Tfw mutt

>east asian
>Ukraine
maybe you got some mongol blood in you

I honestly can't imagine what it feels like to be a mutt.

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I do
I wuz Khanz

You wuz also Neanderthal, Sub-Saharan Africans weren't though.

Shut the FUCK up honky it's 98% noise.

Everyone with non-SS African ancestry wuz Neanderthal
American blacks wuz Neanderthals because they're all like 1/4th European

Anglo masterrace reporting in

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Hello my Jewish brother :)

dios mio...

My british brother, you alright mate ?

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Hello my black brothers

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t. alberto barbosa

Yes.

there was a ukrainian guy on pol that posted his dna results and also got .2% asian

My brother :)

where u from based black brother

Post hand

when did ur ancestors immigrate to america?

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Are you that Nigerian guy who posted in a faces of Jow Forums thread a while ago?

These tests r fukin bullsh*t my brother did one and he literally got like 98% French and only 2% northwest European, no African or Native American or even something cool like Scandinavian. He wasted that cash for nothing

Are you a frenchoid?

Hello my black broder

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half mexican half white

Yeah sure we’re from northern Maine and speak some French
But we’re american

Correct

Bean'd or Colonized?

But I am 2% African slave and the Spanish government owes me reparations

>tfw grandmas side of the family was Lithuanian Polish
>tfw other Polish grandpa was born in modern day Belarus
>tfw this taints my DNA results because of modern markers

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what test is this?

Bean’d
But i prefer conquistado

Conquistadors were Spaniards, not Mestizos
>tfw going to have half Mexican half Slavic babies with my gf

I’m 1/4 Slav, we are brothers :)

Fuck off Ian Cohen

What should I name my daughter when she's born
Gf currently wants to name her Phoebe

>the Spanish government owes me reparations
They blew their money long ago. Any money they made off of your ancestors they picked away almost immediately or the British pirates took from them.

My NW German side mostly disappeared in my test (despite actually documentation) because Ancestry's British bubble includes a good slice of the lowlands.

Some of that money is also in the Vatican, Austria and Russia.

>picked
pissed

I personally like the names Maria and Ana

HAHA stay mad goyim

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Every day I dread having to live here in Babylon, I just want to go back to Zion :(((

She said she doesn't want a Mexican sounding name

That’s unfortunate, all my kids will have Spanish names

What slavic country?

Cringe

i hate you and everything you stand for. I hope your whore Slav girlfriend enjoys throwing her genes away to some spic

It's a dna test thing, but if you are a Anglo Austarlian I can already tell you what you it's going to be, probable 90% british isles 10% Broadly Western european.

Go away

I'm the Slav in the relationship you retard
Ukraine
I'm the OP

rate

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Poo in loo

That is just the Aryan part

Do you have ancestors from any of these areas?

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Zaporizhia maybe

Probably then that's how you ended up having Greek blood. Ask your family to confirm if you have any ancestors from Zaporizhia or any other of these places. Btw the article mentions that there are probably more Greeks in Ukraine who don't self-identify as such so it is still possible to have some Greek blood even if you don't have a recent ancestor from these areas

My mom's side of the family is from western Ukraine (Austria-Hungary before WW2) and my dad's side is Russian and Polish (my grandma is a Polish Jew)

Probably from Odessa then? Since it's next to Moldova.

who is this ancient jewish Chad that gives everyone 0.5% ashkenazi jewishness?

wtf? come home jewish man

Desu the 0.2% is quite shocking considering my grandma is literally Jewish

Depending on the geographic location, it is basically varying amounts of ENF (Near-Eastern f*Rmoids) + WHG (based OGs) + Yamna (ANE BVLLS).

>tfw no jewy

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Which one of these services is actually the best one?

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Don't know desu

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>Be Northern Iberian
>Always thought I was a pure Portuguese since records show only Northern Iberian blood for the last 300 years
>Get this

memes am I right lmao

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What am I?
I don't know how it got Amerindian
I'm OP and

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The Amerindian is just central Asian DNA getting misread

my ukrainian relatives who took the test got some balkan and siberian/east asian too.

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All you humans look alike to me.

>european 0.3%
t. white rapebaby

>0,1% Scandinavian
Found your ancestor's portrait

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red pill me what those mean

I will my jewish brother, please prepare a plot for me i need to rebuild my ancestors home.
נוכל לבנות מחדש את בית המקדש, לפי רצונו של אלוהים.

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Me on the middle.
Seriously tho I wouldn't see any benefits moving to Israel

the average spaniard is 2% black, m8

ENF came to europe from anatolia in the neolithic bringing with them agriculture. the people living in europe before ENF were western hunter gatherers (WHG). the two mixed together. then from the ukrainian/russian steppe came indo-europeans (yamna) around the bronze age. they mixed with the farming population and their language went on to spawn most modern european languages. all europeans are mostly a mix of those three groups with meds and balkans being more ENF, balts more WHG while other euros are mixed.

Unironically wish I had some mongol ancestors.
If I am one of the Chingiz khan descendants then it is awesome.
Mongols were cool.

>Benin

To move in with our jewish kin of course, so we could cooperate with each other and make the jewish race even better while making fun of the goyim.

tfw late to the DNA thread

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first time ive seen a russian result without a bit of east asian.

We have a tight jewish community in my city. I've been to Israel few times, even if I'm among "my own people" If felt as an outsider

I'm 4% mongoloid on GEDmatch. Probably included in the Russian component.

What's the best ancestry test bros?

>Probably included in the Russian component.

maybe. some other sites include asian admixture into their russian/east euro component but i dont think 23andme does. some of my relatives come from eastern ukraine and got "ukraine", "russian" and an additional less than 1% "siberian" which was under the eastern asian group.

Bit underwhelming desu

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if you are mostly english livingdna gives you a detailed breakdown of your uk dna by region but they are a fairly new company and seem to have a problem with irish and french dna, reporting irish as scottish and french as german and italian. ancestry.com is pretty good and has some unique features.

at least Jow Forums will let you into their ethnostate.

All fingols I've seen gets at least 90% Finnish.
We really need some genetic enrichment
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_heritage_disease

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>We really need some genetic enrichment

your government should allocate east, west and south european girlfriends for all finns.