Who wants to adopt me?

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>belyashi in the shape of ponchki
Is nothing sacred anymore?

best of the best

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thanks, are they nice?

Did you have a stroke at some point?

deep-fried dough. Juicy meat. Impregnated with oil.

Yes it pretty good

sounds great
might see if my mom's russian friend can make some

You can come stay with me

okay/

Are you from miami? I hate frost and fukng cold

he's gonna try and fuck you

I’m near Chicago. No dice then I guess

>I hate frost and fukng cold
Then the South is for you.
Tennessee is real nice year round.

people tend to fuck

let's buy a house in california?

That’s the dream. Not a fan of the cold either.

Looking great despite the weird expression

Russian girls dont like. They only look at foreigners.

Eh, the meme about European Russians liking only foreigners is legitimate?
Well, I'm sure you can find yourself someone in Russia or elsewhere since you're a 9 but leaving Russia for the sole reason of finding someone isn't really wise

>this is a 9
Get out of your basement the guy in OP's picture is a 7.5, bet if he took a picture with a normal expression he would be a 7

leaving russia for any reason is wise desu

Oh hi, roastie.

>I smoke weed.
>Lolbertarian

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I love hot guys from north africa

>good beard
>good face shape
>good shin/jaw
>not balding
>blue eyes
>(presumably not fat)
Still attractive.
And there's nothing wrong with giving people confidence.
>leave your basement
In your dreams

Hiding your lack of jaw by doing a proto-soyface is very sad, hope that's not you in the picture

They just want to get out of Russia, probably. Marrying a foreigner from a preferred country is a good loophole for migrating.

>smoke weed
Dropped

CAN NOT BE!!

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what's wrong?

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>Who wants to adopt me?
>About me: 32 years.
>I love to cook.
>I love Chinese and Thai food.
>I smoke weed.
>Libertarian
Hey, you just like me. I wanna get adopted too, by some hot bear dude with lots of moneys and power.

and u a virgin too?

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I just realized I've never seen poos fucking before. Look very strange and unnatural.

Do you use some facial products?

never/

>Libertarian

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qt

You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

I have one thing to thank Russia for: My favorite midnight snack.

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In China most male prostitutes are Russian men. Why do you do this?

based

Is it really that bad in Russia?

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>not eating the husks as well
weak

maybe he eats them afterwards
it's cool with beer (if they're salty)
also it's nice to lick the package (it's salty and smells cool)

t. bruce ''titanium sphincter'' irwin

wait you're supposed to eat the whole seed at once?

No, don't be stupid. If you swallow it whole it's going to take root in your intestines and you'll have flowers growing out of your ass.

lmao no
husks are dirty, and also pretty dangerous for your health (at least this is what parents say to their children here)
like it's gonna end badly (with appendicitis or some shit)

haha
your words reminds me my grandpa.

I'm an old soul.

i don't eat semechki very often, but when i do i eat them whole without consequence. i dont think this is the usual way of eating them though.

oh, not at once, but i eat them with husk on and chew the husk up with the seed, as long as you chew it up fine i dont get why there'd be any bad effects, it's just fibre

fiber*

>lolbertarian

hello 2ch.

what'd you do that for yank now i'm pissed off

cause I gotta dab on the foreigners at 6 AM EST

>vanilla cola
BASED

it's rare here really

SAD!

Yes, but it's only if you are a dumb without good job.

the empanadas are Argentine!

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Laughed much harder than I should have, thanks

fuck he cute

No...

not me, but will you sell me your sister for bottle of vodka?

btw, nice job at voicing Vulpes Inculta, Jason.

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All heterosexual intercourse looks unnatural to you.

Nobody cares for fallout dub memes, dumbshit hachik churka scum hairy ass monkey nigger

you don't know what a meme is fag, I'm just saying you look bit like him.

Your country is a meme

>you look a voice actor of a game i played
Nerd mountainniger monkey everybody

nations and borders are a social construct, we are all one race here, the virgin race

I got laid coupla times.

georgia is a state, not a country

How is it that the president of Georgia was talking about being a great nationalist and then becoming a Ukrainian and a political official?

it's nice to lick my balls too (smells and tastes good)

is your ass still hurts?
based

get a wife man

my last gf nearly killed me with a knife. and drove to sleep in the woods at night
Better without a wife

Thanx/
u will vote for Zurab Japaridze on elections?

make some kids with other grill

NO NO NON ONO NO NO NO NO NO NON ONO MO NO NO

do you wanna die alone faggot

Smell herring or it seems to me?

Ъ

THIS IS CHEBOOPELEE

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spotted the frenchmen in vacation

Whoa! A l33t hax0r. Can I kiss your pooper? No homo.

sure

russian internet is the best internet

why?