Which countries are brothers?

Ace of Aces (1982)

>Gerard Oury
as expected

will watch again

no such thing

yay

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>France
You stupid ape.
Even slavs like czechs are more related to Germany than fucking France and that's already a stretch

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yes

now both are at the forefront of destroying europe together

two childless old people. sad.

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but only young siblings fight each other meaninglessly
are you saying you are like little kids?

now KISS

Both shares the same origins so yes, quite literally brothers

>Be yesterday
>Germans keep screeching about us, and sucking anglo dicks to spite us
>French flags retaliate by screeching in return
>anti french/france vs germany threads duplicate
>China hops in and calls us fagguots but that's not related

>be today
>this thread

What the fuck is wrong with this board?

in case you haven't noticed, a lot of us are quite autistic
t. shat on France on Jow Forums for hours yesterday

the relationship between germany and france can be described in japanese pop culture terms: tsundere

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warum postest du so nen scheiß?

We're not jealous of you? and we didn't start *that* many fights - we've been in more than twenty wars with England, as opposed to only two (or three, depending on how you count) with Germany. Bavaria could possibly be counted as more of an ally.
You need to consider France has been at war twice with countries like Mexico or China... two wars is far from being an age-old enemy.

>one family
I would very much like that, I hope the European Union will be the European Family one day.

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All slavs t b h

France has been at war with the HRE, Austria and Prussia for most of its existence. The 30YW, 7YW, 9YW, War of the Spanish Succession, Coalition Wars, Italian Wars etc etc

It's ok I love you guys anyways

That's because Germany is only a country since 1870, otherwise we had much more wars than that...

>I would very much like that, I hope the European Union will be the European Family one day.
I don't mind germans and other europeans, but I do mind the current EU, its lobbies and its jews

>France has only fought two wars with Germany
What am I reading? We've fought many wars against German states, although the most significant ones can be counted on one hand(but so can those with England/Britain), to cite a few: the War of the League of Cambrai, the Italian Wars, the Thirty Years' War, the Nine Years' War, the War of the Spanish Succession, the Revolutionary and Napoleonic Wars, the Franco-Prussian War, WW1 and WW2.
Also while this isn't jealousy, French people definitely look up to modern Germany as the prime example of a successful European nation.

Yeah I kown that, but it wasn't *Germany* and some states which are now Germany were allied with France in those wars.

>Prussia
With that I would mostly agree, Frederick the Great was a Frenchaboo though, and was allied with France at some point. But Prussia =/= Germany.
Just like we're perennial enemies with the Anglo but long allies (and friends, I hope) of the Scots.

>Austria
that's not Germany... even Prussia-Germany has been at war with Austria (as late as 1866).
of course Austria is an age-old enemy. Still ranks lower than England though.

>but I do mind the current EU
Just like we're already the Fifth French Republic (and some are clamouring for a sixth), perhaps the "Sixth European Union" will do the trick. Nevermind the details, where there's a will there's a way.

>War of the League of Cambrai
what did they mean by this?

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>With that I would mostly agree, Frederick the Great was a Frenchaboo though, and was allied with France at some point. But Prussia =/= Germany.
Freddy was a Frenchaboo but still fought France
also i'd say Prussia can be considered the predecessor of Germany.
>that's not Germany... even Prussia-Germany has been at war with Austria (as late as 1866).
at the time (in fact, precisely until 1866), Austria was the most influential state in HRE/German confederation, and most Germans states were allied or in possession of Austria
so I'd say up until 1866 Austria can be considered predecessor of Germany as well

We're not necessarily referring to unified Germany, I don't know where you got that idea

That's where the Italian tradition of switching sides started

>German states
There were HRE states on *both* sides of these wars.

>the Thirty Years' War
Saxony, Brandenburg and Brunswick-Lüneburg were on Sweden & France's side in that one.

>War of the League of Augsburg
That one was Europe against France, hardly a Franco-German conflict.

Just like I took great pains to single out ENGLAND as an enemy, not the UK.

I see the Germans with the French have a lot of common glorious history ;')

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>also i'd say Prussia can be considered the predecessor of Germany.
I'd agree with that but pre-unification, it wasn't "Germany".

>Freddy was a Frenchaboo but still fought France
He was allied with France during the War of the Austrian Succession though, along with Bavaria, Saxony, Hesse and other smaller German states.

France maybe Germany's eternal foe
But France's eternal foe is England.

