“Wow user, what country did you say you were from? you’re a feminist, right?”

“Wow user, what country did you say you were from? you’re a feminist, right?”

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Straya, fuck off literal cunts

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Imagine the smell...

"Of course I am, and I say more..."
*fucks a bitch*

I am a black bull from the Congo

Q U I T PLAYING WITH MY FEELINGS YOU WHORE

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yes, from feminist cunt

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>uhh... finland and -
>Wait what? Whats finland `???
>its a country in northern europe
>OH I think ive heard bernie sanders talk about it its one of those paradise countries!
>yeah
>Everyones feminist and equal right ?? :)
>yeah
>You dont talk much do you?
>no
>Alright...
>*the girls turn away from me and go back to their own conversation*

I'd rush to the bathroom, sniff their panties and steal them

Straya.
Yeah nah don't try to pigeon hole me ayy.

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England

No, women already have too many rights.

>invited to feminist party by qt3.14 friend
>never been in a room with this many girls before
>very uncomfortable
>why did i promise her i'd come
>she probably wouldn't notice if i didn't
>can't relate to anything they're talking about
>so hot in here and the air is thick with perfume
>wanna go take a shit but what if they smell it
>getting real sweaty
>realize she doesn't care about me
>it was a pointless venture and now i can't leave
>the air is closing in like invisible walls
>start breathing faster
>stomach churning
>anxiety is kicking in
>one of them begins to talk to me
>notnownotnow
>not very good at speaking english
>head getting foggy and i can't find any words
>hair is dripping with sweat
>feel the lunch in my pocket begin to seep through because of the warmth
>friend introduces me
>"you guys this is user, he's from europe. he's the one who gave us that big twitch donation"
>all the girls are focused on me now
>this is unreal
>“Wow user, what country did you say you were from? you’re a feminist, right?”
>don't know how to react and stand up from the chair very violently
>a cup of lemonade flies up and spills on multiple girls
>chair tips and hits the cat behind me
>"S-SORRY SORRY uh..."
>"HOLY FUCK HE'S SHITTING HIMSELF"
>the room fucking panics
>make run for my friend in desperation
>realize my sphagetti lunch has spilled all over the table and floor
>slip and crash into a priceless grandfather clock
>the screams are deafening
>covered in shards of glass, spaghetti and shit
>i scream the loudest i can in my native language

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I'm from Holland, where the fuck you from?

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Kek
Thanks for the laugh

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Thank you for that.

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on what planet is this a human conversation

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unrelated, but piggybacking on this comment, does cannabis make anyone else want to suck bbc? Like I go to 0 to 100 real quick on sucking bbc after I take a couple hits

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