Your country

>49th parallel
Fuck that noise

Quebec is the home of maple syrup, mounties, hockey and basically everything considered 'canadian'
the rest of canada is some sort of black hole where nothing happens

You are correct!

t. British Columbia

>Newfoundland is the best. Geographically speaking.
newfoundland is good but they don't have anywhere near the variety of bc
>rockies in the east
>prairies in the northeast
>rainforests and fjords on the west coast
>desert in the south-centre
>vast boreal forest in the north-centre

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B.C is identical to Washington state
t. knower

finlan
nova scotia

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Hmm you changed my mind

>British Columbia
mountains, Chinese, oil(?)
>Yukon
gold, American reality shows about miners. Yellowknife.
>Quebec
rich, French. sounds like the best part based on how many Canucks shit on them on here
>Nova Scotia
fishing, dunno about rest
>Prince Edward Island
???
No idea why this exists
>Newfoundland & Labrador
Viking settlements, angry natives
>Nunavut
inuits, clubbing, something about sea ice and passages
>Ontario
probably like USA-lite. No idea what goes on in actually
>Saskatch-whatever
more indians but different this time. Wheat fields, shale oil probably.
Then there's Edmonton and Alberta somewhere around there but don't remember what states they're in.
>rest
moose, those redcoat cavalry police.
???

2bh if washington state wasn't connected to the rest of the usa i'd gladly support the annexation of bc by WA

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Pic related is how much Canadians respect Alberta

What happens in other states stays in other states m8. If bc was annexed to Oregon your lives wouldn’t change much, you’d probably get more business, actually with a land bridge to Alaska.

As a Washingtonian, B.C. Is our greatest ally f*ck Oregon and California
Yukon is better than you expect
Besides Yellowknife, NT is a shithole (but who didn’t know that?)
Never been to Nunavut but Baffin Island seems cool to visit
Alberta is like a more populated Montana. I’ve seen some of those small towns with more fast food restaurants than people that you guys make fun of us Americans for so Albertans have no right to talk shit
Saskatchewan only has prairies and trees but I went up north and found a Ukrainian church in the middle of nowhere
Never been to Maneetoebah but I’m guessing it’s cold, boring, and has those metís people. But Winnipeg must be nice right?
Besides the GTA Ontario seems nice, and even the outskirts of Toronto don’t sound too bad
Quebec City looks cool, my friends tell me Montreal is overhyped
I want to visit Labrador
I feel like Newfoundland is stuck in an early 1800’s phase, or what a more British Canada would have looked like
Maritimes sound based af
PEI is too small for any sort of judgement but Novia scotia sounds like a decent place and I really love the sound of Halifax, it’s a really cool name for a city

Just very simply
>BC
Very socially liberal, a lot of Asians, Vancouver
>Alberta
Oil, conservative, Edmonton, Calgary, prairies
>Saskatchewan
Kinda irrelevant, First Nations
>Manitoba
Winnipeg, Native American gangs, kinda depressing
>Ontario
Center of Canada, Toronto, lots of people from all over the world, very Americanized
>Quebec
French, Montreal, Arabs and Haitians
>Maritimes
Celtics, the only part of Anglo Canada with culture (supposedly), Royalists went there, French and English, Acadians
>Newfoundland and Labrador
Last part to join Canada
>Nunavut
Inuits
>Yukon and NW Territories
Very sparsely populated

>BC
Chinese took over Vancouver

>Alberta
Working class, more conservative

>Saskatchewan
Parries? Capital rhymes with vagina

>Manitoba
Winnipeg for some reason sounds a lot colder than most other Canuck cities

>Ontario
Most important - so most hated. Like California of the USA.

