Texas hold em

>texas hold em
>draw this
>what do?

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Depends on the flop

>what do?
Have a pair of 3's high by end of hand.

Well I wouldn’t do anything before seeing the flop, turn and the river

raise by a fair amount, preferrably before the flop

Check or call because I don't know what's coming on the table. If I raise or bet, people.will just fold believing I have a pair of aces or some royal pair

all in, like I do every time I play poker because I don't know how to play poker

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check/call

do nothing

Check. It's too early to tell if that's going to lead to anything, and besides, if you start off too strong people are going to fold before enough money gets thrown in to be worth it in the first place.

Call to see the flop

Still, you should make people pay to take a look at the flop.

actually scratch that, aggression right from the start

literally me when I play poker in Red Dead Redemption, Fallout New Vegas, and Poker Night at the Inventory

Pull out actual AK and shoot everybody

Slavic poker night sounds ba$ed

I know nothing about how to play meme card games so i'm going to say: read 'em and weep boys, got a full metal jacket and double cheeseburger here

*fart*

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fold

This.

flip the table over and run away

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end up losing against a pair of 2

Stand

fold, im le so based i only play with aces

Draw my gun under the table.