Slovenija general

Pridite Janezi!

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ajvar je makedonski

Triglavi kurac :DDDDDDDD

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Dvomim, da se nas bo nabralo prav veliko

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kranjska klobasa vs prekmurska gibanica
discuss

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Ni primerljivo, ampak če smo že pri tem
krvavice > kranjska klobasa
kremšnite > prekmurska gibanica

srbska gibanica*

Who was better for Slovenes; Italians or Austrians?

srbi so niggerji balkanske

Obdržaj ga, jemljem Bevog and Human fish.
The French of course.

Austrian, we cooperated most of the time while Italians were chimping out on us up to ww2

kanjci su židovi

Didn't Austria try to erase Slovene identity?

Napoelon was a real bro with his Illyrian State

Austria-Hungary wasn't doing that, only Nazi Germany tried to erase us

Are you sure? I've heard other Slovenes say otherwise

those are only buttblasted due to Austria's influence on the Slovenian economy today

Pretty sure, yes

eo braco ispricat cu dobar vic koji sam danas cuo:

Zasto je Bosanac otisao u Sloveniju?
Da trazi posao.

A zasto je Slovenac otisao u Bosnu?
Da trazi oca!

umro sam od smehaaaaaaaaa

We should have kept you instead of leaving you with the Italians.
At least he did not set the capital city in Trbovlje.

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Maybe try winning next time

Shit happens, they tried.

The lesson is : never try to invade Russia.

If Germans couldn't, no one can.

best country

Is it true you lads make booze from fire salamanders?

There's lots of stories about "hill people" cooking that stuff but I am yet to see an actual bottle of it

We do make wine with a type of grape that makes it methanol instead of alcohol
Will supposedly make you blind and insane in the long term and really fucked up in the short term

In the southern tip of the province of Burgenland (near your border) we have this shit too. It tastes really strong, gets you really fucked up and also gives the most horrible headaches. No way this stuff is healthy. It was actually illegal for almost a century, but a few years ago they made it legal again because the local people there kept making it anyway and now it was just declared part of their culture and heritage kek
Some kind of urban legend or do you think some people really do or did make this?

Wouldn't be the first or last kind of drink that can kill you

It was a real thing. Apparently a distilled alcohol was poured over a live salamander and it would secrete a toxin form the distress. Today it's more of an urban legend since no one has the balls to try it.

Yeah people here kept making it as well it was made legal again like last year, the "culture" part sounds similar to how absinthe became legal again as well
Out of interest what is this wine called there?

>methanol instead of alcohol
*methanol instead of ethanol.
Methanol is an alcohol.

It's called Uhudler (that word has no meaning in German, no idea where it comes from).
I don't think Salamanders are poisonous enough to really harm people, but who knows what kind of effects this has on your brain.

Right, methy not ethyl
I never liked chemstry in school

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Trześć jest polski

>Trześć
Jezus Marija...

Poljaki pa mate voljo

Gorica pa še bo

I made it up but thanks for (You)s lads :^)

Très basé

Always welcome : ^)

et rouge-pilulé, même.
The Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth is spreading thin.