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fuck off you swiss cunt

subtly avoided a telling off at toil by lying through my teeth

How so?

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why are you so offended? dont see brits crying when everyone calls their food shit and theirs is miles better than swedish cuisine

just made this

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Because I had a great idea to open a restaurant and people are telling me my cuisine is shit. It's not. It is actually pretty good ok? I bet most of you haven't even tried it.

Why isn't the ARA Santa Fe on here?

i guess they never miss, huh

lay OFF moni you fucking scumbags, she has a hard enough life as it is

me and the gf

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Based exocet

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been to ikea mate the food is shit

Thought experiment: (post 1 of 3)
Back in caveman days, how did men deal with a threat?

mad to think lefties literally despise white features because of the nazis

Me on the left

wonder if i can sue amer for the trauma I received from his hairy one incher

Sounds easy and also good

Give us the codes or we nuke Buenos Aires

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neutralising the threat

go open it then lad I dont care

>she

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hit it with them sticks they all carried around.

i salute my phone when i see a good post

mad how insta thots are paid a small fortune to be flown off to the gulf states to be shat on and raped

fight or flight, same as now

Know what that is and not be opening it

>323

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just like your mum hahahahahhahahaha walked right into it didn't you hahahahaha

Cavemen couldn't fly
idiot

i want a perfect body
want a perfect soul

Beat it within an inch of its life and put their willy in its bum whilst his mates hold it down

You say you don't care but I bet you would be lining up to try my food if I were to open it on Ireland ( not that I ever would lol)

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writing a parody of daft punk's song touch but it's about toast

you might you fucking neanderthal
normal, sensible people will use violence as a last resort

open is right now

move away from it

does that actually happen

chatting to an incredibly piff but insane looking slag

Thought experiment: (post 2 of 3)
And how did cavewomen deal with a threat?

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My post

when did questions become thought experiments?

want to have control

was one about an arab wanting one to fuck his camel

Hide in a cave that's where the names from

I guarantee if I opened an Irish pub in sweden it would be a lot more popular than a swedish restaurant in Ireland

they found a caveman to pummel it

*HEEMS YOU*

Could it be argued that white people stole most inventions and such from People of Colour?

this one's my post

Love the plague doctor aesthetic

yes
reparations when

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want you to notice
when im not around

Miss @pomofoco on twitter lads

No that's retarded

There are already many Irish pubs here, so the market is saturated. But are there many Swedish restaurants on Ireland? No. My restaurant would be scorching ( that's Irish slang for good ). You would be standing there thinking that you should never have doubted me. Would I hire you at that point? No. You had your chance and you blew it.

They were bigger than male rugby players of today they'd HEEM it

Not really lad.

ah yes lovely day, yes, yes, lovely crisp autumnal weather hmm yes inDEED...

my plans for the day, you ask? me personally? well, of course it's sitting indoors chainsmoking, wanking and playing FIFA. yes I am a grown man, why do you ask?

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sex =/= gender

get it in your fucking thick skull, SHE identifies as a WOMAN, and that's all that matters

it's the truth

youre so fucking special
wish i was special

what happened to the word transvestite? at some point it was just changed to transgender to be politically correct lol

moved further away

That was me. Haha

Who else /lazy ant/ here

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yeah nah would've preferred not to have seen that one again

no but it can be argues that coloureds stole most inventions and such from whites
need coloureds to stop appropriating my culture (cars, trousers, electronics, good standards of living, the list goes on)

what the fuck is a vestite lmao

It changed to drag
speaking of which
twitter.com/superdrags/status/1053290089231589376?s=21

Transgenders aren't transvestites tho.

you just call them crossdressers now

Could it be argued that if one were lucky, life during the British colonial times was much like in Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Salazar's Revenge?

>transvestite
pretty sure they're 'traps' now since it's fetish shit

*meekly raises a tentative paw*

Estrogen pills happened
why half-arse it?

no way
was it actually?

moved further away

are women capable of independent original thought?

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prove it

No. You just haven't found good women.

they're all built on what People of Colour originally discovered
if PoC hadn't been oppressed, we would have had starships by now

why not just go to ikea

Can I have one of your many obedient wives rasheed?

would take estrogen pills if they weren't toxic to my balls

>people of colour
Just say nignogs lad

oh fick off will you. you know who are