Who else here /lifeonthesidelines/ until link moons

Right here is why I am 100% confident that LINK will fail. THIS is who buys these shitcoins, a guy who believes voodoo magic cured a guy's neck cancer.
Get in here Linkholders and witness the ignorance. Come and see the ignorance!
Holy. Shit.

>Put garlic oil all over the bottoms of my feet and all over my dick.

the absolute state of stinky linkies holy shit

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Also... in addition to the garlic oil do a 3-5 day cold pressed juice cleanse. You'll feel like a new person. You have no idea the transformation you make...

Also....do a colon cleanse
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Dude i had fucking mumps... my cheeks were so inflamed and I was in so much pain.

Put orgs if garlic oil on the bottoms of my feet and the pain was gone in less than an hour! After a week of delivering pain.

But you keep going to those kike doctors that haven't cured shit in 50 years

kek faggot

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Yea dude garlic is real medicine. If you weren't such a dumb faggot you'd know that garlic purifies your blood and when you put it on the bottoms of your feet it goes straight into your blood stream

I put garlic oil on my cock, but it is still only 1". What do?
On a side note, it helped with jerking off a little.

I’ve been wageslaving for 1 year and put literally every penny I don’t use for living expenses into link. I currently have around 60k usd invested, the majority of which I bought when it was @1.25 usd. If it crashes below 30 cents I’m going to kill my self.

Remember this for when you get sick. You'll try it and be amazed

40k here, and thinking of buying more, keep holding, we in bear market.

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user please reply and tell me you will do the things I mentioned at least the garlic.

Don't go to a Jew doctor EVER

the absolute fucking state

anyway there is 'no strap in boys' thread for some reason? Is it, dare I say, happening?

>voodoo
Oils have been used medicinally to great success for thousands of years you fucking brainlet.
Top tier fud

thanks for the tip buying and storing some garlic for future.

the last Jew doctor i saw cut skrimped off my four skin and sold it for a fortune then charged my parents for the delivery :(

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Shh I'm still accumulating garlic

I was like this until a few months ago when I realized Im getting too old to be living at home and I cant wait for life to happen any longer. I'm now moving in a few months and couldn't be happier. Don't wait for the link moon- it may not happen until you're 25.

Ok user I will try it. post a LINK wallet and I will remember you if it works.

Pure delusion. The bottoms of your feet is the thickest skin on your body. This shit would work better under the tongue or injected, but then again, it is pure bullshit

Fuck we had gold dude, then that astro fag, now garlic guy. The absolute state. I hold 100k link but fuck me does it bring the faggots out of the woodwork. Once I make it these cunts who jack link threads with their inane bullshit will be strung up.

Right, these guys are crazy in this boat...oh wait, same boat. Good luck with your mirror fight, cunt.

lmao

>implying you weren't living life on sideline before falling for link scam

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you're retarded mate
people use all kinds of oils on the soles of their feet (ie. magnesium oil for stopping restless leg syndrome)

Holy Christ on the rickety cross you are dumber than dumb. I'd insult you but you'd shit yourself blind looking it up to understand.
Thank god you cunts picked LINK so you'll be in the service/labor class to wait on me forever.
Get you ass-wiping hand ready Linkie!

This has to be bait, or fourth-world bullshit witch doctor crap. No one is this retarded.

shut up you niggerfaggot cucked basedboy
You'll be dying of RLS and MUMPs and on your last thought in this life, you will think to yourself: "Oh, if only I wasn't an asshole and listened to the wisdom of the linkies, then perhaps the end of my life would not have been so stinky."

Hahaha your salt has super-low magnesium levels, better put oil on your legs! Also: try garlic to ward off sex vampires.

Choke on a box of niggers you roastie whore! Not my boat. Goddamn Amistad. I hate you all.

Slide on outta here, slick legs. Oil, through your fucking skin, jesus my fucking handsome face hurts from smiling. Oh, thank you so much you fucking dirty buffoon.

That's better! You're welcome.

No u
slide on out of here before i put
my DICK
through your fucking skin,
juses my fucking footsome face hurts from laffing. Oh, thank you so much you fucking crusty-skinned baboon.

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Same here. Except I'm playing pubg instead

Don't worry user, I believe you.

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There you go user. Go and do this stuff...

Good one.

I am the gold guy..... and the garlic guy

i need to hedge with gold/silver please crash the price further
thanks

Right down my link wallet but then also make a new thread after you are better. Want to know if it pans out for you

fuckin checked mate. we're gonna make it

Where can I get one of these Chainlink dice things?

Don't be insecure about it. You can still get yourself a girl and have a good relationship. Millions of other men are circumcised and don't give it any thought.

user i understand what you feel about checking out. I've got the same feeling. Like buyignv lottery ticket and day dreaming about winning. But the thing about lottery tickets is that once the result is anmounced a few days later, your daydream ends. But with chainlink I (or we) are kept in this perpetual fog of daydream that we're gonna make it. This feeling gives me a sense of freedom and a spring in my step and its making me feeling like my career doesnt matter that much anymore because im gonna make it. Im just worried that chainlink doesn't take off and im left with a feeling of hopelessness.

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checked

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>Put garlic oil all over the bottoms of my feet and all over my dick.

This board is retarded but shit like this is why I still come here.

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eat natural foods like meats, poultry, eggs, and vegetables and work out 6 days a week and you'll notice your health issues start to go away. Very little sugar too and keep the fast food down. Dont listen to jew doctors

none of this shit is good for you. eat healthy and exercise. Its that simple.

>holding a sure win
>playing one of the greatest games of all time
>investing time and effort into yourself
user, you're living life right

Same here. Literally can't pay rent next month because of link. Have some Ether from "buying the dip" but can't sell them.