You guys want a real rivalry? here's a real rivalry:

Anglo-French War (1193-1199)
Anglo-French War (1202–04)
Anglo-French War (1213–14)
French invasion of England (1215-1217)
Saintonge War (1242–43)
Anglo-French War (1294–98 and 1300-03)
Hundred Years' War (1337–1453)
Italian War of 1494–98 (1496–98)
War of the League of Cambrai (1512–14)
Italian War of 1521–26 (1522–26)
Italian War of 1542–46
Italian War of 1551–59 (1557–59)
Huguenot rebellions (1627–29)
Second Anglo-Dutch War (1666–67)
War of the League of Augsburg (1689–97)
War of the Spanish Succession (1702–13)
War of the Austrian Succession (1744–48)
Anglo-French war (1744-1763)
Seven Years' War (1756–63)
Anglo-French War, part of the American Revolution (1778–83)
Fourth Anglo-Dutch War (1780-1784)
Wars of the French Revolution (1793–1802)
Napoleonic Wars (1803–14)
Napoleonic Wars (1815)

And I'm not even counting unofficial stuff like Fachoda and Mers-el-Kébir.

>But France's eternal foe is England
You speak english. Language of your master. It says a lot

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I feel more rivalry towards Germans tbqh

Italy, Spain and Portugal are brothers, but PT is mad with spain for something that happened in their childhood

You're missing the Anglo-French war of 1475 and the Anglo-French war of 1488.
Their invasion of Syria-Lebanon in 1941 was a war in facts if not official, too. Both sides suffered about 6,000 casualties.

mein bruder...

>speaking English on an English language board
well duh.

I speak German, Latin, classical Greek, Japanese and Icelandic, too. It's called an education, here.

Also, the Queen of England speaks French. The King of France didn't speak English...

but english has been raped by the fench language, its basically a retarded version of mine.

Are french imageboard even exist?

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Speaking the language of your enemy is a good idea for military-savvy nations. Not that you would know.

Also, obviously we *won* most of those wars against England, since they didn't succeed in conquering France but France conquered the English lands on the continent.

>that damage control

Of course... Jow Forums is a carbon copy of a Japanese site. It's basically "2chan for people who aren't educated enough to read Japanese".

We French can copy, too (we don't pretend we invented it, though).

Nigga from Congo speaks on 3 language (english, french and his tribe language) so?

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>All these butthurt frogs
Based Russia

So does not exist?

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didnt take long for this thread to get autistic

In France, education is compulsory, and part of it is learning two foreign languages (or more as options).
English, along with Spanish and German, are among the most widespread ones, if only with the purpose of building the EU in mind (guess Brexit puts a dent in that theory...)

Russian, Italian, Breton, Portuguese, Arabic, Korean, Japanese are available too but less frequent. I'm sure there are other ones.
Latin and classical Greek are somewhat popular choices too, but can only be taken as options.

I know that, in the English-speaking world, the reason why winning WW2 was good is "otherwise we would be speaking German", but as far as France is concerned, if Hitler had limited itself to send German teachers in France (at Germany's expense), he would be remembered fondly. And more Frenchmen would speak German.

based vlad

So, he's more educated than you?
Jungle niggers have surpassed snow niggers.

>So does not exist?

He said "of course"
that means "Yes" not "No"

Well Jow Forumsaks say that niggers are stupid, but average nigger know more languages than average Jow Forumstard. I love blacks, in the end they created us a literary language
Give example

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>didnt take long for this thread to get autistic
It's been like this for centuries. Some country gets uppity by itself and attempts to target France, only to get its ass handed to him.
These days, they're too lazy to do wars anymore, so they post in the Internet instead.
Saves up on ammo and having to put on an uniform, I'd say.

That's the reason for all those Anglo-French wars, actually. The King of England was pissed off that his cousin, the King of France, had higher status, so he tried to correct this, only to fail miserably.

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White pigdogs stop looking into the past and start looking into the future (you don't have it)

indeed you should do it.

>Give example
choualbox.com/ has a bad reputation among French imageboards, you'll probably fit right in ^^ and I've never used it so I won't be inconvenienced by you "at home".

I'm not going to post an imageboard I use, obviously, Jow Forums funny but shitty content should be kept on Jow Forums where it belongs.

Search engines are your friends, though. There even are French search engines, like qwant.com.

We do
"Learning from the past
Living the present
Planning for the future"

is the French way of doing things. Unlike England, the proverbial "nation of shopkeepers". Englishmen can't see farther than the next quarter's financial results. Hence things like Brexit.
Hopefully, the Germans are smarter and we'll build a happy future together as an European family.

French imageboard looks scarce, post 12 hours ago? Seriously? Does anyone live there?

