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who is the russia poster?

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literally me

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The spirit animal

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FiRsT fOr AsIaN gFs

biscuits and melted lard for me

Are you a model?
Hears this shit all the time, so tired of it.

sue

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just looked it up, always thought he was scottish

>raw pastry
The handlet has fucked it.

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what a ledge

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vile

elton john in a snickers advert then, is it?

when is she getting new hair

That advert pisses me off it does
Sign of the times

The Virtue of Selfishness, lads.

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Anyone want my chips?
I bought too much chicken and have no more room

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Juventus or "the old lady" as I've taken to calling them

literally cannot tolerate my brainlet colleagues any longer

despise that faggot
hope he gets a bottle stuck up his ass

Me? Byronesque, can't help it

i'm a commercial artist
still one of grime's hardest
stuck in the middle like sandwich filling

tfw too intellegent

Why does Owen Hargreaves sound so odd

yeah I know that feel. really am paying the price for being intelligent but lazy now. hat me if you wish, I care not.

why doesn't Jow Forums have https

dogshit website

david

hello dave

Spent too long playing in Germany and only hearing English when he played international friendlies

yes, will reimburse you for the postage lad (first class pls)

have a scheme to plot revenge on my line manager

english-german-canadian freakazoid

Birds of a feather, right where you belong

i like her hair

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cringe

Why do you wanna know

I will send them for free.

how much do you think that spacker runt Owen Jones got slapped silly in school?

spill the fucking beans

PLEASE somebody bring me some pistachio gelato NOW

I live in a post-cringe world son
Dont care

got done for sucking a nigger at work

I thought she was getting new hair

sucking a fuck

As in the burger restaurant? Bet you are you fat cunt

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might report a few posts

Im too skinny

>Ideally, where would you be in five years time?

Not working, you fucking worm, why are you asking me to lie to you?

going to prison for crushing the skulls of newborn wh* Te babies again lads

Unit

could eat for england me

new bird started today, was excited for a fresh bit of fanny around the office
turns out to be a fucking paki in a hijab, absolutely fuming

what would they do to you if you got an erection whenever you were around them

'sheeds are setting off fireworks again

Thought about going to prison for the experience

slap her arse

fookin' 'ell

nice tummy

thanks

she was wearing skirt and tights desu, her arse was alri

this hijab porn thing is pretty hot tbqh, even if it's mostly latinas pretending lool

Thought about holding up a bank for banter

pajeet, why do pajeets comment on women and try to compliment them online all the time?

*hires you*

oh that tweet
she just said wanted to try short hair at some point didnt give a date

didn't even need to check the flag for this post
you just know

eyes hurt

haha what you up to sweaty x

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There a bit heavy

Does your job make you suicidal?

don't care, never will, pay the bill

based cultured thug

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lol

>crying over a fucking cake
GET A GRIP

"No!" to racism

desperate for female interaction due to a lack of the same IRL
hahah I know what you're doing lad

yeah
was suicidal when i was a neet too though

my own bad handwriting drives me nuts
wish I could just write down information and organize it outside of my PC

i've not heard one logical reason we should go though with brexit
change my mind

Yep, you know the one

:\

used to have the handwriting of a literal child but my job requires a lot of writing and after a couple of months I got a lot better

just be yourself

THE PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY SPOKEN

I can't read my own handwriting #justleftyproblems
have to decipher it everytime

take back control, sovereignty and that innit

love girls in work clothes

used to think i was depressed, then i realized it's society that's depressed.

the eu is run by kikes