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Tyler Russell
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Chase Adams
DO IT AGAIN
Charles Jones
good post
Tyler Lewis
cringe meme
Luis Cooper
wew lads nice "alliance"
Austin Carter
based
David Bell
imagining not seeing the need for eradicating all of the germans and french wet of the elbe
Jeremiah Turner
>He SEETHES so much about us that he starts sucking the dick of the anglo that denied his country relevancy twice (2 times).
Way to go, Hans
Logan Lee
who are you too talk of another countries decline youve been trying to piggy back on the germans for 60 years to prop up your modern serfdom
Parker Wilson
More relevant than you, Nr. 2.
Owen Gray
Blenheim
Rossbach
Waterloo
Sedan (x2)
some of the best days in European history
Elijah Moore
Personally, my opinion is that our fellows get on much best [sic] with the Germans, and would very much rather be fighting the French! ... It was a fine sight to see the Germans coming on in solid formation, in front of our machine guns ... they were generally led by one officer in front who came along to certain death as cool as a cucumber, with his sword held straight up in front of him at the salute.
—Nicholas Shakespeare, The first casualty of war.
Ayden Cooper
The eighteenth century owed its unpopularity largely to its Frenchness. Anti-French feeling among most ex-soldiers amounted almost to an obsession. Edmund, shaking with nerves, used to say at this time: "No more wars for me at any price! Except against the French. If ever there is a war against them, I'll go like a shot." Pro-German feeling had been increasing. With the war over and the German armies beaten, we could give the German soldier credit for being the most efficient fighting man in Europe ... Some undergraduates even insisted that we had been fighting on the wrong side: our natural enemies were the French.
—Robert Graves, Goodbye to All That.
Carson Fisher
Haha what, you ruined Europe forever solely out of butthurt in WW1.
sucked english dick as best as you could begging them to bring poos and americans into europe.
All because we rightfully took Elsaß back after you declared war on us in 1871.
Dylan Thompson
Yep, that's the eternal Anglo for you. No matter how many French lives were spent so the Entente could defeat Germany, the Anglo prefers his only equal in terms of savagery: the Hun.
Brody Gonzalez
Reminder that bongs suck ass at warfare and shouldn't be considered a victor of WW1
Oliver Thomas
based
a tragedy we didn't fight together in these two most important of all wars
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Luis Perez
There's something to be said for Germanic and Protestant Brotherhood. It feels far more natural than any sort of alliance with the French.
The French are too idealistic, perhaps too decadent to really be considered natural allies of the English speaking peoples.
It is only propaganda and our own delusion that has turned us against the Germans. If we united, we could finally unwrite the mistake of the revolution.
Nathan Perez
I, for one, stand with the French.
Hudson Rogers
cringe
Brayden Taylor
t. nigger
Joshua Rivera
Why dont you love us? :(
Jonathan Cook
t. Dan Janusczowkwitzski
Blake Smith
I loved you, but then I got attacked by a pack of angry german flags on Jow Forums (maybe just one guy though) autistically screeching, about Alsace, the 30 years war, Charlemagne or whatever, accusing us of everything wrong in Europe and making threads like this one.
Adrian Thomas
Isn't respect better than mere sympathy ?
Eli Taylor
Nice boogeyman. You're probably the one who's Polish, if anything. Poles are known for their unreciprocated admiration for Germany.
Owen Cruz
>Poles are known for their unreciprocated admiration for Germany.
Colton Fisher
Looks like I struck a nerve
Cooper Ramirez
Yeah, I know it's hard to believe.
Isaiah Carter
IFFY STIFFY NIGGAS UH
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Christian King
nice
this one was great too
Daniel Cruz
Cringe
Caleb Bailey
Henry Lopez
gay
Ryan Foster
You never see French flags use the Bomber Harris meme or anything of the sort, yet here you guys are rejoicing over French deaths. I think the obsession is real.
Levi Baker
ya don't even respect us, you germanic demons
>too decadent
u wot
Brandon Baker
I use the bomber harris meme...sometimes.
Grayson Taylor
Damn you!
Jace Thompson
sorry, I frequently surrender to temptation :^)
Cameron Fisher
Matthew Nelson
BASED
Justin Lewis
saved
Brandon Jenkins
based.
Easton Roberts
>I frequently surrender
We can all see your flag, mate.
Andrew Ross
Hmm, you could replace one of those two characters by France it would still work
Jonathan Butler
>these flags
/fug/ when?
William Evans
Jacob Evans
(That was the joke.)
Jaxon Morgan
cringe
but at the same time based
soon, hopefully, those threads are always comfy
Isaiah Hall
actually it should be france + germany against brtain since brexit, that would actually be accurate.
also accurate would be australia getting filled with british refugees fleeing their inevitable shithole.
