saw me

make a blog then you fairy

NKVD kush

sounds like your workplace is living hand to mouth
going to make a cheeky call to ASIC about them trading insolvent

There once was a man from Helsinki
Who looked remarkably like a chinky

I’m up

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I'd get a prossie if it were more convenient, like down-the-road convenient

that's a cat in a suit

And Mexico will pay for it!

thought we were mates you and I

lads dont talk about their feelings and stuff lad suck it up

alright...

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Use uberfucks

it really is though if you actually looked

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this is actually a good idea, writing an email to uber now

Bet you don't even have any good food

Haven’t got any allies in /brit/
I’m a lone wolf, a loose cannon

yes I KNOW it's legal here but I don't want to trek, I want the easy convenience that you might find in a relationship

his eyes were all slanted
and it should be taken for granted
that his dick was as small as his pinky

Prostitution is part of white culture

rate the ol' room

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Currently in the bath

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Reckon ubereats will pick me up a Tesco meal deal

so ring one up, they do outcalls

need to go to a high class whorehouse 2bh
no zips at the rub n tizzug

Is this a NEET display of dominance?

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Northern Ireland is the last good lot left in the british isles, the only people that haven't embraced sodomy, nonces and progressiveness

I want to walk there, but I don't want it to be at mine

i ate two crumpets with vegemite

>need to go to a high class whorehouse 2bh
Just pop round your mum's

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”

I've got to get out of this frame before I'm tamed. Why can't you leave me alone, for just one night?

fuck off billy

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she sent me a photo of clothes she bought today and they were lace so I could see her nipples

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What the actual fuck are you after then
A mommy prossie to pick you up and take you round hers and then bring you back?

there once was a young man from Gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
his wife said Jack,
if you don't put 'em back,
I'll stand on the bastards and squash 'em

share with the lads

Supermarkets and diet plans and that should do instantaneous ordering and delivery
Though menulog's tried doing groceries here and it apparently didn't work out

I literally said it in the first post you illiterate mongoloid, a brothel down the road

nah i'll go to your daughter's

temporary pic lad

Corr
Lucky lad

these children and their snapchat

>ooh ooh, a chance to post a /brit/ meme! h-here I go!
state

Business idea: buy Morrisons, change the name to Morrissey and play nothing but The Smiths over the speakers

wagies are nothing to me but more insects to crush beneath my feet

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