Why do people pretend to like beer?

Why do people pretend to like beer?

Attached: lead_720_405.jpg (720x405, 47K)

It makes you drunk, is cheap, legal,what else do you expect from a drug?

>everyone is me and if they're not then they're just pretending
go for a walk, have a conversation.

Attached: 1498558373386.jpg (641x530, 25K)

I think Kavanaugh lied his ass off all through those proceedings but I for one believed him when he said he likes beer.

Does he really like beer or does he just like getting shitfaced though?

it takes the edge off the cocaine

I'm a former alcoholic so if you don't mind, I'll speak with authority when I say he likes both.

It's the other way around

based

Isn't alcoholism like homosexuality which cannot be cured but kinda just sticks with you for the rest of your life?

I drink beer every day

Beer is good,refreshing,taste nice and makes you feel better, I love beer.

Yeah I still get the urge to drink but then usually I immediately get another reaction that's like "ew no". I think my body knows it was wrecking my insides.

alcoholics, victims of advertising. a healthy person will not drink it

I was on holiday in Croatia this year, and went out with a local. I ordered a random beer that had a funny name and drank it, and it was delicious. When I ordered my second I offered one to my companion in case he had never tried it. He then said that it was alcohol free beer.

Didn't even finish the bottle, but bought a shit tasting 4.7% beer that I continued to drink the rest of my holiday. Never touched the first one again.

Because when I chug it in front of girls it makes them moist and ready for me to insert my boner.

>le boof meme
>le devils triangle meme
He was an innocent Catholic virgin until marriage and there's corroborating evidence on the very same page of the yearbook that devil's triangle was a drinking game amongst his classmates.

Lol k.

I know you're a degenerate, but try to imagine that some people are actually innocent and naive about depraved sex acts such as hyper-religious people in the 1980s.

I believe survivors, to be honest family.

Bret survived rush week with Delta Kappa Epsilon

>IPA

Attached: 1520210009670s.jpg (201x250, 8K)

Why is OP an unironic npc