Jonathan Bell
>brits run away
>they go to Australia, a large and rather populous place
>we run away
>to Québec, a frozen big ass territory with only 8M people
Unfair!
Jaxson Jones
>BREXITBREXITBREXITBREXITBREXITBREXITBREXIT
change the record Kim Dong Quan
Xavier Rogers
*starts twerking*
John Ramirez
autism
Juan Evans
*dabs on ur butt*
Jose Diaz
I love it. We can like you but never respect or trust. Keep it up Germans!
Levi Murphy
>taking a little banter this seriously
it's been 70 years, get over it
Wyatt Howard
I have never been, nor will I ever be, "bros" with the Germans.
Germans deserve one thing and one thing only. Death.
Easton Murphy
t. Peter Jancuszkowitzkowski
Austin Roberts
This. The French are our allies. Not the G*rmans.
Bentley Martin
t. Ælfweard the pure Anglo-Saxon
based and redpilled post
Brayden Nguyen
Lose the proxy, Hans von Schmidt.
Noah Nelson
Thanks Pierre.
Jeremiah Hughes
which should we choose
Austin Morgan
both
William Walker
cringe and bluepilled
Tyler Ross
wish i could've been in that restaurant to order that in a french accent lole
Jaxon Ortiz
The former, obviously.
James Cruz
You can stop pretending to hate us
Cameron Sanders
bros before hoes
Xavier Foster
You have always been an enemy of the British people, Hans. And I will never forget it.
Jackson Morgan
t. negro/Pole/non-British
Carter Miller
USA
Aaron Watson
I always knew, deep down, I was a jap
Gabriel Gray
whats going on here?
Daniel Cooper
Absolutely not, Hans. I am British born and bred, and it is because of that fact that I am fully aware of the German menace.
Angel Rodriguez
how can one respect a frog eater?
Eli Lee
name 1 (one) time in history when Germany attacked Britain
Jeremiah Young
t. schwedentrunk drinker
based british lad
Anthony King
world war two
Ryan Murphy
Japan is our only natural ally
Adam Hughes
France and Britain declared war on Germany.
Try again.
Caleb Jackson
Yeah because you invaded Poland you fucking cunt.
The German menace will never stop twisting the narrative to his nefarious benefit, will he? This is why we had to put you down, Hans.
Nathaniel Foster
No.
Adrian Gray
yeah because Poland had stolen German territory 20 years prior with the approval of France and Britain "you fucking cunt".
by your logic Britain started the Falklands war
Alexander Barnes
>by your logic Britain started the Falklands war
Aren't these Russian rape-babies supposed to be clever?
Jacob Morales
not an argument.
Juan Cox
There is literally no parallel in any universe you spastic melon, genuinely thought you must be trolling
Christian Morris
germans fought alongside us in the american revolutionary war. pretty based desu
Dylan Wilson
No, Poland was given that land because you lost World War I.
Again, the eternal Kr*ut lies to suit his narrative. Truly fucking pathetic.
>by your logic Britain started the Falklands war
No, Argentina started the Falklands War by invading our sovereign territory you fucking moron.
Isaiah Peterson
>Poland steals German territory, Germany responds militarily
>Argentina steals British territory, Britain responds militarily
if you don't see the parallel you must be retarded
the only difference is that Germany needed time to recover because Britain and France supported the Polish annexation of German territory and forced harsh restrictions on Germany
and in the War of the Spanish Succession
and in the Seven Years' War
and in the Napoleonic Wars
in fact, Germany never attacked Britain, only in WW1 and WW2 we waged war (and in both cases Britain declared war on Germany)
Logan Nelson
Where are my Hannover boys at?
Noah Williams
>No, Poland was given that land because you lost World War I.
so might makes right?
guess there was nothing immoral with the Holocaust then, Jews "lost", therefore they had to deal with the consequences
James Allen
Pommies will always be based and redpilled.
Joseph Adams
>the most recent time he can think of where g*rmans fought on the same side as brits was over 230 years ago
>they have since bitterly fought to destroy us TWICE in the twentieth centuries, in the two largest human conflicts OF ALL TIME
Wow yeah, such great "allies" they are.
Fuck off Hans von Schmidt.
Anthony Lee
If you like the dumb, inbred, swarty and subhuman island monkeys you are a traitor to your own country and need to be hanged.
GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND!
Connor Morris
>so might makes right?
In this case, yes.
Very good post.
Grayson Ramirez
>dumb, inbred, swarty
>island subhuman monkeys
this is the average nazi in ww2 time
David Gutierrez
>fought to destroy us
we literally never declared war on you (I think both Wilhelm II and Hitler even tried to make peace with you several times)
so only when it suits you or what?
Gavin King
No one's perfect, England and the various states that have existed in Germany have been natural allies for the best part of a 1000 years. That's just a fact.