SPOOKY

What is the spookiest thing that has happened to you?

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Saw a white man walking by with his fat wife yesterday

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>take a shit
>want to flush the toilet
>there is no shit

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I was gangraped by mountain dwarfs

> be virgin
> walk home from school on train tracks
> do the virgin walk (earphones, look into ground)
> suddenly hear faint noise
>look ahead
> train is heading straight at me, few meters in front of me. Didnt hear him sooner because of the earphones
>can clearly see the driver. Horror in his eyes, waves at me to gtfo of the tracks asap
> instinctively jump sideways, hear train hiss around my ear before i land on the ground
> land straigt into nettles, whole body hurts
> think about it years later. Why did i jump? Almost dodged all my life problems

got stabbed in the chest

story pls

Was staying in camper last summer in remote area, went out side to take a piss like 5 feet away from camper.
Whilst I was pissing something jumped like 10 feet away from me when I was half way through, went to check the foot prints in the morning. Only 2 sets of prints, two hoofs. They weren’t consistent with the four normally set by a animal on four limbs. It was a upright creature standing on two legs, with hoofs like a deer but instead it had 1 extra digit.

Never went camping alone again

It was me in my fursuit. Sorry.

Fuck off that shit made me second guess about going into the wilderness

It was probably a skin walker, nothing to worry about

When I was a kid I had some immune reaction that left me paralysed from the waist down for half a day. Really freaky not being sure you'll walk again

have you read the honey island creepypasta/greentext?
I wrote it.

post it

you're just imagining things i'm sure it was just you mistaking some normal woodland creature

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you're never going to satisfy a woman with that penor btw

I don't remember a particular event, but i'm always afraid of dark spots in dark rooms and of walking in the house while it's dark and that happens a lot. i also tend to close rooms doors when the light is not on there.

But I satisfied a lot of woman desu
Fat 10inch master race

well shit, I don't have it here...
let me look through the archives, see if I can find it. Gimme some mins

Thanks, bruh. Will stay tuned.

I walked in on two of my male friends in a compromising position.

I saw severed head in plastic bag when i was 9 years old.

>Walking across my small town one night to met friends at a park
>The streets are almost completely empty
>See a car turn the corner, head towards me, then slow beside me.
>can’t see through the tint, but the car is matching my walking speed.
>car peels out down the street and turns.
>keep walking, the car comes back around the block and slows again.
>start getting really spooped
>the car follows me awhile, then races forward and pulls into the next driveway
>I pull out my knife and start cleaning my fingernails
>The car doors open, but nobody gets out.
>Wait there for a moment holding my knife, waiting to get jumped.
>the car drives away
>Get to the park
>Find out from my friends who the car belonged to
>Someone told the black kids in town I was calling them niggers
>they were stalking me to jump me in the dark.

Niggers.

found it, shit quality screencap tho.

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thanks

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wow what a complete waste of time reading that was

obviously was just that hunter dealing with game meat, probably bagged himself a deer or whatever the equivalent is there

Full Nelson?

It was obvious what was happening.
We were in high school at the time so we simply never spoke again, and I've never seen them since.

It's okay man, that pasta is just an account of the events, sorry if it disappointed you but I never claimed it had a supernatural end or something...

Sounds like a pretty fun adventure. I’d have been shitting my pants to at the time.

>back when I was 10-13ish
>going out with friends on hallowen
>talking about the sasquatch and bigfoot on the way
>the weird asian kid who never talks says he saw one once near where we were
>on the way back passing the same spot
>there's some black furry thing down the street
>we all freak out and run away
>was probably just a black bear but it scared the shit out of me lol

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