Why do the English hate the French so much?

because FAGuo (france) is so gay

actually, we have a lot of blonde people here

Despite what they may like to believe, we're more or less indifferent to the French.

they've been at war since the beginning. And british kings stayed in France for long time so they're basically the same people :^)

alot of you look like arab tho

Oh here he goes again. Look at you, China, posting here thinking you just said some funny shit.

Out of all countries that post here Chinese are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Eat dogs and take photos?

If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.

Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.

Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.

But China, what are they fucking known for? Being dicks, i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking dicks? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be a dick. It's easy to be a dick. You just have to shitpost. So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what China is all about? Stars. FUCKING GAY ASS STARS. You decided that you like to suffer from communism so damn much that you might as well put those fucking stars on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.

>getting autism against just fucking picture
>this flag

this kraut is fucking pathetic, I want to punch him in the jaw

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look at your flag. Its just 3 fucking stripes like every other euro country,get some creativity. What the fuck french do?Eating moldy cheese,nasty snails,drinking wine while being huge FAGuots sissies that other euro laugh at you. You never won any war and are being defeated by third world refugee with rusty knives.Fucking pathetic.

We can be a dick because we can and no one can stop us.Now go have gay sex FAGuo

So that's how you respond to a copypasta? By telling outrageous lies!?

fucking based

>lies
what part of that post is lie tho?

Real talk here: has China ever won a war? Im talking about actual wars, not wars against themselves.

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Yes, absolutely

I love this post

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ummmmm korean war?We beat americans and didn't raise up that pathetic white flag that you guys love so much

Same lmao. Germans are a joke

>French "heroes" Napoopan and Jeanne were BTFO by the bongs
>Bongs had to save France in two world wars
>French is the lingua franca of Africa while English is the business language of the world
>Frogs were crushed by the Vietnamese. Bongs won their communist jungle insurgency because they had the support of the common people because they're actually decent human beings
>France's former colonies are all shitholes. British colonies are the most successful.

Why are you insects so bad at war ?

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>you never won any war and are being defeated by third world refugees
(also, I doubt other europeans make fun of us, or at least people from western europe)

>bongs
>decent human beings
that the only incorrect point

There's something all around your mouth, please clean it.

we're really just being tsundere

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Lol

Vomit. Eden should've been hung for treason.

chinks were created to satisfy our sexual desires

d-don't know how to feel about it

in a way yes
I think since 1066 they just hate everybody and everything francophone. 300 years of continental rule didn't help
Not only that but after the HYW our countries have taken different ways and the liberal English grew to hate the very aristocratic French even more

>proud of tiny battle killing 600
lmao FAGuots are really pathetic

you gays are literally the laughing stock of europe

>you gays are literally the laughing stock of europe
waiting for some proofs, poof

In the 1950's ? Didn't know that. Maybe it could have prevented the fall into definitive irrelevancy of our two nations at Suez in 1956.

>François de Négrier
hmmm

this whole thread lol

why is the amount of sexual tension between the French and English always so high?

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>why do the English hate the French so much?
We don't it's just a bit of banter

Why are Chinese lives that affordable ?

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please continue posting french anime qts

this.

would Vietnam still belong to Sinosphere like us without Tianjin Treaty?

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>only victories are on vietnam border where chinese forces spread thin and still not many killed
hahahahahehehehoho

90% of all good things in the modern world came out of the French and Anglo rivalry and another 5% from the French and Anglo alliances to spank Germany.

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The world would have been so much better if we had joined

Probably

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i'm glad we allied with the Portuguese

We have done lewd thing with france that no one tells you about

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>are on vietnam border
this one is near Beijing

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Wish we'd allied with the Portuguese too

>200 years ago
>british and french gang up on innocent chinese because they cannot 1v1
lol

>portugal talking about sexual tension

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based
we did ally in WW1, and we're allies right now!

