Have you ever commited a crime Jow Forums?

Have you ever commited a crime Jow Forums?

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I once took a 5c candy from a store accidentally.

I paid for 10 but had 11 in my bag.

Drunk driving
Smoking weed
Took speed once

why would i tell you

let me put it that way, i was questioned by police about three different criminal cases, was mistakingly briefly detained about one murder case and also apart from the above was additionally questioned several times and also briefly detained once and that's not counting administrative cases. oh and i think i didn't pay for a steak in the college buffet once or twice

would you let me into your country (:

Drugs
Drunk driving
Breaking and entering
Vandalism
Bulglary
Piracy

No, but because you're Russian

worst is drunk driving, not proud of it

crimes are subjective
what constitutes a crime under a state might not be a crime in another.

In class, I imagine myself stopping time and hatefucking every guy and girl in my class. This is a crime because I imagined them without their consent.

it doesn't work that way here