Your country?

Your country?
How would you weasel yourself out of this situation?

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wouldn't

america
turn 360 degrees and walk away

Hopefully she's holding me down so the loli can sit on my face

Cum, cry and hope she loses intrest.

Tell her she's not my type.

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hold my breath until i pass out
my cowardice will make her leave in disgust

u cant do that

show her my lucky yugioh card. she would lose interest so fast

how did i get into this situation in the first place and what is that creature's interest in me?

probably just have a cum explosion in my pants and get hard immediately after

close my eyes and say i dont believe in anime

That only makes her stronger.

MOMMY MILKY UWU MILKY MILKY MILKY

That should make that brute leave out of disgust.

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damn caesar looked like THAT?

>How would you weasel yourself out
But why?

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I'll just imitate OP as she wouldn't come anywhere near that faggot.

unzip dick

You value your pelvis more than monster pussy.

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Why would you want to not be in this situation?

>
I clearly don't

>Implying I wouldn't lay down and enjoy her crushing my pelvis.

>Name: Oni
>Race: Brute
>Resistances: Strong against physical attacks, weak to electric attacks.

She finna be zapped by my nibba thor.

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why on earth would i value my pelvis more than monster pussy, think big user

It won't end well lads...

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Based

It'll be worth it.

Holy fuck, now that's a BEAUT.

Start a family

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Stay strong, user. Don't fall for it!

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dying in a blaze of glory is better than whatever pathethic life I currently have

badb catha >>> everthing else
In DS1 it was easely the most versatile summon, so much he got nerfed in DS2.

god I wish

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>DeSu 1 and DeSu2 2
I was talking about Megami Tensei and not Megami Ibunroku, but okay.

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kill that vile creature, and do it in the name of the Lady

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Sause

Elf-san wa Yaserarenai

Fat elves

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fat elf & friends

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I would suck on her big milkies

based
demons are DISGUSTING creatures and are for SLAYING not fucking

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came here to post this

wait until im alone with the loli

>360
You still would be facing her if you did that

AAAAAARGHHH I'M SO HORNY AND LONELY
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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no that's why the big one's there

That's where you are wrong, my friend.

A gun I guess?

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