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I know "Spain" is a girl(male) and I'm very worried so are the other two -_-

being bantered in Jow Forums is a proof of relevance fucking fag, this is why we talk more about japan or korea than fucking china lmao

t.southern poofs

>literally btfo on thier own soil by far away foreigners outnumbered
>dare to laugh
you rice niggers really have no soul

>dare to laugh
because that stuff is ancient history.Now China can destroy entire europe in 3 days lol. Do you french still cry over when german nazis utterly buttraped your country and your women with no resistance??

well there's no chinese flags on this site anyway to banter back

China had been directly colonized by the Mongol(Yuan), Jurchen(Qing), Koguryeo-Korea(Liaodong Peninsula, Manchria), UK (Hong Kong), Germany (Tsingtao), France (Tianjin), Portugal (Macao), Russia (Primorsky Krai) and Japan (whole east coast of chinese land).

en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_former_foreign_enclaves_in_China&redirect=no

what a history

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China couldn't invade Europe because France and Britain have enough nukes to lay waste to all of your population centres. Also you're shit at war lol

literally impossible for me to be less northern than you

I hate French people because one time I was travelling on a ferry back to the UK when I fell over and dropped a prawn sandwich all over the floor. A nearby group of French girls laughed at me and said some things I didn't understand.

To be fair I think any nationality would have laughed at you

>some Jow Forums thread
I'm convinced

most of those don't count they were just 1 city but nice try. Also many of those colonized you as well,don't forget that. But it won't happen again as china will dominate you all eventually and nothing you can do about it :)

yes we lost alot in past but now with our huge army and advanced technology we are unstoppable. We took entire south china sea and no one stopped us LOL

what is "waheyyyyy" in French?

Your women have literally been turned into cum buckets for Japanese soldiers. You probably have the most shameful history of all.

China has a glorious history of having its people genocided by foreign invaders, to the point that there's no such thing as Chinese people these days.

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The Normans mixed heavily with Bretons. They're more British than they are French.

Ouais-haîne

Normans were Volga Greeks.

Only Norman rulers ever mixed with Breton nobles, just as they did with Frencj nobles. The nobility and commoners mixed with the previous inhabitants of Normandy instead.

Anybody would have laughed, because what you describe seems pretty funny.

What the fuck are you two doing?

Anglo Norman language

China is a paper tiger lmao. Your huge army of 160 cm manlets doesn't scare anyone m8

In French, "Portugal" is masculine while many other nations are feminine (Spain, England, France, Germany, Italy, etc.)

You're the pimp of Western Europe desu

No, not really. Some good memories of holidays in France.

Genghis Khan's law, Killing a Chinese = killing a donkey.

t chink

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France is the only country on the planet with the ability to engage in banter with England, that's the biggest complement I can give.

>implying french are racially pure and don't have raped genes from english and arab

but french men (faguots) are literally gay sissies tho,not scary at all either

I hate their stupid language.

French sticks are good though.

>700,000
hmmm...we need to eliminate the Chinese menace

t. chankoro

>raped genes from England
Are you even trying

SHINA is such an embarrassing country isn't it

Nous sommes censés parler de la France et l'Angleterre

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>Do you french still cry over when german nazis utterly buttraped your country and your women with no resistance??
it doesnt makes me laugh like a soulless rice niggers would, you have no soul and no respect for your eeaths, you've been brainwashed by commie government into thinking you could be somehow relevant, but never forget you are just our manufactures slaves.

funny cause the first one actually has a french name and the last is welsh

not really they mixed mainly with neustrians
but you're the only one who cares

funny how only english ppl stay stuff like this about french but the rest love it
why do you hate it?

>Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it
>don't complain about it
Incessant complaining is the Russian national sport.

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>those chinese and french guys
you're both autists

okay then just arab and africans muslim crusaders raped you,whatever you aren't pure no matter what just like us

korea was so shit that genghis ignored it. only china was worthy of rape from mongols because they valued our civilization

go ahead, those people are leeches anyway and from vietnamese part of china

No but FAGuo is

How is "Rowan Atkinson" a French name?