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How come your airbag didn't go off?

I honestly forget about a few of them. Forgot until recently that I've actually cheated on the gf, because when it happened it was a drunken blur. Probably a good thing that it doesn't dwell on my mind often

sounds like fun if you never wanna go outside

If I see a thumbnail that's a Twitter screenshot I don't click it simple as really

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>muh vidya gaems

business idea: interracial breeding factories controlled by the globalist monarchical tyranny.

Ever picked up a prozzie and smashed her head in with a ball-peen hammer?

Normans were based desu

ME DRIVE TRUNK IN GAME
ME BIG BOY TRUCKER
WAAAHOOOOOOOOO *HONK HONK*

Fuck off frostnigger, you cowardly cunt.

megaman 11

gf sent this to me

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His name is schizoleaf and he's a notorious idiot

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.

Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

Woman was God's second mistake.

I'd knock your head clean off your shoulders you dire little faggot runtoid pseud POSEUR

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of course
i am a (virtual) trucker after all

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>Pretty much like a road trip simulator basically, get to see a bunch of scenery and just chill out, put on some music or a podcast, and just drive also fun to drive a variety of trucks, there's quite a lot you can do to your truck and a shitload of mods for both truck sim games (ats and ets2) though ets has more mods and they're better quality usually

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Agreed

Just going to inform you that I shall not be reading anymore than one word of that post.

What an ugly fat bastard you are

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he's got some moves!

youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I

won the megamillion lottery for 1.2 billion but my ticket didn't process.

might top myself

Lol hard to fucking comprehend the mind of the man who originally penned this if copy pasta

Did you just come up with this? Are you out of your fucking mind?

where's 190

This trucking game a bought is pretty cash
What you think of my rig?

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Still howling at that dmt post the last line sent me

Barely even fat. Could lose like 25 pounds. (which isn't much for a man, no less a man with my frame)
Also how could you decide if I'm ugly with half of my face obscured.

foy

are you a real life norwegian

Get rekt faggot

>not ats/ets2
into the trash it goes

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UGLY
FAT
CUNT

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Fun fact: for 800 years, a church built by the Normans was the tallest manmade structure in history

>doesnt shave for 5 days
>slaps on baseball cap
>adjusts it just over the eyes
>pulls hood over top
>gym shorts: on
>socks and slides: on
>phone screen: broken
alright boys whos got the four lokos

*storms normandy*

Fat cartoon gaymer

Somebody's upset.
How did I hurt you?
How did daddy make you do a sad?
Jealous transparent virgin.

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as a bus driver and someone whose driven tractor trailers, those simulators' physics and feel are shit

Me and my friend used to play this game in school, I can’t partly guess it. Cross Canada something, now that shit was cash.

I don't play video games you virgin freak

PENG

Now I know why Joe Rogan loves DMT

I’m not a virgin and I playi video games. I bet you did get laid until you where 27 and told everyone you did at 16.

>as a bus driver

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You're a virgin and you play video games? Well, it's a no brainer of course you are
Now tell me about the obscure fetish you have

How could I have not gotten laid until 27 if I'm 25 right now you fucking autist?

Lost my virginity at 15 and stopped playing games at 15
Woah, really made me think

sincerely... not being ironic i never am

Lucky cunt

Troilus wrote: I don’t want to be myself, or have knowledge of what I feel. And I note with bitter sadness that there are so many who have carried out this terrifying curse of his, and, what is worse, who want to impose it as the gospel of life on their children.

I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom

Latinos, but ones who can speak English right
Well now I know

lost the actual V just in time at the tail end of my teens but I didn't actual rip into a bitch until was in my 20s 2bh.

he's not even double clutching. what an amateur

>Fun fact: for 800 years, a church built by the Normans was the tallest manmade structure in history
what structure?

The merit of originality is not novelty; it is sincerity.

is that a cromwell?

DATS NOT IN REGHULATIONS

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The believing man is the original man.

NORF FC rorke is honestly a flattering caricature
all rorkes should aspire to emulate NORF FC rorke (or whatever the fuck you call him)

Had a bad dream about my ex gf and now i can't get back to sleep

Idleness is worst, Idleness alone is without hope: work earnestly at anything, you will by degrees learn to work at almost all things. There is endless hope in work, were it even work at making money.

making jews sweat

To reform a world, to reform a nation, no wise man will undertake; and all but foolish men know, that the only solid, though a far slower reformation, is what each begins and perfects on himself.

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The great man always act like a thunder. He storms the skies, while others are waiting to be stormed.

Reminder on the Islamic Golden Age:

>Abd ar-Rahman III of the Umayyad dynasty claimed the title Caliph (ruler of the Islamic world) for himself.

>He is described as having "white skin, blue eyes and attractive face. He had yellow hair, but he dyed his beard black.

>neighbour has a fine ox
wat do

>Umayyad

Really want to learn how to drive manual, but I don't want to crash learning nor do I have anything to drive in manual

It is a mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe.

Give it a rest Rasheed

>ihatewomen9.png

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Read the post again

this lad has good taste in music

The suffering man ought really to consume his own smoke; there is no good in emitting smoke till you have made it into fire.

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the face of inceldom

its an honest caricature

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Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack

The crash of the whole solar and stellar systems could only kill you once.

Tell a man he is brave, and you help him to become so.

Now im a white Austrian man, but I'm really interested in the American midterms
Americans, please tell me who you think is going to win them.

I grew up on a lot of British classic rock bands. My singing voice is British for some weird reason. Also, the funny thing is now I realise a lot of those British bands were actually affecting American accents when they sang.

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easily in top 10 webms of all time

ah yes, raptor
quality gimmick