Jow Forums is a classroom and each country is a student

I would be a quiet autistic kid that sits in the back who is killed in some freak accident early in the semester

>getting shot
>freak accident
???????

Meet me in the back lot on lunch hour

we always had a rotating system every week

Attention whore scenegirl with a couple of orbiters bothering me all the time

pic related

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no we're the fat autist in the back

>g*rmans

Tired nice guy who tries to balance things and be chill because his life at home is shit and when really spergs out, miracles happen.
Also Canada hates me because I bring my own weed at school and share it with my frens.

UK is the chad
France is the virgin freak

>USA is the star football player that can't do simple math
>Japan is the rich asian kid who always asks weird questions and nobody really understands him
>Russia is the drunk who comes to class late or doesn't show up
>Germany is the straight A nerd who doesn't understand social cues
>France is stacy
>UK is the protagonist that everybody in school sorta knows about, but not really
>Australia is the cool kid that rides bmx
>Italy is the fashionable kid
>Spain is the poor kid that always brings in amazing lunches
>Sweden and Norway are the rich assholes
>Finland is the autistic kid
>Canada is the normie background character
>India is the tiny genius that hasn't reached puberty yet despite being 16
>Turkey is the dumb bully
>greece is the gay guy
>Balkans are the annoying kids that nobody likes

me as the shy br kid
the rest are blasting loud funk music on their phones at the back of the class. and the others are being loud and speaking with their fellow hues

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we spanichads would be the jocks, we would bully the geeks (Japanese) and get the cutest girls (arab)

That would be india
Fat spitefull autist always trying to photo girls from other classes in secret

Russia is probably that cocky kid whose now dead parents were wealthy and he's a nobody

how are germans such an efficient and industrious people

I knew a guy like that. Rich af from heritage living alone in a remote big empty house.

Brazil is the kid that's extremely enthusiastic about P.E. and will usually artive early for it. But arrives late and never pays attention to any other class, so his grades are always the bare minimum to pass

Just and coolpilled.
It would be cool to fuse a rotating system with sitting anywhere you like.

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France would be the guy who get his ass fucked in the men washroom

name a single nation which wont have autist as part of their role

Finland too

What is wrong with sitting in front?
I use glasses, and sometimes it's difficult to see what the teacher has written on the board. I like sitting at the back though.

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France
UK
Australia
Sweden
Norgay
Canada
Netherlands

australia

Tell me anons, what would Malta do?

uwu

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serbia is a fat and mentally disturbed kid regularly shitting his pants and drooling from the mouth but somehow slipping through the system and not being sent to the retard school

I claim Finland as my bf

The girl who has sex with the unhappy guys in order to cheer them up.

based

Goes to a different catholic boarding school.
So nobody actually knows.

>USA is the star football player that can't do simple math
You mean the only football player lol

The child who is painfully socially liberal and needs to tell everyone about it constantly because his parents were religious conservatives and they want to blame all their failures on them

UK is the kid that used to be popular and doing good in school, but is now fucking up big time

then i want france

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Uk is the seemingly spotless popular guy, who rose the ranks through backstabbing.
Btw he is also a closet bipolar.

we'd be the guy that gets along with most people, and does alright academically, even though we have a lot of dropout characteristics

If the school has a hockey team Canada will be a fucking chad supreme, fucking nordic qts all day
If not Canada will probably creep people out with seal meat sandwiches in the cafeteria and sell weed under the bleachers. Everyone will want to fuck his French milf of a mum, something his progressive cuck of a father will enjoy watching.

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I don't know really. Peru would be the quiet guy that is semi-autistic, he is not autistic enough to not make friends or look weird in the classroom, but he is obsessed with some stuff, in particular, that shows huge levels of functional autism.
He is also the guy that was fucked by his uncle and now fights his desire for cock.

Alpha transfer student

>He is also the guy that was fucked by his uncle and now fights his desire for cock.
w-what

hell yeah but also (male)

Kazakhstan is that one Normal Norman that everyone likes and who gets along with most.
Pakistan is that weird kid, making rough/bad jokes and makes everyone uncomfortable.
S-America is gang that seemingly no one can get in.
Iran is consipiracy theorist.

Honestly, I think it's quite accurate. Maybe not sex, but probably dates.
This is accurate too.

israel would be the jewish kid

correct

the former rugby player who got into drugs in year 11 and now has long hair and dresses like Mac demarco

D-do you w-want to go out ag-gain?

better than the rest, denmark, norway and finland would be our minions

Nederland is the rich good looking kid who gets straight A's and has a college fund.

>the cocky, but suprisingly nice blond rich kid who has his own little group of nice blond kids who try to be everyones friend but get bullied and shaken down for lunch monies by somalian/arabic bullies

But also has depression and quits college for 5 years in India.

>tfw no Maltese catholic qt to take me to dates.
Well, This turned sour.

>France
that smug kid with bad grades who thinks he's hot shit

*stares at the drooling brave kid with a pitifull look*

Who would be the girl who breaks everyones hearts?

>mfw did better than Britain at the last test

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i mean that kind of kid whose parents allowed everything so he thinks he's entitled to everything and so he's an annoying asshole

Eesti

Poland.

*comes to your house after school uninvited*
*eats all your food*

>666
Yeah, I know that Satan is behind this misery.

I don't care if you are evil.
I just want to go out with you again...

I second this
This on/off relationship is tearing me apart Eesti!

Eesti is the dirty slut
Literally drinking cum from different countries in the bathroom every day

And ends up having sex with the teacher :^)

Saudi Arabia would be the rich kid that most don't like. And we would be Saudi Arabia's even richer friend. Also Saudi Arabia and Iran get into trouble with each other a lot.

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>Finland
Class clown who makes really funny self depricative jokes because he secretly hates himself for being a closet homo
>My cunt
Kid everyone knows is insanely rich but no one wants to talk with because hes mildly autistic

Polska

I'm the bad brown boy and do bad brown boy stuffs

Ok!

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Brazil is a heartless BITCH! Two weeks of dating and she's already cheated on me. I'm never dating a Latin girl again!

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I think Nordics would just be a kind of dorky gang keeping to themselves mostly

>S-America is gang that seemingly no one can get in.
Can agree with somehow. But Germany managed to get in kinda.

But you secretly buy weed from the med gang.

It's your own fault for not being man enough to handle all of that sex appeal

gf!

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Secretly fuck with the med gang is more like it

Brazil is a bad bitch who loves big white cock

Brazil is for Chad only

>Kid everyone knows is insanely rich but no one wants to talk with because hes mildly autistic.

Only because you think that others only care about you for the Korona's.
We don't care Norge, just chill out.

My country is the teacher obviously. And also the police. Senor Venezuela is a janitor.

we're the weird Asian kids who always keep silent and stay away from Murican and China
Favorite subject: Home economy ( since we have good and tasty food)

The Great Powers, UK, US, France, Russia, China, Germany, Japan, dominate the class room while all the other kids cower behind them and pretend they understand what's going on.

Guys America took a big shit in everyone's lockers. He's talking about trading our lunch money for his big steamy shit since it wards off the bullies.

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Mexico never uses the door to enter the school. Always hop the fence.