>texas hold em
>draw this
>what do?
Texas hold em
Depends on the flop
>what do?
Have a pair of 3's high by end of hand.
Well I wouldn’t do anything before seeing the flop, turn and the river
raise by a fair amount, preferrably before the flop
Check or call because I don't know what's coming on the table. If I raise or bet, people.will just fold believing I have a pair of aces or some royal pair
all in, like I do every time I play poker because I don't know how to play poker
check/call
do nothing
Check. It's too early to tell if that's going to lead to anything, and besides, if you start off too strong people are going to fold before enough money gets thrown in to be worth it in the first place.
Call to see the flop
Still, you should make people pay to take a look at the flop.
actually scratch that, aggression right from the start
literally me when I play poker in Red Dead Redemption, Fallout New Vegas, and Poker Night at the Inventory
Pull out actual AK and shoot everybody
Slavic poker night sounds ba$ed
I know nothing about how to play meme card games so i'm going to say: read 'em and weep boys, got a full metal jacket and double cheeseburger here
*fart*
fold
This.
flip the table over and run away
end up losing against a pair of 2
Stand
fold, im le so based i only play with aces
Draw my gun under the table.