Age

>Age
>Penis size
>Net worth
Go!

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>27
>$20k
>15 inches from asshole to tip

44
11cm
1.24MM

25
4.5"x4.5"
$75k

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audibly kek'd

18
6.32 inches when pressing skin from pubic bone with ruler
$10k

>27
>18 cm
>6k €

>25
>6 inch
>£100
c-capitalism is e-evil

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>24
>5.9 inches NBPEL
>50k crypto, 3k bank

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>18 yo boomer
>6in
>$500 Canadian dollars, in freefall

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22 yo khv
6,5x6
80k €

19
3 and a half inches
$900 in credit card debt

>22
>13 cm
>0 $
;-;

22
0
$1k

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25
6.5
$120k (mostly in stock)

WHERE

THE

FUCKING

TWINKS

AT

26
7.5-8 inches
20k usd

*raises hand*

Hello.

You a cute?

Yes, very. ;)

pls no joke. I'm looking for a QT ambitious boy to partner up and take on the world

>$110k
>27
>5.25 inches long
>4.5 inch circumference

I have a degree in finance (3.95 GPA, full-ride scholarship, studied abroad in France) and work at a top investment firm. Do I qualify?

Yes.

I have a degree in history. Prior military experience and work for an emerging crypto hedge fund.

Would you like to talk elsewhere?

>26
>350k
>8 inches from pelvis base to tip. 6 inches of girth.

Ask me anything

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33
7'' / 18cm (it's more thick than anything else, so I can't complain)
Well roughly 200k, but what do those numbers mean on Jow Forums. It's mostly in crypto, so in 6 months that may be anything between 30k and one million.

Also, in my opinion (and dare I say experience), both dick size and surely wealth is pretty fucking meaningless as far as getting pussy concerned. Give me a dept of 20k and cut my dick by 1 inch and it will not diminish all the thot sex I have via tinder. (And I say thot, but really they are mostly cool chicks.)
To get laid, you need your own place, a full head of hair, be relaxed to the core and then talk as little as possible. If you got those 4, you don't need dick or money.

I literally need money only to be able to buy business travel tickets (for collaborative tech project I do) whenever I want and not care about whether I buy expensive or cheap food.

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Maybe...you a cute? Age, dick size, net worth? ;)

This but with a bigger penis

~230k
25
5.5

So yeah, I'm alright.

Are you a girl (boy)?

Nice haha. Got Instagram?

Nah man. I don't do social media. Do, you? Some type of playboy?

Leave me an email or something

37
3"
189k $

thats some decent penner right there

>31
>7.25" x 5.5"
>$250k
kek so many dicklets in this thread

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26
1k
6.2x4.8

>28
>7" cutfag
>140k
Also have a 138 IQ. All this and my sex life is still always in a multi-year bear market.

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>28
>9"
>1.5MM

I win.

109
73 ft
what was the last one?

>62
>6 inches
>$800MM

> 20
> 7.3 inches
> Not sure how to calculate, but I'm a student with USD$3k in crypto

24 years
7 inches
net worth of 0.2 BTC worth of hedera hashgraph tokens from private sale

Checked.

33
2.5 inches rock solid
$1,245.00

Life sucks...

21
8x8
30k

>9"
>winning
Yea right faggot, no chick will wanna fuck you

27
4.5"
$250k

Also, any other doms here with below average dicks? Sometimes it gets a little awkward when girls/sissies start getting really attached and love how you control them, but in their minds it's programmed that dom = big dick so when it's time to fuck the first time there's always that uncertainty of how they'll react. I usually power through fine and don't hear anything bad but I always wonder about what's going on their minds.

30
18cm
300€

31yo boomer
8.5"
50k in crypto. $0 IRL

40
6.9 x 5.3
470k

29
I don't know
70k

5.5 is tiny and a history degree is toilet paper.

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>93
>4"
>$28

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>18
>7.5 x 7
>100

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Dick measuring is literally for faggots.

19
30k
2 inches long 8 wide

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>19
>6ish inches
>About 35k
I am slated to inherit much of my parents' farm back home but my brother plans on buying me out, so closer to about 700k.

>28
>28cm
>$28

big mistake to count on inheritance/buyout before its all gone through, seriously have a plan B in case.

I was supposed to inherit ~$2.5MM from my grandfather and shit went sideways real quick when he married a much younger woman when he was basically on his death bed and ended up changing his will and gave her everything. I got $20k which is better than $0 I suppose but we'd been told for years that each of us grandkids (3 of us in total) would be getting millions, he had said it himself, my mom had reiterated it many times, and it all went to shit in the end.

That bitch is my hero.

>18
>7"
>$12-15k

>25
>1.5''' feminine benis
>1.2mil irl
>157k crypto

>25
>7.5" (~19cm)
>-130k student loans
>+5k crypto

I think about killing myself often but at least my dick is bigger than yours, statistically speaking

26
60k
6inch

>30
>7.1
>8k

>Age 31
>Penis size 6"
>Net worth ~310,000 USD

I started with $25k from an inheritance (RIP grandfather). I'd say my secret was that I had figured out the basics of crypto in that critical period between October and November 2017, so I was able to pick up alts like XRP, LTC and IOTA all cheap. Been daytrading full-time since October 2018. One of my best alt plays was probably BCO -- picked up a bunch at $2, sold them for $8.

I am immensely proud of myself for turning $25k into $310k. It has given me some real self-confidence in myself, because I know that I have accomplished something real. I can go and travel whenever I want, I can get a massage whenever I want, I can afford chiro and dental now, I can do fucking anything now and it's all thanks to crypto.

Fuck yeah.

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October 2017*

I make $100k a year as a chef at Wendy's and I have a 9" dick.

22
6 inches (15 cm)
168k REQ

plus a happy and lovely gf :^)

>19
>6.75 Inch Cutfag
>$11k USD in crypto, $1k in the bank.

33
7in
$150k

28
it's like a button.
$30

WHERE IS OTHER GAY ANSWER HIM I WANT THIS ROMANCE FULFILLED!

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31
-45k
6 inches


just spent the weekend having 3somes with my gf and our gf. we are all very hot.

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28
13cm
less than 1k in crypto 30k in savings no job no my own place no future

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>19
>$3k
>7in

t. college student

thats not even the worst part

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no loans tho so thats a plus

I'm listening...

i'm gay and in this shithole i live i will never find a bf
worst part is i'm kinda cute and it will just fade away into nothingness

top key this reminds me of tinder heights...

every chickk always say men always ie about their heights..

looking thru this thread everyone is 6-7 inches even tho its been claimed amerifats avg is 5.5

>39
>dickcode.net/2gGwirdkvbN0101
>200k

that's the worst part?

chin up m8

I am trans pre-op micro-penis thai ladyboy
33 years old
5k - all in on link.

realization of self unrealised potential in life and loneliness are pretty horible thing to look forward to

>22
>19cm
>900K EUR

still a virgin lads, I'm not even ugly or socially inept, I even signed up for tinder three weeks ago and have a ton of matches with cuties, how the FUCK do I make it?

It's like I don't even want to try anymore

just say hi to them or something?

>24
>16
>1.4MM eur

>20
>8.5” pic rel
>$200,000

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>18
>long enough to fuck bitches
>∽5k€