/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

Because he knew that your beautiful heart would more than make up for it!

Because your parents shouldn't have bred

If god is so good and holy then why did he curse me with the tranny?

the left cant meme

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If god is so good and holy then why did he curse me with being a mexican?

*memes*
jeje now what

>kara no shoujo is on the front page of steam
we truly are in the worst timeline

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alright since my last beats weren't well received here's an alternative
youtube.com/watch?v=2ZdsD4d4Q9Y

Want to suck on a brown titty right about now but also watching basketball..

>apehoop

why do people like watching niggers play sports? is it like some modern circus?

Because he knew that your beautiful heart would more than make up for it!

no comment

NFL is based, the NBA is shit

Wonderful edition

>watching sports
wew lad

youtube.com/watch?v=8gGHQicQUw4

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I like the idea of sports and watching sports and getting excited about the big game. But I never got into sports irl.

MLB > USL > NBA > MLS > NHL > NFL

>USL
Fuck off subhuman

>Lad

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lol I had to look up USL no idea we had our own soccer league

>children attentively listening to a Bible reading
What miraculous world is this?

/cum/ is a christian general

I'm white

Fucking roomate never left and now I won't be able to wank or self harm tonight

nothing makes me more sad than seeing wedding dresses desu

maybe women with babies or pregnant

Gonna convert to Sikhism and raise my half white half Indian babies as Sikh

is the zoomer attention span that shot from mobile gaming already?

Maybe he's saying the same thing about you.

yikes

*radical islam general

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convert to catholicism

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>radical islam
>hair is showing

yakes

You're so cringe

dirty christian invaders stole her full niqab obviously and she's doing her best

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no, you're not

>cringe

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That's how it has always been, I swear you'd have an easier time training a dog than you would teaching a kindergarten age kid.

Checked.

yekes

pretty sure it's HARAM to dye your hair

hijabs are cute desu

The Montreal hidjabi gf

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anime is also haram

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I always sat on the carpet and always listened to teachers! And I only ever got in trouble once all through school K-12.

It's actually not people during mohammed's time actually used to dye their hair as well

I'm gonna do it, bros. She's finally going notice me.

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>not getting multiple citations in elementary school

who /bad kid/ here

i dont even remember anything about catechism desu

agreed.

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>not getting the perfect attendance record award

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user, you already accept Jesus Christ. What's one step into accepting as your lord and savior?

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i hate lgbtq people that are religious more than anything tbdesu

They made you color a picture of jesus and help him find his way to a boat

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Sent to the principal's twice, got recess detention weekly

Bigot

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I actually lied I was supposed to get into trouble because I played on the playground when it was muddy out but there was an honor system to flip your card: "if you played out on that playground go flip your card" and I didn't do it.

I feel guilty sometimes about this

I only got in trouble once in my entire schooling career, some girl got mad at me for breaking up a fight and hit me multiple times, I finally lightly tapped her once out of instinct and the old woman that had been watching jumped up and immediately broke it up and put me in in school suspension, it didn't even last the whole day though, I was such a good kid that after a few of my other teachers heard about it they got me out

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nothing triggers me more than religion, you guys should put a trigger warning whenever you talk about it desu

Once I climbed up the chain ladder at school and a boy called me "chain head". It really hurt my feelings so I ran to tell the lunch mom and instead of defending me she said "don't be a tattletale"

no

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Nothing triggers me more than a bigot you should put a trigger warning before you act like one desu

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Never ever stepped foot inside a principal's office. I never even learned their names. I was the most mundane student in every school I attended.

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trigger warning: i'm ironically a wiccan

NERRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

The population of my town was tiny so it was almost impossible to not know everyone, the principals even regularly ate lunch in the cafeteria with us

I was a good kid until college

have to drive a van for 8 hours tomorrow with people i don't know
jfmsu

I was in a math and science club and even attended a few competitions but I dropped out within the year. I was a B- student at my very best so I couldn't even fit in with the "real" nerds.

>his parents send him to catechism classes
LMAOin’ at your life

*sent

bitch ive been complaining how i dont want my parents to find out i want to be a tranny because they are hardcore catholics, they obvs sent me

Inshallah

Sounds awful. Wouldn’t be bad alone though, I love long drives alone.

listening to some Fleetwood Mac

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is that why you’re a anti-abortion tranny

youtube.com/watch?v=p6Fdm3-dnr0

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im not anti-abortion, i just dont like abortion

mexican tyranny pls give yourself a nickname so we don’t have to call you mexican tranny every time we refer to you

fine

Hmmm

Who else /good kid/? I was in debate club and a teacher aide and library aide as well (I would sometimes get called out of class to watch the library when the librarian wasn't there so that people could still use it), I also sometimes did the texas pledge and flag raising if no one else was around in the morning.

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Jim bob

I'm a convert and kind of glad that I didn't have to go through that. I have a friend that went through Catholic school and I think the most he got out of it was a nun fetish.

i had a trip but it was too much work to deleted when i wanted to post on other threads/boards desu

just install reddit flags

youtube.com/watch?v=euKvQtSNJOM

her new album is going to be a banger

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wait im dumb, i put my pass in the options lmao

Dale?

Literally who?