You are offered a job to smuggle cocaine into the US

>You are offered a job to smuggle cocaine into the US
>If everything goes as planned you get 2 million $ in cash
>But if you get caught you spend the rest of your life in prison being Tyrone's bitch
What do?

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easiest 2 million of my life

2 million or suicide by cop? Sure, either way will rid me of suffering

>suicide by cop
You are not allowed to have a gun. Cops will tase you. Tyrone already waits.

jokes on you. you're the bait. they rat you out to customs, customs splooges because they made a micro bust. then while fondle your insides they push through 10x more than that undetected

Yell alahu ahkbar, no cop will take chances lmao

you mean
>If everything goes as planned you get 2 million $ in cash
>else real life gta5 action, much fun, escape life sentence by death.

you make it too easy user, your questions should be like:
>else you lose both legs and arms and have to live like that the rest of your life

>You are offered a job to smuggle cocaine into the US
Ask yourself why this person is offering you the work instead of getting the 2 million dollars themselves.
Then ask yourself if that person looks like they can turn down 2 million dollars.

my friend is in Ecuador prison learning this lesson as we speak. absolute retard thought it would be different, said he could trust the guys hooking him up. suckers are born every second

>Then ask yourself if that person looks like they can turn down 2 million dollars.

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As someone who works in shipping industry, drug smuggling ends bad in 99% of cases.

Just to add perspective, the submersible watercraft operators that work in crews of three or four and haul quantities of coke that literally are measured in tons are only paid about $25,000-ish for a 4 day trip and that's for the entire crew. Who ever made you an offer of two million dollars clearly has absolutely no intention of actually paying you anything. More likely then not, if you're telling the truth about your offer, you are probably a decoy for a larger plot. I suggest getting the hell out of there now before you end up becoming an intentional sacrificial pawn to draw the guards attention to you while a bigger quantity crosses else ware and you end up, well in a worse location then you're in now for a while.

>working with taconiggers to smuggle one of the shittiest stims known to man

Yeah no. I have standards.

> 2 million $ in cash for one trip.

Smell like a trap, enjoy anal sex in jail user

>shit stimulant
kill yourself nerd

Well, they aren't able to pilot the plane or don't have a boat. Either way, they are probably too important in the drug trade to risk their lives and are well off to the point they don't need to risk anything anyway

my life is comfortable as it is, thank you very much

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>if it succeeds you get 2 million dollars
>if it doesn't succeed you get a free room, free bed, free food, free showers, free gym, free entertainment, free haircuts, free clothes and free anal sex
What's the downside?

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Christ Ecuadorian prison must be fucking awful.

How on earth are you confident in that metric? If it ends fine then no one ever knows about it.

My life is worth more than 2 million. Arguable there’s no number that I would risk my freedom for. Not even a billion dollars. I can always be comfy earning a decent living, don’t need to be a billionaire by chance to be happy.

this is probably how it is, sounds like a smart tactic

yeah that 99% sounds like something you'd just tell people so that they don't get worried about the more realistic estimate

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So basically win win situation?

>taking high risks when its easier and safer to smuggle antiques/animals/people

stay poor kiddo.

story?

If that were true no one would fucking smuggle drugs, you brainlet.

Do I get to swallow his load?