/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

why do you whore yourself out like this every thread?

good morning

cuz i have nothing else to do

what jap song are you listening to?

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Any canadians here?

need a bf

give me a description of your perfect bf

nope
why do you ask?

you

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>yesterday
>work 2 jobs
>head home exhausted
>go to the ATM
>atm eats my money
>go home
>turn on computer
>it freezes up every few minutes
>go to repair
>as im looking at my drives I see my boot SSD's final breath
>decide to go to bed
>my neighbors are having loud monkey sex

some days are just designed to be bad days I think

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take me uwu

hope you still got your car pictures manchester

yes

oof, I hope today is better for you

take you where?

I read that cannabis was just legalized in your country. How do you feel about that?

take my body dummy
but to you home pls i dont want to live here anymore

is mexico really that "bad"?

for me it is

why? too religious?

Need a foreskin it's not fucking fair

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yeah

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Cucked by your own parents

why

And I'm back in the game, can't keep me down that easily.

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I do, I have 3 different drives. An older SSD I booted off of, a newer big SSD for games and an old HDD for my pictures and videos and stuff.

Although I had a tough situation last night where I was deciding if I wanted to lose my entire image folder or all my UI settings for all my games. Didn't have to lose either just installed windows on the free space I had on my game SSD.

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Iktf bro

no, it's paradise on earth, obviously
ugh

i have never stepped foot in the third or second world, sorry i have no idea what to expect from those counties

Sometimes I get really worked up anxious and emotional and I don't know what to do. In these moments, nothing distracts me or calms me down. Can anyone relate? Is there anything you do that works for you?

Sorry no, I don't have autism

sometimes and no

get drunk, usually works

I can't drink on my medication, also that seems like a path to alcoholism

are you on anti-depressants and btw yeah you're right drinking to cope with emotions is exactly how you become an alcoholic.

I'm on antidepressants and now I'm shifting to bipolar med latuda because my psych thinks I actually have bipolar illness

maybe you do but those drugs do make you more emotional while youre on them

Yeah but she thinks I have bipolar because I get really agitated on antidepressants which I guess is a classic symptom of bipolar

who here plays mike tysons punchout

what are you some sort of NERD

I 100% am like this a lot.

Just ride it out and know there are beautiful times ahead. Big hugs also always feel good and warm drink.

Anime?
Prefer the word animu

I wish I had someone to hug me a lot of the time this stuff starts with me thinking about my ex

Yeah that's rough my anxiety was much much worse before I got married and settled down. Hopefully you still can get a big hug from your mom now and then

someone make a post worth reading

I want to impregnate a half asian half white mutt.

>someone make a post worth reading

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i'm the gf

havent quite defined a scale from 0-cucked but stripclubs are up there

ew whats that smell

big hugs are gay

probablly you

my husband is planning on demanding a 4 day workweek he scares me a bit but I love him

wrong. big hugs transcend all base sexual matters.

I love you

wrong answer

right answer: your upper lip

task status: FAIL

on a scale of 0-cucked big hugs are greater than 0
true love can only be given once, and it happens to be prime pussy

>task status: FAIL

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Reminder that only Alpha Males are allowed girlfriends. Beta Males are not allowed girlfriends.

you sure are obsessed with cuckoldry

where do you rank yourself on the cuck scale

being an american male already puts you in relative alpha status

No doubt I am now going to cook dinner.

-buffet

list of things which are cuck according to my husband
-having to go to a meeting
-working more than 40 hrs a week
-paying for a train pass but then the train shows up late

im an aloha male cuz

I need a gf to post my opinions on a teriyaki forum for me and then I can masturbate all day

what about being a vegan soycuck and not being able to impregnate a woman?
sounds pretty cucked to me

Things that are Chad and noncuck:
StarCraft 2

B=Based
E=Excellent
T=Tall
A=Alpha

A=American
L=Loved
P=Passionate
H=Handsome
A=Alpha

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Nope also he's not a vegan, he eats eggs and dairy all the time.

I bought him some literal soy jerky and its pretty delicious

starcraft 2 is a cuck to SC BW

I unironically want to die everyday

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me too

epitome of a cuck
not even enough balls to be vegan
has to take the soycuck vegetarian route instead
as expected of an impotent soylet

Was going to buy a smoothie on campus but I left my wallet at home

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The best way to win anybody over is through psychology.

quick win me over

epic
but dangerous
you never know when they will pull a gun

Get a load of this baka

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*Makes eye contact*

vegan cheese is gross though

What's it like to use dipping tobacco?
It's illegal here.

spineless soylet

*Says your name*

when i was a kid, when we play gunfights i always make gun shots sounds like "pew pew pew"

It rots your teeth and makes you look like a sperg with your lip bowed out, a lot of the retards at my high school got into for some reason (they claimed dip was easier to get than cigs) and they already had stained teeth by the end of senior year

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creepy

yea?