/cum/

Ivan I will кyкypyз yo ин тхe фace

you've got plenty of time
might as well wait till later today to start

Forgot to do my homework yesterday, going to wait til later today and copy the answer key the prof is going to post and take the 20 points off for doing it late but still get an 80 since I copied the answer key

What that suppose to mean...

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>cringed the second that I heard my own voice
I know this feel, bud.
>tfw people often tell me I have a "radio voice" when I speak or that I sound white
>Hear my voice and think I sound like a fucking faggot

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me=bigbrainwojak.png
yu=brainletwojak.ogg

Really want to eat butt

they should arranged in a /cum/ formation
>russia
lol no

tfw no bf

It's a dumb reddit joke....
youtube.com/watch?v=f2gii2nenUg
I knew it rang a bell somewhere in this small brain of mine.

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Give me bf

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how much money (as a % of income) do you guys give to charity etc?

Tomorrow I will be around A LOT of white girls. Going to try my hardest to get a white weeb gf

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feeling xtra /sad/ today

Need to poop really bad, but I'm out of toilet paper and the only nearby store is also out of toilet paper. I could poop in my uni dining hall like I usually do but then I would have to use meal points to get in

>Tomorrow I will be around A LOT of white girls
sounds suspicious

>lol no
More like ¡Si papi!

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if you are at uni isn't there public restrooms available outside the dining hall? what the heck kinda uni is this?

based

urkel leave those children alone

youtube.com/watch?v=atmlcGf76B8

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Yes but they are a several minute walk away

Post voice fellow blonde lover

how can you be a black male and still have so much trouble getting a white gf. baffling

Hi

I'm doing a thing btw
rate, not done yet
clyp.it/13wig1yy

well if you had started walking instead of posting about it you might be there by now. posting isnt going to help you

*doesn't*
lol
On this note, has any one hooked up from /cum/?
In my general people have found actual bfs and had relationships, so I'm wondering.
Touch their bums.
lol.

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You're a Black leaf?

$15 a month to the center for addication and mental health. That’s 0.9% of my monthly income rn

Going to visit a college campus, which is 86% white.

They're in college

this is trash stop wasting your time

Slow day at work

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yaaaaaa I’m black nigga totally

Accidentally clicked the "give $1 to chairty" at mcdonalds self serve once

not letting you post this

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:(

Ok

hmmm

even with zando here, dane is still the gayest poster ITT

>Somebody sent explosives to Obama, Hillary AND Soros

okay now THIS is epic

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i think im actually turning into a Schizoid as the days pass by

What sorta work do you do buddy?

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Thanks for the answer lol.

I give ~5% post tax and I feel pretty bad about it. I keep on excusing my savings account like "you never know if I need it later what if there's an emergency" but then so many people need it now and have no savings account. Feels bad.

Got small bumps on my dick
Is this AIDS?

Where's your family from?

Aircraft tech, but no broken planes today.

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nah youre just a cat, dog

mad that i didn't let you post it? cana???
,':^)

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No

I'm not that gay

Not bad. It’s got potential to go somewhere nice
Rate my friend’a soundcloud.com/donfire365/dun-dun-dun

got an infection on my dick a while ago and had to go to the doctor for it
apparently it was an infection you can get from dogs lol no idea how I got it

Going to force the mexi trap to be my bf!

is that you? if that is the case then your hot(no homo)

Big fan of that gif

i mean this pic

I will

lol delete this

Africa lol
my dad Ghana and my mom Senegal
tell me you get the JOkE

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Shitposting on Toilberg’s dime

It's interesting I kinda like it

my hot what?

No. Are you Black or not?

Only reason I donate is because Ontario government cut funding to the place and they helped me get my life back on track so it’s the least I could do

>Bowls 300 in professional bowling tournament
>is MVP of the MLB
>wins the entire country free tacos

Say something nice about this boy who just won you a free taco by stealing a base as the first batter of the game

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this pic is hot is what i meant

user... Were you fucking dogs...?

No. My joke was. My dad Gone my mom Single hahahaha like the black people in America get it lol

>have to go all the way to zapopan to see the psychiatric
/sad/

That sounds complicated as frick.
I hope they pay you well buddy.
You can't force things.
But kidnap him and drag him across the border then he'll have no choice.
But I can't condone that sort of action... for legal reasons.

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>posted by a canadian
ruh roh

Why are you seeing a psychiatrist, user?

Hope everything is working out well for you.

No u

lol

Wish I were smart enough to have a job like that.

are you all fucking faggots over there too? why are there so many fucking gays on Jow Forums now

i wish aids meds hadn't been invented so we could be free of you people

That's good. Canada has higher taxes in general though so I guess you give in that way.

All my local taxes go to boomer pensions.

how do I collect a free taco?

I think its november 1st and you can just go to taco bell and get it

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i think its Jow Forumss fault, the gays are everywhere now

>You can retrieve your free Doritos Locos Taco at Taco Bell on Thursday, Nov. 1 between 2-6 p.m. ET. If for some reason you’re tied up during four afternoon hours on a Wednesday you can get a taco voucher online and grab one any time during the day.

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>Why are you seeing a psychiatrist, user?
severe anxiety, cant even leave my house

how are you going to visit him if you can even leave you house

Thanks for rating. I’ll pass it on to him that someone else liked it maybe it will inspire him to make more chunes as he stopped
pls rate my own song i recorded a long time ago but haven’t really showed to anyone youtu.be/2UGsSINcev8

uber

how are you not dead? how do you pay for a house and food if you never leave it?

had a salami sandwich for breakfast

anime is gay and if u disagree with me you are wrong no comebacks times infinity haha losers

Same

Good luck user

I don't think one free taco justifies me spending time or gas going to my nearest (not that close) Taco Bell where probably a bunch of lard asses will be in line for said free taco. If a Taco Bell happens to be on my commute then sure but otherwise I think I'll pass.

Jow Forums was always gay
plus you have all these sex starved virgins and anal is anal

>smart
I'm in the military, I got 5 braincells max

i live with my parents dummy

>Jow Forums was always gay
Jow Forums use to mock gays more than anybody

that was legitness

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