>Quebec
Speak French but not really any different outside of that

>New Brunswick
I don't know anything but that it's the only actual bilingual providence

>PEI
It's an island

>Nova Scotia
Trailer park boys

>Newfoundland
Weird accents - wasn't always Canadian. Had a US statehood movements before being part of Canada

>All the others
Ice and Eskimos

Thank you BC loves you too uwu

>>Prince Edward Island
>???
>No idea why this exists
yeah we don't know either

>I’ve seen some of those small towns with more fast food restaurants than people that you guys make fun of us Americans for so Albertans have no right to talk shit
lmao where?
if anything montana is a less populous alberta
only exists for southern albertans to buy cheap shit at costco
prove me wrong

Montana user here
You’re not wrong about the Costco thing. You leafs have been moving here a lot too. After you suck us dry I wonder where you’ll go next, probably Idaho or something

East Canada is VINLAND
rest is irrelevant

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Québec, Maritimes : real Canada

The rest : usa bis

SHIT
WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT CANADA'S PROVINCES

fucking based

Yukon is based. Alberta is America-lite. BC should be divided in two.

>After you suck us dry I wonder where you’ll go next, probably Idaho or something
we're going to conquer all of our rightful clay in the mountain states, just you wait
denver will be renamed "new calgary" and salt lake city will become "mormon desert edmonton"

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>Yukon, Northwest Territories, Nunavut
Canadian Alaska
>BC
Canadian Washington/Oregon/California
>Alberta, Saskatchewan
Canadian South
>Manitoba, Ontario
Canadian Midwest
>Quebec
Wannabe France
>Maritimes
Canadian New England/Appalachia hybrid

And although everyone would have least expected it, it was Canada who saved D*nver from its path of Degeneracy

>Quebec
French
>Newfoundland
Speak like irish people and are loose units
>Ontario
I remember the name exists
>Nova Scotia
Same but it's pretty similar to Newfoundland I think
And the one second from the left subsidises everybody else somehow even though it doesn't really have any big cities

sorry but colorado and utah are the exclusive property of CALIFORNIAN BVLLS

>even though it doesn't really have any big cities
calgary and edmonton are the 4th and 5th largest cities in the country respectively, both around the size of adelaide
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_100_largest_population_centres_in_Canada

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Everyone lives as far south as possible, to be as close to the US as they can

Also somehow Yukon has less people than Nunavut

literally nobody lives in the yukon outside of whitehorse, which is the largest city in the entire canadian north
this is the yukon's second largest city, literally only about 1,400 people live there

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AAAAAAAHHHHHH STOP
THERES ONLY LIKE 100 OF US LEFT WHO WERE ACTUALLY BORN IN COLORADO
TRANSPLANTS HAVE MADE US ENDANGERED

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This is so sad wtf leafbros how do we raise Northern Canada’s population???

I'VE GOT A PSA FOR YOU FAGGOTS
WASHINGTON & OREGON =/= CALIFORNIA
THANK YOU

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i've been there it's a nice little town

$$$

???

excellent place to get fucked up

They are all fucking dull, not just Belgium dull, which is bad enough, but absolute rock-bottom Singapore dull

I was about to post that it looked like “a nice little town” and I fell asleep because I was really tired, I woke up a minute later and I thought I posted that so I replied to your post to see if it was mine because there would be a (You). Sorry for the inconvenience

To me it's New China, New France, depressed alcoholics (Alberta) and rednecks

how bizarre

Bring in The French Foreign Legion, but we call it...
The CANADIAN Foreign Legion.
And we get rid of those gay rules the french have now against accepting terrorists and war criminals.
Then we send them all up to northern Yukon. Make them log trees with a hand hatchet for 8 hours a day, learn to shoot guns good, kill Russians, and restore rightful Canadian arctic clay. At this point they aren't citizens, and since they already gave up their identity when they joined they basically aren't even people, so if a couple of them (lets say under half) freeze to death it's not the end of the world.
Then after 8 years of service, they pay the Canadian government with twenty Russian scalps and get a Canadian passport, 5 acres of permafrost in the Yukon, a cozy job in the Canadian post, a couple of guns, a sturdyd wool blanket, and their very own Filipino bride.
Not only will we be slowly building a population base in the Yukon (we could get 10,000 people a year like that easy- ISIS gets nearly that much and doesn't even offer internal heating), we'd also be significantly increasing the testosterone and ruggedness of our genetic stock.

nothing
there's Ontario, Manitoba, Northern Territories, Nunavut, Quebec, that's all I got
the entire population is in 1% of the landmass