Will the Kraut and the Bong ever be friends?

christmas ads are some weird autistic competition here

swap france and germany desu

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keep it up
i want to see one this year too since its 100 years since the war ended

all of the christmas adverts last year revolved around interracial couples

good heavens, look at the time

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lmao. Sainbury's were criticised for that advert. Considered glorify war and tasteless commercialisation of suffering apparently, which is why they now have miscegenation .

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I wish, but sadly our rulers decide how we're supposed to feel.

This guy get it
I am just happy Germany ended us instead of giving the pleasure to the br*ts
Probably a more honorbale death by the hand of the Germans

fuck off naziboo

You need to free yourself from your social hierarchy shackles. Next time we need to work together.

What did he mean by this?

I'm not a Naziboo.

lmao what the fuck, what do they want to gain out of these commercials? it's only pushing people to become more radical

Although I know this happened for real I still cringed how in the end brits kill'em all nonetheless

I think this wop might be retarded lads.

Germanic tribes killed the W.Roman empire
It's not that hard to understand

WE

>killed
they migrated to it after it collapsed. decadence and imperial rot killed the Roman empire

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Frogs, Huns, and Englishmen are the only people on the planet who matter. Other euros should accept your true masters or fuck off.

Rome was still sacked by the Goths

?
they literally were

>this meme again
It was our humanity that kept us to not destroying Germania forever
It was only a matter of time they turned on us

italy is not a successor state to the roman empire

the latins lived in italy

Yes it is

I forgot that the UK is the true successor
Give me a break

Germany is the successor you brainlets

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More than UK for sure
This brit fella surely is not the sharpest tool in the shed

didn't say we were, we had our own empire

Man I was right, you really are deranged, even by Italian standards.

>Bong
>friends
Anglos dont have friends they are deceiving traitorous faggots

>if you had a big and successfull empire means that your descendent will always live like kangz
Yes Italy is a shithole and yes Italy is certainly the most genetic close thing we have in this universe to actual Romans

Accept this and learn that every empire sooner or later will decay

we have our own countries to be friends such as australia, nz and canada
a russian cannot even comprehend such a bond

there is no successor state to the roman empire, it finished a long time ago
italy is a made up meme nation created 200 years ago

There are no successor state to Ancient Egypt as well
That means shit when it comes to actual people living in those lands

I'm so glad WE
YES YOU HEARD ME
WE SNOW NIGGERS ENDED THE ROMAN EMPIRE!
GOTHS CAME FROM SCANDZA (SCANDINAVIA), THE SOUTHEASTERN PART OF SWEDEN TO BE PRECISE.

Lombardic was a west germanic language
Ironic how Germany destroyed "your" Ostrogoths

Beside Ostrogoths came later than other germanic tribes (Odoacer was not an Ostrogoth)

no the hre was the obvious successor : ^). and we are the successor of the successor with our own eu empire.

>caring about who wuz who and roleplaying as your country
Cringe desu

Goths came from Got(h)land, modern day Gotland. You're a Scanian larping as a Goth. I am a real Goth.

Anglos are the only people I genuinely wish would die out

Germans?
you mean those wh*Te catholics that drank our shit and piss cocktails?

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But we wuz romans!

>says the wog who was just attempting to claim the roman empire as his own

>I am a real Goth.
Wrong.

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shut the fuck up you inbred island monkey

How do you feel speaking a n*rth germanic language now that EAST GERMANIC died

come to wakefield and say that you cheeky cunt
watch what happens

>australia, nz and canada
WOAH
Countries populated by anglos (atleast mostly) are friends of UK
Impressive

>I am a real Goth
is your hair dyed black?

how is russia of all countries talking about friends hahaha jog on kid

OwO
What I am looking at?

Stop baiting
Beside the thread was about a german-anglo friendship not about Romans

Give us back Hanover and we'll talk.

yeah and you're the mong that came here to start talking about the roman empire

You two have fought more wars with each other than literally any other combination of states that exists today. Now granted, not many states have de facto continuity since the 9th century but that's still a lot of war.

You're the one who brought the Roman Empire up in the first place you schizophrenic mongoloid.
Christ.

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Have you seen that new Peter Jackson documentary about WWI? In it is was saying that the brits and saxons and especially bavarians were kinder to each other and joked around stuff, and that everyone (even the Germans) hated the Prussians for being vicious

I just explained that I am happy we died by the hand of the germans instead of the brits one
Why are you so dense?

>How do you feel
he doesnt feel, he lacks the traditional number of grandparents which has made his mongoloid genes incapable of producing a functional body

So nothing to say?

none of those were in the last 200 years mate

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even your old empire hates you LOL
we have much more friends than you lonely cunts

It isn't even that far away from the capital...
What happened?

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>It was our humanity that kept us to not destroying Germania forever
It was logistical difficulties and lack of infrastructure or easily defensible frontiers beyond the Rhine. Rome kept expanding until it could no more in every single direction. At some point it just become too expensive and difficult to stage invasions for fuck all gain.

The only frontier where expansion could've still been profitable was the eastern one, but there Rome ran into the Persians who generally gave as good as they got.

>our
>us

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The plan was to conquer all the lands till the Elba river
That would have worked out but being too gentle and careless is what doomed us in the long run

Genetically Italians are much the same people they were 2000 years ago. Politically Italy is a new construct, true, but their claim on Rome is more valid than anybody else's.

Britain, France and Spain descend from Germanic foederati client kingdoms, Turkey used to claim the eastern Roman throne through conquest and physical posession, Austria or Germany could sorta make an argument for descending from a polity that was legally granted the title. But all of these are autistic meme claims.

>plan
But it was never put into practice, was it? And I doubt the reason was humanity. More likely the exorbiant cost made it very difficult to justify the expense of mounting a massive campaign of conquest and pacification that would likely take decades to complete, on the other side of the Rhine and the Danube.

>us

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It was more of lack of a vision on that front
Back in the days as you said Persians were more of a threat for Romans than Germans
Nonetheless Romans took the Germans too lightly
Call this humanity or whatever but the result is that we should have subdued them more heavily

I am not seeking validations from a foreigner
You are wasting your time with this
This guy () already replied to you, macaco

>we

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t. npc

hmm yes, a great argument

any other christmas ads like that one?
how is christmas celebrated by people in the more average or small/medium cities in other european countries?

>other european small/medium cities
The municipium build a relatively big christmas trees and christmas crib
Then decorate the town accordlying
In a familiar level you eat a dinner/lunch at 25th of December and open your presents

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No it's not, they live completely different lives to romans, they have none of the same institutions as the Roman Empire, this Italian claiming that he has some kind of deep connection with an empire from two thousand years ago is totally deluded.

Farts

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*sniffs*

It's saddening that America will never know this degree of friendliness and compassion with another nation.

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I love Anglos despite all the things they've done.
I don't forgive them but I love them nevertheless.

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