Someone called me fat today

it was in work, couldnt do anything

stop eating for a week or two fasting isn't a meme at actually works

just organize football match with your friends/coworker/family in the weekend Hands, at least you will work as good keeper if you're fat, you will lost some calories and will make feel good bonding after that you can drink and eat all you want with them.

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>football

thats dangerous stuff desu

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are you actually retarded? theres nothing dangerous about football

explain this

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Literally EAT them

are you fucking implying that football is the only place where you can be accidently hit in the face?
try going outside from time to time you humongous waste of natures resourses

>a teutonic whose don't like playing football?
what

>with your friends
But fat guys have no friends.

wow you really hurting me....
im not teutonic im turkish migrant in third generation livin in austria
i have guys like you :)

182/78 but i have friends

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I'm 180/115 and got no friends, but gf

Lose weight fatass

That's not as easy as it sounds. I've tried multiple times, once I was as light as 95kg, but eventually I got back to "normal" 115kg.

>american calling other fatass

suck my big fat brown schnitzel, you burger

Yeah I’m american and I called you fat, so the fuck what?

You dont get fat from alcohol

you do actually beer cider and some strong spirits have a ton of calories in them

>entire mac n cheese again

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roasted

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>tfw 50kg
how can i lose weight?

kill yourself, there's no such thing as weight in hell

im pretty sure there is

how come

I just came here to say what every single human thinks: fat people are truly disgusting

Excess drinking can. The liver struggles to process prolonged alcohol consumption and slowly the calories within alcohol take their toll on the body. Elements within the alcohol (usually the flavouring) are usually also responsible for producing excess oestrogen (which, coupled with the increased calories, can result in things like breast growth).

>"you look like someone who plays chess/draughts : you look like a geek, man"
>"you look like someone who's learning german"
dafug :-DDDDD

>tfw 173cm tall and just 140kg heavy
>people call me fat constantly

STOP BULLYING!

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someday we gonna overtake the thin people in power and will show them what we think of them!

we will just go up a flight of stairs

well then to get offended. If you're fat you're fat

shut the fuck up käsefucker

Not my fault if you're fat, fat.

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YES WHERE DOES THE TASTY CHOCLATE COME FROM?!

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Nothing wrong in some chocolate. And fat people are usually funny so no reason to stop. *rubs hands*

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SAY THAT TO MY FACE LETS SEE IF YOU ARE THE BIG MOUTH GUY THEN

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you look like a funny I'll probably offer you a beer.. or some chocolate perhaps :^)