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I only speak english because my russian isn't god yet. I want YOU to understand me baka.

faggy tryhard

Dunno, told you I never used it and it has an awful reputation.
I'm not gonna post the site I frequent on Jow Forums...

its because we use internet since longer than yo do and were used to text boards.

lrn2 France

France should be destroyed for the greater good of the Germanic countries, Northern France can be saved to become Germanic, but the rest of France should be bombed out of existence.

Also every person of Walloonish descent should be hanged and the French language should be persecuted until it disappears.

you are an irrelevant country, why would you decide of the fate of a vastly superior country.

>save northern France
>hang every waloon
Doesn't make sense

>brothers who are always jealous of each other and start fights but in the end they are one family
fuck off, that's england

>all the w*lloons die
>don't have to speak gay Latin anymore
I support your plan

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good post

>France should be destroyed
This thread is full of attempts at this for almost a thousand years.
Nobody ever could destroy France and as of today, nobody still can.

>the French language should be persecuted until it disappears
the Germans tried that when they occupied Alsace and Lorraine (twice)
the Anglos tried that in Québec
some African countries tried that

failure... in the end, women like French better, so they speak French to their babies.

wir müssen den franzosen ausrotten. zu dem wohle für der welt.

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Ah, the good Anglos... never know how to give up, do you?
So, your twenty-eight attempt at France?
I'm reminded of Team Rocket...

Because of Germanic unity.
Walloons are socialists who have destroyed Dutch greatness, they deserve punishment.
Don't forget the QT girls and none of the nasty southern-French tanned meds.
The French ethnicity used to be 1/3th of Europe, now the Germanic countries have vastly surpassed France, and you will never return to your former glory.

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>france stronk!! *replies to every post even slightly criticizing france*

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There are more French speakers than ever, both in numbers and % of the population.
And both are raising fast, too.
The typical human at the end of this century will be either an Anglophone Indian or a Francophone African.
Germanics will be a very small minority.

>must larp as a german because hes irrelevant
lmao

We're educating our less fortunate brothers born in other countries in history. Including THEIR history, apparently.
It is our duty to help the lesser nations of the Earth, generosity is one of France's core values.

>Don't forget the QT girls and none of the nasty southern-French tanned meds
actually based
it is time for France to look like pic related again

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>We're educating our less fortunate brothers born in other countries in history. Including THEIR history, apparently.
>It is our duty to help the lesser nations of the Earth, generosity is one of France's core values.
t. totally not a smelly chauvinist with too much free time

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>French speaking
>Same as French culture

Peak Gaullism I see.

>Larp as a German
>Doesn't know that a large portion of Dutch people speak German and see themselves as German

Is this what being stuck in your irrelevant shithole of a country feels like?

How does it feel knowing your country is utterly dominated by the German economy to the point where your presidents are starting to stress out and call for possibly leaving the EU btw?

Must hurt your smelly bubbly skinned pride frog, especially when your country has been irrelevant since the Napoleonic wars, by a man who wasn't even French.

This, northern French girls can be beautiful.

>still larping as a german because of its self irrelevance
lmao what a huge cuck.

>This, northern French girls can be beautiful
I think user posted Laetitia Casta. Parents from Corsica.

And anyway, THAT pic

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I posted Marine Vacth, from Lorraine

it was not laetitia casta lmao

>chauvinist
I'm firmly pro-European actually. I'm afraid I still do know about history though.

>too much free time
Well, I'm retired. But you may a point, here - though I didn't know the thread would turn out to be such a failure.

I literally go to Germany weekly, yet even having said that my country's economy is more powerful than yours, France is terrible to live in if you have to pick a country in Europe, absolutely everyone would pick further up north.

But it's also what your country stands for that must be destroyed, the cancers of the world, such as America, identity politics, revolutionary spirit, and everything else comes from your country.
It simply has to go for the good of Europe.

I didn't say that girl was beautiful, I said northern-French girls can be beautiful, nice try Pierre.

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>I'm retired
oh so you're actually a boomer, no wonder you sound like such a tryhard

No, boomers are about 75 now, they were my late parents.
I'm from "generation X". You know, the generation when schools actually educated people.

>such a tryhard
well, besides behind educated, we were also somewhat hardworking. We built stuff like this Internet you're using now. Made a bundle of money doing it, too.

>i-i-i go to germany every week
>which gives me the right to larp as a german
>m-m-my economy is better than yours >d-d-dont look at gdp you must believe me

You're way out of your league dude, try Wallons. They're your equivalent.

cringe

>You know, the generation when schools actually educated people
a stereotypical fucking boomer, here's what you are
>back in my day...
>um no actually...
>*expresses chauvinist opinions without being aware of it*
>m-muh anglos
kill yourself already grandpa

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