/brit/

this guy isn’t even a good looking girl with the faceapp
I unironically looked peng with it, all my cousins and aunts were laughing about it for ages

Where can I buy top quality amphetamine?

Are there any people here who are rich? Legitimately rich as in they inherited money or just belong to a wealthy family. How does it feel not to have to worry about money?

u lads need anything from the paki er wa

I'd rape him were he a woman

on the you know what net

why do they all wear glasses

two Japs? Or do you have a pass

no, /brit/posters just steal things

Yes, I'm loaded. I have 5 super cars that I never drive and my net worth is over £60 million. How you ask? I sell software. What software you ask? Hardware. What do you mean you ask? Hardsoftware. What's that, you question? I sell gimp masks

Get this thread more beautiful.

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Narcissistic?
Paranoid?
Delusions of grandeur?

lots of people wear glasses

psychopathy
though my grandeur is not a delusion

yeah rorke can post pictures of pussy looking people all he wants, he's never eaten the iron fist of an overhand right from a real lefty ultra

Woah trippy I took 600ug

it's not that they wear glasses because they're a lefty. It's partly that they're a lefty because they wear glasses
People who grew up with any abnormalities, like poor eyesight, likely grew up with vulnerabilities. Vulnerabilities that would have led to them being teased and bullied, and even if not bullied, then to still be at a disadvantage to your peers with normal eyesight. This experience lends itself well to becoming a leftist, as it's an ideology all about supposedly siding with the vulnerable and the weaker, to feel empathy for those who you feel are disadvantaged by society, much as you felt in some way growing up. but behind this mentality is a simple reason: revenge. Leftists desire a sense of justice and societal retribution. The nerd and the freak wants to triumph over the bully and the jock who got along fine in their youth. The coalition of the left is the coalition of the bullied

Not to say all glasses wearers are lefties. Plenty of righties wear glasses too. But this helps explain why a noticeable amount of lefties wear glasses

Amazing how you can order something 10pm the night before and have it delivered by 10am. The downside is they always send some stuttering paki runt freak to deliver it.

BINGO.

It's not amazing, it's a bad thing. I'll deliver a fart through your letterbox to prove it

any emotionally distant man in

their tracking is so advanced that they know what you're going to buy before you do
the driver was probably sleeping outside your home for two days waiting for you to click "buy"

Nice theory Rorke but actually it's because reading books increases your chances of developing eyesight problems.

@96558259
Someone hat this fool

*Steps up to the microphone*
*Tap tap*
... If folk can hate eating meat in favour of vegetables...
... Then there shouldn't be a problem with hating homosexuals.

Thank you

lol

GOD I wish he punched me

>reading books
runtish behaviour

is that cuck norris?

>Not reading books daily

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Quite the opposite

NEW THREAD

>yeah rorke can post pictures of pussy looking people all he wants, he's never eaten the iron fist of an overhand right from a real lefty ultra

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If you're not reading at least 2 books at the same time then you should be holocausted

who the fuck would punch with their thumb inside their fist? that is not a comfortable or intuitive position with which to punch.
(for me, it's using your arms to distract them into preparing to block a punch while you trip them with one leg and kick them with the other, but then the last time i fought anyone was in year 8.)

A few have my mates have become vegetarians at the behest of the girls they're porking. There's a joke in there somewhere.

i need glasses

ok, now this is projection

nothing wrong with being fat

speaking of virgin freaks with glasses: which optician is most likely to give me a prescription i don't really need?

how so
it's just a psychological analysis into the motivations of someone's ideology

>analysis
do you know what this word means?

>who the fuck would punch with their thumb inside their fist? that is not a comfortable or intuitive position with which to punch.
Kids and retarded people. Had some mong break his thumb trying to punch my face doing that

>nothing wrong with being fat

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yeah

rorke freaking out again, when will he get the mental help he needs

Ah yes, here we are again, wagies.

Well today I think I will go sky diving. That's after the masseuse comes around at 11am. The chauffeur arrives at 2 so I'll have plenty of time to receive a blowjob and have a gander at the new potential real estate purchase.

I might jet off to the tropics after on the PJ, I'll be back before your shift ends. What's that? How do I afford all of this? Well, it's simple wagebitch. I'm on bennies. Oh, and Shekelstein said make sure you're prepared for the diversity workgroup.

Cheerio

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if you think that's a serious good faith analysis then you're more mind-blind than the average autist.

he is right though?

My name is Jeff Bezos and I am currently on a business trip to London, AMA. I own a small retail company.

Figured out my mum only goes on holiday to exotic places to make me envious so I said she should stop sending me pictures and enjoy herself she can show me when she gets home now she's angry at me

>he is right though?

