/brit/

>uhhhh don't use -berg or -stein to refer to capitalists!! uhhh it's very problematic and anti-jewish!!!!!!!

no? berg and stein aren't exclusive to jews, you're the one who's thinking that they're jewish things and thus you're the real anti-semite here

t. haim mctavish

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*signs my name upon it*

anyone remember those jelly alien toys you used to buy in the plastic pods?

How many pictures do you use on your Tinder/Bumble?
Give me an example profile, gonna make one

Mr Toilowitz was NOT happy with my performance today

shut the fuck up

Had a go on the new VR porn. Had a go on Aubery Kate's tight bum then she had a go on mine.

more like heem mcvitie's

4 is good number maybe up to 6 no more no less

have to take dogberg on walktoil lads

Yeah can still smell them just thinking about it
Bet that plastic caused serious damage like lead poisoning or something it will be discovered
A long play JT

yeah mate I was born in one of those

omfg
they look so soft when she squeezes them ;_;

GONNA MAKE YOU WONDER WHY YOU EVEN TRY

nobody knows what it's like to be this ugly

>more like heem mcvitie's

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Mumberg is making me dinnertoil as we speak. Can't wait to eattoil the foodberg.

willyberg has me on the ropes with all this pisstoil

Nutberg just called me in and demanded another round of wanktoil
Man was NOT made for this

It's dawning on people that the rally on Saturday was worthless and they'll start to get very aggressive about that, be aware of /leftypol/ invasions.

lads

why does uni turn me into an utter mess?

How is Tim's place so tidy? Mine looks like a bomb went off (Figuratively)

missusberg has me doing shoppingtoil on my way home from toiltoil

Lol solid post
I know this feel

Weakbladderberg really doing a number on me

lads lads lads lads

190's here :]

About to start animetoil, Japanberg needs to stop taking advantage of vf's like me

Seriously considering fucking female toilberg on the upcoming work trip. She is married to mr. Toilberg but they always bleat on about their open relationship and her lactation is pretty hot

Tim looks like a relatively neat and organized mental case
Look at how he organized his videos and properly buys a bunch of groceries at any one time

Johnny dududydudydydy

fucking based lad whats he like?

>About to start animetoil, Japanberg needs to stop taking advantage of vf's like me

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Fucking hate eye drops

because you're an arrogant student-melt who's never worked a hard day in his life and you just like taking drugs all of the time because you're a degenerate marxist freak

190cm is a cool guy with lots of solid advice

gets bullied a lot unnecessarily

Time for my nightly ancient aliens toil in a couple of hours

existencetoil beckons

The final boss: Blinktoil

Sick of paying blinkberg and oft wonder the amount of calories per blink

don't fuck with me
I have the power of god and anime on my side
HAAAAAAAA

Is that fucking show still on? They ran out of content after the first season
What on earth do they blather on about?

the gf is not mentally stable and difficult to handle

still love her

mines still stuck on the ceiling

>people like taking drugs bc of their political ideology

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godberg taking the piss with all this livingtoil he's putting me under

kek

just back from toil and i have NO TOIL for 8 days

I WANT TO GO DOWN IN CELLULOID HISTORY

Sounds like you're too deep in MUGtoil to dump her

big fan of big chunky kots

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toilettoil

FORT (Fuck off reddit twat)

Business idea; The government to control every decision and aspect of our lives

Was reading about Odin yesterday circa 4am and I learnt that Odin means "movement" in some ancient proto-whatever the fuck language

Really blew my mind it did. Some language expert claimed Odin translates as literally "movement"

lads do most lesbian couples have a strap on? does only one wear it or do they take it in turns?

Doing acid in my uni room alone on the weekend to cleanse my brain and get my priorities in order

Business idea: The government to divert all resources into getting me laid

they can't even get brexit done without fucking up why the fuck do you think they'll be able to get your life right

yeah, bowel movement haha

Most don’t have sex that often and I’ve gathered they usually do oral

Do you hate that the pet rock takes drugs and leaves you to deal with the consequences

Idk, I just want them to ban things and tell me what to do every day

need to fix sleep pattern. dunno if i should try and stay up for 24 hours.

So literally Pagans worshipped "movement" or Old High German as Wuotan or Wōtan

Mental, really made me have an epiphany

how will Brexit affect relations between Britain and bongo bongo land?

Send all your drugs to Doug lads as I am currently drouglas haha

We'll be alright with Ireland d/w

makes sense as Odin comes from the Indo-European sky father, the chief god of a nomadic patriarchal warrior people

Whether "Odin" existed or not perhaps doesn't necessarily matter. He either did or didn't but they worshipped 'movement' nevertheless, innit.

Whether he WAS the 'movement', or just a representation of movement, in general

Really did blow a fuse in the ol' noggin

The Irish border question is a major problem

No before that it comes from Wuotan or Wōtan that's what he was saying
He was arguing Odin didn't exist because it might literally mean "movement"

Literally anything and everything
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KUj4Yobb_Ps
Next on my list
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HDOIr_kZMO4

The icky mean EU bureaucrats won't let you be together

if the Netherlands sank tomorrow nobody would care

what do you reckon tommy robinson's favourite genre of porn is?

This sounds like horseshit Nietszche came up with to backup his Heraclitean ideas

love brown people, just hate them when they're over here.

sissy hypnotism

Amazon huge snu snu chicks and little manlet dudes.

'lesbian' or 'big tits' like every other working class deano NPC
maybe 'milf' or 'celebrity' if he's feeling kinky

pulling my willy

Hate them domestically and foreign

awful fucking day at toil
on the brink of suicide
that will show them

Business idea: poképorn

Basically I was reading On Heroes, Hero-Worship, and The Heroic in History by Carlyle and usually when I take notes it's just one or two sentences but this fucker had me taking notes of entire pages. Obviously I could sense the Christian overriding bits where he kind of slipped in an odd sentence of Muh christianity is the only true religion shit
Love the way he writes though

Idiot

You lads
reckon a bird would be into sucking a nutella coated willy???

ons! The stupidest argument yet against a 2nd referendum, "It would be embarrassing”.
Yes, this country should be a 19th century loveless marriage, repenting our haste, but still too proud to divorce.
Oh, and get over the Empire thing lads, it was aaaages ago.

I have an addictive personality

If it’s black

'

chad freak

So Britain is free of the “crimes” of the Empire then?