Cats are the comfiest pets

just grab it or give it a snack

NO THEY ARE NOT

I HAVE A CAT AND A DOG
DOG WINS EVERY FUCKING TIME
EVERY CAT "PERSON" IS BETA!

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kots are suitable for flats much more than dogs so that's a win for russians. it's just so sad watching a freedom-loving animal being locked. just imagine waiting for another person to assist you in peeing and shitting, that'd be a nightmare

hmmmm sorry sweetie but my dog is x999 comfier than your shitty c*t

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Double cats on your lap beat dog for comfiness

rate my cat

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doggo:
>I LOVE YOU MASTER
>MASTER PLEASE HANG OUT WITH ME
>MASTER SHOULD WE GO OUT FOR A RUN? :)
>MASTER THANK YOU FOR THE FOOD I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
>MASTER LET ME LICK YOU :):):) hmm i want food give me food
>no i do not love you

My cats are very gregarious always snuggling with me when they're not outside

Cats are the least comfy pet, they fucking hate everything.

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cats' egocentric nature is quite empathetic to me, feels like a cuter and more retarded human being with its own identity

black and white
just like all your country's young couples

yes one of my 3 cats is like that and he is a total faggot and sheds hair everywhere and fucking ruins everything
when i am having fun with my doggo, playing with my doggo, going out with my doggo that faggot cat always comes in and interrupts us and wants me to pet it and wants to come jog with us but he can not keep up so i have to take him back home

nope, they are just lazy cunts who never do anything of value

Cute pupper.

>cutie doggo lookin ready to play with you and shower you with love

vs

>fat cat looking at you like "what is it now idiot"

you've trained them wrong then, not my problem
>that faggot cat always comes in and interrupts us and wants me to pet it
it just wants your love and attention, don't be so cruel on your kot/koshka

My cat has slayed all the ratniggers in my house he's based

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i have not trained them wrong they are all properly trained, they don't shit/piss in the house except when they are sick and thats all the training you can give a cat

i give him love and attention but he should fuck off when i am giving love an attention to my dog

piece of shit cat

>"Ugh, he's touching me again."

You have cats but hate cats?

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>feels like a cuter and more retarded human being with its own identity
well said

>he can not keep up
not the kot's problem, he just isn't used to physical activities
if you want a physically stronk kot, you have to go for walks from a very young age
>thats all the training you can give a cat
quite wrong, you can train them whatever you want, you just have to do it from a young age
thank you polandbro

I don't hate them i just think they are 1000x less good than dogs

it is the cats problem because im not the one who wants him to come with and when i tell him to fuck off he cant understand
a dog would understand

you cant train cats shit

You cannot call dog owners alpha
You LITERALLY are picking up an animals shit and treating it like a baby that was bred to be your best friend because you're too worthless to make any real connections in the world. And you're stuck being babysitter cuck faggot for 10+ years.

Now, take the noble feline for example, now this is the thinking man's pet.
Retains it's feral nature and celebrates the coexistence of man and beast the way a d*Goid never could
Self sufficient
Eliminates virtually all rodents
Doesn't smell like fucking shit
Shits outside (indoor cat owners are restricting it's freedom anyways)
Hygenic
Less maintenance
Doesn't offer you synthetic cuck love like a dog does, but shows genuine affection every once in a while
Harmless to humans (except preggo bitches)
You don't have to walk it

There is no way you can make an argument for a dog being a better pet unless you're a literal cuckold nigger with no friends other than your stupid mutt
>Inb4 t. Muslim

>you cant train cats shit
nah, you're just too late
>when i tell him to fuck off he cant understand
because he loves you and you didn't train it to fuck off at a young age (which is about 1-3 months) because
>hurr cats are untrainable

I love my cade

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rate my kot

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t. muslim
My dog is well trained he does not shit in the house I do not pick up his shit outside.

Cats are just as much trouble as dogs but you cant be friends with a cat you can only have a one sided relationship with them

cats are SHIT TIER compared to dogs
might as well get a gerbil or a bird
cats dont love

looks like a nuisance

fat piece of shit

the virgin doggo:
-has been enslaved by humans for a long time.
-cannot function without a master.
-drools everywhere
- is dumb
->BITE CHILD

the chad cat, the CHAT:
-doesn't give a shit about any master
-gives you gifts like squirrel brains and half mices because it thinks you're too weak to feed yourself.
- *hugs your leg to say hello every morning*
- *meow*
- *blinks very slowly to show you he trusts you*.
- is as territorial as any dog, but won't fight if he can't win.

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The virgin cat
>dumb
>useless
>gets picked up against its will
>sociopath
>chooses to be a pet
>too territorial and will fight even crocodiles because he is so stupid

the chad dog
>mans best friend
>helped humans evolve
>hunters
>protectors
>smart
>easy to train
>loves you unconditionally
>jogging partner
>looks you in the eye unlike any other animal
>born to be with his human master

True

You're supposed to pick up after your dog takes a dump too, dumb cunt. I have a dog, but a cat is better if the person doesn't wasn't to put the time in to keep a dog.

Does your dog release chemicals that make you butthurt?

>is dumb
OH NO NO NO NO
google.com.br/amp/s/relay.nationalgeographic.com/proxy/distribution/public/amp/2017/11/dog-cat-brains-neurons-intelligence-study-spd

tfw no domesticated overgrown rat

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no cat boys are

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This. Dogs are great if you can take care of them and give them walks, but if you want a more domestic animal that doesn't need so much time dedicated then a cat is better

Do you have fridge cats in your cunt?

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My cat used to sleep on top of the fridge in his young age. He's to old for this now.