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it's an analysis of common observations

in reality you’ll post here for 14 hours, have 3 or 4 increasingly nasty wanks and then toss and turn in bed till you fall asleep hours later

go with her and have sex with her

If it's really 600ug and not "street" 600ug, you're in for a confusing and fucked up time lad. Stay strong.

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Hate working in a council call centre. You get the most miserable bastards in the world whining down the phone at you thinking that its the councils job to sort the world out.

Just got this old miserable git who complained about loose gravel in a road. Checked it on google maps and it's in the middle of fucking nowhere and the "loose gravel" are just small stones you get on every country road.

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I was told not to do that when I was 5, so I'm going to assume some upper-class little ponce.

I don't masturbate because I don't need to. Didn't you read?

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>rorke psychological analysis

well he's clearly gay because he has left wing politics, anyone who has left wing beliefs has low IQ and drinks soy, not me though, right wingers all squat 5x bodyweight and are jacked 10/10s because Jow Forums told me so, it's the jews that do this

>lefty psychological analysis

well, rorke shows deep signs of avoidant personality disorder, choosing to spend his time in doors rather than socializing with his real life friends, his polarizing beliefs and lack of social experience lead him to be ostracized from his friendship circle, pushing him further in to the deeps, here, read this study I published in this month's psychology journal

don't see how I'm not. an experience of feeling vulnerable lends itself perfectly to developing political views that are focused on helping others you see as vulnerable

bit self centered but neverless fairly average

The NEET laughs, but really I've been getting a bollocking all morning from 'stein.

>don't see how I'm not
yeah I can tell

Share some miserable tales from your miserable job.

>an experience of feeling vulnerable lends itself perfectly to developing political views that are focused on helping others you see as vulnerable
it would equally well lead to a desire to feel individually strong and come to a position of personal power, leaving others to fend for themselves.
the distinction would be empathy, but now we're building towards something that would come dangerously close to actual analysis. (but it would still be a shit one.)

Leftypol are LOSING their shit

the real distinction is not between left and right, nature and nurture, empathy or self-interest, but between those who look at things systematically and those who do not.

surely if someone gets bullied a lot they'll become left wing because the like the idea of the world being nicer to them?

>>rorke psychological analysis
>well he's clearly gay because he has left wing politics, anyone who has left wing beliefs has low IQ and drinks soy, not me though, right wingers all squat 5x bodyweight and are jacked 10/10s because Jow Forums told me so, it's the jews that do this
>>lefty psychological analysis
>well, rorke shows deep signs of avoidant personality disorder, choosing to spend his time in doors rather than socializing with his real life friends, his polarizing beliefs and lack of social experience lead him to be ostracized from his friendship circle, pushing him further in to the deeps, here, read this study I published in this month's psychology journal

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any know a lot of people but close with no one man in? Always feel like a bit of a tag along

No? I got bullied and I'm right wing.

I have good friends but I’m no ones best friend
I have been in the past though

Rorke comes off better here

no? I didn't bullied and I'm left wing

alternatively they might imagine that bullying is the natural order and that you can either be bullied, or be the bully, and conclude they want to be the bully in future situations.

Hot damn is that a new Netflix original series where the based Black Male and co-star White Female batter the evil old White Male and the young evil and sadistic Straight White Male?
Can't wait!

Every morning I must wank, it’s a curse

I'm not saying that everyone who's left wing was bullied, but someone who was bullied might find themselves being more politically extreme

obviously the dynamics between left and right experiences is going to be very different in a country outside of the West

a leftist in Mumbai is going to be extremely different to a leftist in Brighton

leftypol false flag alert

I hate the niggers as much as the next guy, but you sound like a proper twat

I work for a newspaper and I've been making really ironic headlines and blog posts to try and make leftypol look stupid and bad but I've been promoted to editor-in-chief.
Whoops haha

you're your own best friend

you are not white and as such there is no reason to be right wing

>might find themselves being more politically extreme
moving the goalposts. there are extreme right-wing positions.

>n word
Racist
Expected better from you

Worst time was probably when I was on the way to tescos for my lunch. Some pikey runt and his drug addled girlfriend came up to me and kept on going on about the job centre even though I dont work for them. Somehow this guy didn't think he had to go to his fraud interview if his girlfriend was "ill even though he was like two minutes away from the job centre. His idea of proof was getting his girlfriend to fucking throw up right in front of me. God fucking knows what she ate because it was orange and smelt rancid.

They only left me alone because the security guard from tescos showed up and booted them out.

>you are not white and as such there is no reason to be right wing

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surely if someone gets bullied a lot they'll become right wing because they like the idea of being horrible to the world