How come the (very few) French "people" that can actually speak english don't even have anything worthwhile to say anyways?
How come the (very few) French "people" that can actually speak english don't even have anything worthwhile to say...
Wyatt Russell
Easton Murphy
>France mentioned
BOUGNADERE C LA FRANCE EUSSOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Angel Jones
I guess we don't have the famed Portuguese wit?
Juan Howard
Vive Loire !!!
Camden Baker
Vive des ponts en maçonnerie
Oliver Ross
they are a bit autistic
actually worse than Germans since at least Germans are innocent and laugh easily
Chase Ward
Bonjour, un pont en maçonnerie sur la Loire pour toi !
Zachary Watson
>Germans are innocent and laugh easily
Germans are robots fuelled by hate and bitterness
Isaiah Ortiz
>poortugay speaks perfect english
>his contribution to the world is to shitpost
you really showed us
Adrian Williams
Bonjour mon pote~ Loire est beaucoupe bijoux...
qu'est ce que veut dire "for fuck's sake" en francais?
Jack Nelson
"bordel de merde !" en version moderne
"palsambleu" en version lettrée
but you shouldn't use those unless you're besides yourself with anger. So never, I hope.
Dylan Powell
>but you shouldn't use those unless you're besides yourself with anger. So never, I hope.
ah, thought there'd be more mild ones. unlike English i'll never make an argument in French lol
Bentley Perez
"palsambleu" is really mild, it stands for "par le sang bleu", a reference to the aristocrats' lineage (they were supposed to have blue blood). Scarcely used this century though.
>unlike English i'll never make an argument in French lol
Just like in Japan, I'd advise against it unless you're really mad. Try to remain calm and polite even when in disagreement. If that's not enough, switch to threats (or give up).
Benjamin Bennett
>argument
ofc i'll stay calm, i just wanted to know some insults in French to turn my French more lively
>palsambleu
this is just fantastic. imagine a jap using this antiquated(?) expression out of nowhere lol. i really like to collect those unique phrases.
Josiah Adams
>imagine a jap using this antiquated
It's like "de gozaru" and other samurai talk. Only, the knight version.
Also "diantre !" "fichtre !" meaning "well I'll be..."
Ryder Gutierrez
so if you took off your gf's clothes on the first night of your love and un zizi was there you could say "fichtre!"?
Lucas Roberts
the french seem to have a very low iq from what i can tell on here
Jeremiah Carter
you're not wrong desu senpai
Gavin Wilson
>96484243
too smart to give a (You) tho
Jaxson Gray
Exactement...
Reste à savoir si c'est une bonne nouvelle ou pas ;)
Cameron Long
Wtf I'm a German now???
Gavin Howard
>Reste à savoir si c'est une bonne nouvelle ou pas
lol that's for sure
Juan Kelly
>"palsambleu" is really mild, it stands for "par le sang bleu"
no
bleu stands for dieu, like gosh for god to avoid blasphemy
Carson Wood
Je viens de vérifier, et effectivement.
On m'a enseigné l'autre version à l'école, je vais demander à me faire rembourser une partie des impôts que mes parents avaient payé pour financer cette arnaque.
James Parker
france :3
Adrian Fisher
How come all Portuguese """males""" do THIS
Evan Clark
You can like dicks and still be straight i.e futanari
Adrian Watson
I don't know about any "futanari" horses bud
Julian Mitchell
Marie > Anchovy
Juan Butler
based Portuguese gupbro