Estonia is paradise on earth
Estonia is paradise on earth
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You are probably being sarcastic but baltic states are better than at least 75% of the planet to live in.
no shit why do you think I've been trying to move there for 2 years
Africa doesn't count
>implying that there is any meaningful difference between Baltic cunts
West Estonians are Swedish fags avoid West Estonia at all costs
Almost all Swedes left during the last century. I bet you´re a Swede yourself
Baltics should all be glassed
What is there to do in Estonia if one were to visit for a week
It truly is
White women were made for BBC
Fuck off, nigger.
White women were made for dogs.
Most tourists just go to the Old Town in Tallinn. It depends on what you´re interested in. Do you prefer to visit museums and castles or small towns and nature? Here´s a pretty decent guide - visitestonia.com
Just go to a night club and spread your seed like crazy
Okay, this is cringe
There is, you make twice as much as we do and your young people have perspective in life. We're a third world shithole where the government is a bunch of gangsters assassinating each other in the streets with AK drive by shootings.
Those are Russian girls. At least the one on the left.
>le diaspora patriotism
Brighton Beach should be glassed
How do you know
Fuck off we are full
SLAV'd
>you make twice as much as we do and your young people have perspective in life
We make maybe 20% more but everything is a lot more expensive so it cancels out. Foreigners come to our tourist containment zones in the Old Town and we feed them some bullshit about the digital future so some retards actually think we´re not just another depressive Eastern European shithole. We´re just better at marketing. We´re no better than Lithuania.
See lots of drunk finns
He plowed that night so hot
You can booze around in oldtown if you are a bachelor. But i doubt the experience is anything noteworthy if you have been in literally any other batchelortrap in the world.
If you are a pretentious faggot you can visit our art museums and few historical sights, and get swamped by the chinese tourists hordes as they stampede around in their 50+ herds .
If you have any contacts here, go enjoy a nice beer near a fireplace with the locals.
If you are a larp pagan, estonian forrests, especially the primordial forrests are nice. Also its the season to collect psychedelic mushrooms, so you might find that interesting.
>psychedelic mushrooms
kärbseseeni mõtled?
Pole kindel mida ma mõtlen, kuid kui ma kuulen uudistes, et mingi ameerika neeger suutis ennast meie metsades ära mürgitada, ma naeran.
Psilosybiinisieniä.
Olen kuulnud, et punase kärbseseene kile süües võib hallukaid näha ilma, et oksendama hakkaksid.
kiitos
The beer by a fireplace sounds nice. Do you want to be my friend? :3
Bring some choice american brews or liquer as visitors gifts, and we will think about it.
Their faces. For all the American LARPing about muh "white race" we can tell each other apart with like 90% accuracy. Very rarely do you see a person who is not clearly either a local or a russian.
You have a bunch of successful tech startups and reasonable tax policies. Around here nobody can start a business without both paying exorbiant taxes and paying off all the fucking mafiosos in the government agencies. The bureaucracy of this country is run like a business by a bunch of commie oldfags and 90s gangsters.
This. Differentiating tribes comes naturally to people who are not a racial mixing pot. Especially the lower, or 2-and-less generations immigrated russians. It gets trickier with the Peipsi local slavs who have hanged around for a millenia or so tho.
>Olen kuulnud, et punase kärbseseene kile süües
Kärbseseene pahad efektid kaovad ära peale kuumusega läbi töötlemist, id est kas jood põdra kusi või paned selle asja ahju. Teiseks, meil kasvab "magic mushroom" lehmaväljadel.
Well the only good thing i can say about the overhyped E-faggotry is that it has reduced the amount of useless bureaucrats that were previously in charge of paper-shuffeling, and has reduced corruption only through reducing the amount of access to corrupt dealings. In all other cases, there persists a retarded soviet mindset among older business leaders of cheating by whatever way possible, that is often implanted into the younger generation through general nihilism.
i can tell the difference between most ethnicities but it gets a little blurry east of germany
Latvia is just the Southern form of our cunt, pay attention that Riga was always the capital.