I fucking hate tourists so goddamn much

>Portuhateturistsgal

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we bongs were voted worst tourists in the world

What's your opinion on bongs?

do you like France?

J'aime la France!

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but why? they bring money to your country

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Nice weather, cheap

Why do you hate tourists so much?

Isn't it fun to show your British friends around the city, before inviting him back to stay at your place.

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Do you at least jew them out of their hard earned 1st world money?

Im comming and you cant stop me

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>own a building in the city
>used to have a Brazilian family living there
>when the tourism boom started I kicked them out and tripled the rent
>mfw foreigners actually pay it all and think they're getting good value for their money
feels good making so much cash out of that shit falling appart building

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same, portubro

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But why do you hate us then?

>Why do you hate tourists so much?
having people try to talk to me in English in my own country really pisses me off
I just pretend not to speak the Anglo language
we're not a fucking British colony, at least the Spanish and French try to speak a little Portuguese when they're here...

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Portuguese is a very difficult language with lots of strange and unusual sounds, you should try to be more understanding.

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Why are you so insecure about your language?

Portuguese is literally the worst sounding European language

the real not-british colony doesn't have to try

Very based and very redpilled.
Everyone here pulls that shit off in the tourist traps, so much much to the point that staying in hotels is more reasonable.
The joke is on the retarded to*rists who can't be bothered to use their brains and go somewhere else other than wherever their travel agent recommends.

I always try to speak a bit of portuguese when speaking with one of you even if a bit bad
Plus you can understand spanish pretty well too!
Its not diffiult at all, its similar to spanish

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I said "at least try", like him
asking random people if they speak your language just sounds extremely arrogant to me

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You can obviously speak english perfectly well. It's easier for both people to use a common language instead of a butchered up google translated version of your moorspeak.

they still fall en masse for the renting meme because they want to "experience the city like the locals" lmao
it's all overpriced real estate sitting besides tourist traps lol

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how much roughly?
its probably cheap as shit for first worlders anyway

Devilish

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That's so mean! You should be nicer to people who've come from so far away to see your country and spend time in close proximity with its people.

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Only East Asians seem to not fall for these tricks, as they tend to go from place to place instead of settling down somewhere.
Instead they jet jewed by the local shops and restaurants.
But hey, for them that's a start.

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We divided the apartment where the huezilians were staying into 3 smaller ones and now they're about 600€/month each, there's also a store renting the entire first floor, but I have no idea how much they pay (it's my mother handling the finances of it, I'm too busy with uni to deal with that)

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>The data showed that the total contribution of travel and tourism to Portugal’s GDP reached 17.3 percent, or 33.5 billion euros ($41.1 billion), last year. It is forecast to reach 20.5 percent of GDP in 2018.
Man, and I thought we had it bad what with tourism being almost 13% of our GDP

You have my sympathies, OP

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I don't like you people
to me you're just walking money bags
to your face I'll pretend to be friendly but really you're just a nuisance that I can profit from

That's okay, being taken advantage of isn't always such a bad thing.

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is it true that you get a lot of bong tourists that get drunk and chimp out?

That's in the med.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=v6berzsiNqw
Average British tourists in Portugal

that doesnt mean anything
almost all the tourist atractions are free in iceland

You're operating under the assumption that dumbass tourists are going to have the sense to rent a car and sightsee on their own instead of paying an arm and a leg for a tour

i did this summer
besides the chinese hordes i saw a lot of car renters. of course i dont know the data tho, but im sure a lot of tourists in portugal also are under "touring companies"

>600€/month
How big they are?

fucking portugese fuckers

imagine being this autistic

We are living in the streets now. Seu degenerado.

a normal sized room + a shared kitchen

they can always go back :^)

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I hate them too. Don't come back to London ever again.

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