How many times have you been out to night clubs?

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0 and never want to

Only once.

2 times. I didn't drink anything. It's smells like shit and makes my skin sticky. Never going back

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Know for a fact my friends would leave me and am shit at talking to new people so i would just stay at the bar and be a loner

this
overrated hedonistic way to waste time and only an excuse to get drunk and/or do drugs

9 or 10
awful
I've made myself go every time I've been invited so I can feel normal but it's never fun and I always end up browsing Jow Forums on my phpne.

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1.

What is the appeal of it anyways? It's basically just a really expensive Tinder that gives you a headache.

Over a hundred times, I'm 21 and the British/Netherlands party university lifestyle has been insane.

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Literally this

you raelly need to go more

You need better friends lad, talk to folk at the club instead

fucking based

>going to clubs for girls
disgusting desu

you go out and drink a lot with the boys and pop some pills.

>disgusting desu
Well I can't think of a single other reason why anyone would ever want to a club otherwise.

That's what the pub is for. Since there you can actually enjoy yourself.

this desu

>doing drugs in a pub
lmao what? Anyway you can't really dance or be expressive in a pub, plus they're full of boomers

>Well I can't think of a single other reason why anyone would ever want to a club otherwise.
night out with the lads ALWAYS comes before pulling, come on mate you know this

proof that north western civilisation is based

Too many, it's a fucking waste of time that only harms your health and you gain nothing in exchange.

Never been in a nightclub
>sometime i time it right so I'm walking past as their closing and get a foreign girl to come back to my apartment

>lmao what?
Well I'm not a degenerate so I ignored that.
>you can't really dance or be expressive in a pub
Dancing at a club sucks since it's just random flailing. Might as well move to Africa.
>plus they're full of boomers
Which is still better than zoomers.
>night out with the lads ALWAYS comes before pulling
That goes without saying. My point is clubs only value is(or was) basically being places to pick up slutty women. But now with Tinder they have no value.

Probably like 50 times.

maybe like 5, it sucks tho I only went because of gf

>you raelly need to go more
Why?

to enjoy your youth while you've got it, if it's shit in belgium go to 's spot

>Dancing at a club sucks since it's just random flailing. Might as well move to Africa.
doesn't matter how shit you are it's fun

>Which is still better than zoomers.
zoomers are the tits

>That goes without saying. My point is clubs only value is(or was) basically being places to pick up slutty women. But now with Tinder they have no value.
it's much more exciting in a club

am i the only one who goes to night clubs to dance?
it's really fun and you mite meet a cutie on the dance floor

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I'm a loser with no friends or gf

I'm not a party guy, I got heart problems and it stresses me out when it's loud and crowdy

>it's much more exciting in a club
I'll give you that one.

>am i the only one who goes to night clubs to dance?

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>am i the only one who goes to night clubs to dance?
yep, you are
that's why there's a significant portion of the building called "the dance floor"

Probably around 50 times at least, pretty bored of it now. It's fun if you have it as an end station in a pub crawl though.

>3-4
I've been in nightclubs more times than that from ages 13 - 15 when I was going to teenage discos desu

In total I wouldn't know the count, below 100 I'd say

>the one british faggot whose brain is fried from alcohol and drugs and can't understand that some people hate clubs

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if i want to get drunk and get rejected by women i'll go to a house party

lmao everyone thinks they'll hate nightclubs before they go, and perhaps even after the first few tries (if they're awkward sorts) but once you get used to it then it's incredibly enjoyable

Probably around 100 times. Sometimes it was good, sometimes it was shit

>to enjoy your youth while you've got it
What if you don't enjoy clubs?

they're not, the air is unbreathable, smoke gets in all of your clothes, you get sweaty and sticky, the music is too loud and unbearable, most of the time nothing good, the people are rude drunkards and drug addicts, you always can get mugged, stabbed and killed, the lowest of the low gather to forget how low they stand and envy everyone else

once with my grandbrother who was mixing there

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I'm a 22 year old incel.

Born an incel.
Die an incel.

Same

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why is everyone saying it was shit? explain

Maybe like 200 times.

I have no idea, maybe a bit over a hundred times or so? I do like them, especially with a group of friends who are all way more outgoing than me who always manage to take me out of my comfort zone.

Never, I dont intend to do it

so what do you do at the dance floor? you shake back and forth to music in a random way like dimitry the youtube meme? or you actually need to learn how to dance first. who do you dance with? girls? yikes, what if they reject you

No idea, 200-300 times maybe? I rarely do it these days though.

5 I think. I'm still 18 though.
You have to be very drunk to unironically enjoy it

>5
>I think

>I was only nineteen
Fucking zoomers.

>you need to enjoy youth by not having fun

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The age of the boomer is over, old man

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It depends what is called night club.

pushing yourself into new situations is how you make more fun

ok fair enough I've only experienced first world countries

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Maybe once or twice?
Don't really like it, way too many people.
Also I have like 2 real friends and neither of them like it either.

Also I'm 25 now and I feel like im too old now to be getting blackout drunk on purpose

Enough so I can't count

i wish you guys were my bf

You are a male aren't you.

Meaning no offense, but Brazillian culture died in 1889.

(male)

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Too many times because my university friends kept dragging me

I had fun maybe like 3 times

Why are you people like this, well you better hope any of them likes sticks.

~50 times
at first it was fun but eventually it became dull, last time i went 1 year ago

Sometimes I go to a bar, they have live bands there and nice beers so I get fuckin drunk and that's it. It's been 8 months I don't go there.
Sometimes I go to one or two bars too to get drunk with some friends and sit outside when the night is beautiful. This program I don't make since june I think.

This. I would prefer going to a soccer match

Are you a woman?

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Im rather proud of the accumulated number.

Based.

I'm not a fan of heavy drinking, drugs, crowds, or loud music, so I'm not a fan of big night clubs. I prefer a casual night of jokes and conversation with friends over some wine/liquer, or maybe something adventurous like skinny dipping in a river.

same situation.

Once to get the experience
>totally ignored by all girls
>overpriced shitty drinks
>the music wasn't even good
overall a sad moment in life

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I only went once, it was 4 years ago when I was 14 because my friends almost begged me.
It was disgusting; reggaeton, smoke and guys who beat me like limpets to want to do their repulsive "perreo" dance.

>tfw 19
>can't go to clubs until 21
>didn't have a chance to go to a club in colombia when i was 18

around 5 times, but I've absolutely loved it every single time. most fun I've ever had in my life has been getting fucked up at a nightclub, not caring about tomorrow and just acting like an animal

sadly I don't have anyone to go clubbing with, and I don't have the money for it either. i really miss it

nightclubs are tinnitus factories

Is not it dangerous to go to nightclubs in Brazil because of drunken fights?

More times than I can count. Tried to fake it till I made it by pretending to be a normie. Had a few good moments, but mostly I was left disappointed, and yes, I am still a virgin.