/brit/

Me? I'm the human clarinet.

more of Black Magic man myself

Ignore this

I don't care about Sweden but it still gets under my skin when Swedes insult America

>tfw you'll never masturbate in front of Sarah Silverman

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tru

other way around I think

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it shouldn't affect you, considering the thick layers of fat you got under your skin haha

this week's apples are Braeburn
pleasantly crisp though the taste could warrant being described as "lacking"

Worrying precedent.

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Does Dave like anything?

Who is she?

aw yea nah jis doin' it loik them shaylahs tawk awn keth an keem

Any big lez man in

She's filled out hasn't she

Is the value of each chess piece Queen>rook>bishop>knight>pawn?

brits talk more shit about us than they complement NZ or AUS...Are they really that mad we defeated their great empire steeped in history despite being a meager colony that was just barely beginning its life?

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>she

oh dear

okay I walked into that one

For me, it's Macintosh
Nothing else has the same tangy bite

How do you know about jio

queen=10
rook=5
bishop/knight=3
pawn=1

a good cleansing sesh with ol' king james'

I want to have sex with Emma Watson.

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Germans literally eat computers
mentally ill creatures

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Bit weird how a bloke can just slap on some makeup and call himself a woman and feminists are happy to accept that. Even though that bloke is making a mockery of womanhood.
Guess they'll allow anything if it emasculates men

poms just wish their shitty island was as good as our far superior island

it's jealousy mostly

bet you thought this was really funny

I know there's another similar joke to make out of that post but I just can't be arsed

well done, thought you would've taken a scooter

/brit/ is a TERF general

fuck you

The don't want us to get a big-head. Tall-poppy syndrome is just an anglo custom Americans have never understood.

only radical feminists and mumsnet posters are real feminists nowadays
rest are handmaidens for the great penis

best island

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Francophilia is a mental illness

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Not even sure what feminism is about these days.

>only radical feminists and mumsnet posters are real feminists nowadays
ah yes, the far left and the far right

remember when zoey tur told ben shapiro if he didn't respect her pronouns he'd go home in an ambulance?
haha why would an ambulance take him home? he doesn't live at the hospital

Equality, innit?

We're more Germanic than Anglo...

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fighting other feminists

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190 chased Dave out of the general last night, we shan't be seeing him again soon.

I like the fake, hench vietlad
real vietlad is skinnyfat and ugly

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Aussies and Kiwis belong here, you don't

SHUT UP BRUCE

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equity mate
youtube.com/watch?v=Z2dEM2AIwi4

Bassists should be paid half of what other band members earn.
There is no justifiable reason why they should be able to get away with leeching off the success of a band just by strumming the same open E string over and over again

daddy issues led to mental illness which led to this creature

>feel light headed and generally out of sorts
>can barely feel pulse
>heart rate is under 60BPM

should i be worried?

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does she do nudes?

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Bisping's resting heart rate was 30bpm

13 is not my mouth.

youtube.com/watch?v=cW5ueE2vUm0

peng?

Halloween soon :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

yeah and that's all well and good, but are you mad that we defeated your great empire steeped in history and bundled in culture?

Prove it

Favourite Halloween Memory?

what ethnicity are you?
your fingers looked like greasy sausages with curly black hair
so I'm guessing hispanic?

There was this one time I got all scared lol

>tfw it's a schizoleaf post

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Anglo. There are no Mexicans in Kentucky.

Haha, yeah. lol.

>there are no mexicans in kentucky
hmm... dunno about that one
probably more mexicans than anglos
you're probably an irish-hispanic mongrel

When my brother traded a cherry ripe with some older boys for what he thought was cake and turned out to be fucking rice in foil.

If you ask a girl on a date, is it off-putting to actually
say it's a date? I've watched too many movies and television shows where they just say "do you want to get dinner?", etc.

One family pack of malteasers down the gullet.
Not my fault really, the smooth chocolate coating and the satisfying crunch of the honeycomb makes them practically irresistible

>mfw i played simplified basslines in a beatles tribute band and didn't ever sing but got as much credit as the lads who sang close harmonies and played complex bar chords and solos and allsorts
i was a right slacker
still am if i'm honest

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LA is quite peng at dusk but any other time it's as grim as Blackpool

Keep up m8, feminists hate trannies these days

dont say "do you want to go on a date"
it sounds cheesy and juvenile
you're better off saying "do you want to come over and fuck"

?
whys blackpool grim

I have no enemies and I hate no man

used to be the hotbed of domestic tourism
then brits discovered undomestic tourism

>heart rate is under 60BPM

That isn't a bad thing you fat shit

>maltesers
>honeycomb

Mihht pretend to be a normie and go see netsky with my friends in February

>actually say it's a date
why not just give her a card that says "do you like me?" and has multiple choice answers so she can tick the appropriate box?

any high blood pressure man in?

my resting heart rate is 68 bpm

Mine's a respectable >90

>pretend to be a normie ONCE
>drowning in weeb girl pussy
women are easy, the problem is men are stupid

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blood as thick as the grease in the pan after fryup

Is that not what's in them?