My state is bigger than Germany, France, UK, Italy, Poland and Turkey combined. Not my country, my state

What is rainwater?

In places where they don't send criminals, Armenians, and Polar Gooks to die, they have this phenomenon where water falls out of the sky. The people there also do this thing with their facials muscles called "smiling". Truly bizarre.

That's dumb because each state needs a decent state capital which couldn't be established in desert/forest states. They had to settle every side of the continent to stop Frenchoids and others trying to take a chunk.

Sounds dangerous. Don't people drown if water is in the sky? All upside down.

Tasmania is the forest state. Also the best and most logical.

>Australians were the right side up ones all along

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if australians don't have water what is their beer made of?

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aaah sou desuka

This place was not meant for humans. Only an Anglo could discover a demon-filled actual hell and think to make themselves master of it

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Piss.

could you just build a canal system to irrigate the land

Fucking Queensland and Western Australia are bigger than any us state

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Sent off to become the ubermensch, and instead they barbecue yabbies.

what the fuck is that

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Clamydosaurus Kingii

With salt water?

We don't get rain so they'd be dry and the main problem is our soil is total dogshit especially in the dry areas.

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Please tell me it spits

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I can send you some of my resilient soil if you know what I mean.

you guys never knew the coolest little bastard of a lizard on earth existed? shame on your biology and sciences classes!

Basilisk?

One of our many demons

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Dude imagine if they were Komodo dragon size.

I don't know why people are so keen to see alien life when Australia exists

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Look at the beautiful midwestern US, if you stick your fingernail in the ground it will grow

Dog bless america

I mean, the frill and bipedalism are pretty cool but does it have spikes and shoot blood from its eyes like a horny toad?

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When I suggested this people made fun of me and called me a dumb american

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I wonder why more Americans don't stick their dicks in it

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I was joking though

as if this refers to actual american men like myself

Now try to grow a seed watered with your tears. You will see the problem with growing crops in salty water.

Why wouldn't some of the water evaporate into the clouds and come down as rain thus changing the barren land to fertile land?

When the water evaporates what do you think is left in the soil?

The canals would be deep, below sea level so the water would still be there. Some water would just evaporate from the canals

why are beaches so sandy and devoid of plantlife? :))))))))

I bet this is particularly delicious with all that defensive adaptation

How big are your theoretical canals that they can produce enough of their own temperate ecosystem across Australia?

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kek

Make the whole island a canal

So you've read my book?

I wish we could take a bunch of money and make Australia Earth again

How to get rid of Brown Recluse Spiders, and Other Neat Tricks?

No,
Australia: Make The Whole Island A Canal "One man's vision for a brighter tomorrow."

Still under Flooded Penal Colony Publishing, right?

Fuck that image always gives me mad feels