I am thankful my CC company cut off my coinbase transactions

*NOT A LARP*

I got divorced last year in May. No money. Unemployed. Ready to KMS. Worked for a few months before I got fired. I began drinking heavily and drugging and one night while I was drunk I began buying crypto with credit and my life savings. See my old emails back from August /Sept.

In just a few months I racked up $11k in credit card debt and dumped all my savings into crypto. I paid for everything with the shift card, and made a quarter million dollars in 3-4 months trading alts.

I only cashed out $20 grand at peak, to pay off the CC and have some spending money.

I tried to buy the dip in February with credit and by then my credit company had halted all coinbase credit purchases and I am thankful.

I'd buy like 10k on credit right now haha.

I no longer want to kill myself. I have money, paid off my car, and don't have many bills. Only have 60k left in crypto as of today but it changed my life.

Thanks for listening.

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Nice.

Please unsubscribe me from your larp blog. Thanks.

Actual picture of my body in case you don't understand why I wanted to kill myself. I've been working out a little over the past few months.

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Nice work - keep it up and stay tuned in crypto. Things are just getting started

I 9xed my money, I am back at where the fuck I started. Fuck this fucking shit market FUCK

Quit drinking

how much do you lift brah

Maybe try running somewhere other than the fridge and back

That's a good point. I quit about 4 weeks ago and lost 12 lbs. I drank like 8-16 beers daily since the divorce.

how much do you lift tubby

In awe of the size of you lad. Absolute unit

I’m very similar. 28 depressed and was working shit jobs. Put some money into crypto in May 2017. Rode alt pumps. ATH was 325k. Wish I cashed out but oh well. Cashed out some and paid off 15k in credit card debt I had. Now have like 55k in crypto, but still owe 45k to IRS. Still shitty but hey, in a better position than last year.

Good job user. Hope things continue to get better for you brah

This is about what I look like and I'm happily married to a yoga instructor.

Honestly, I've benched as high as 315 for 5 reps. Ironically, this was me a 3.5 years ago, before I started drinking, right after I got married.

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How in the fuck does a fit yoga instructor marry a fat person like that? Genuinely serious, no disrespect.

I knew you weren't a complete fatass... you got some muscle underneath. Get back in the gym mate, you look great here. Do you still lift that much?

Not quite as much, but still more than your average person. I've gained 30 lbs per year for the past 2 years. 190 to 230 last year to 270 this year. Sitting at 258 this morning.

Even more ironically I was 300 lbs when I was 19, and dropped 110 lbs in 9 months with keto and cardio. Bout to do it again and hopefully crypto will have recovered by then.

holy fuck. Came here to post this.

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This isn't meant to be a /fit post. I just think it's ironic that I got fat, wanted to kill myself, gambled all my credit on crypto and got wealthier than I've ever been. Lol. I seriously would at least buy a few thousand on credit rn if my credit company would let me

I'm 6'2". I don't make that much and I'm not especially attractive. But something about my personality has let me enter relationships with 7s and 8s easily. Random hookups have always been 5s and 6s.

Do this..
Move crypto from one exchange to the next
Then to a nice safe wallet
Claim full loss and bankruptcy
Invest in shitcoin
Repeat

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I'm in the same boat. Lost my job in January. Wife wants to get divorced. I made one credit buy on Feb before chase cancelled it.

I was sitting there looking at $.16 JNT and wanted nothing more than to rack up $30k of cc debt in that moment.

>be me in the past
>unemployed college student
>need money to buy a car and move when i graduate
>put most of money into crypto as a future investment to do so
>see 3 or 4x gains, fucking awesome
>tell myself to sell and buy back in but actually just hodl because just in case to the moon
>keep hodling
>graduated
>just about even with where i started
>mfw

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>Ironically, this was me a 3.5 years ago, before I started drinking,
Stop drinking, idiot.

This was addressed earlier in the thread lol

>45▶
Similar here too.

Put in $1,000 into BTC at the China dump in August.

Sold into alts at $12K.

Turned the $1K into $60K.

Fell for the hold meme, because holy shit, fuck it.

Sold at $30K.

Didn't buy the dip, but bought and rode a few pumps back up to $45K. Cashed out.

So, essentially, a 45X. Can't complain, really.

Hope you've been going to Jow Forums

Isn't that an average amerilard body?

Start fasting and hitting the skip ropes

nice, glad to see someone made it

if only there some way of i dunno... tethering the coins somehow to the usd instead of just mindlessly holding when its clearly a bear market. oh well, maybe one day.

I was about to copy paste the same thing