International NEET culture

How do you “apply” for jobs without getting accepted at some maccas or something? Do you apply for CEO positions exclusively or what?

I had a job in high school at a grocery store called Coles but I stupidly quit it I spent the next 6 months looking for jobs and actively looking every single day, going through the bullshit of handing my resume in person etc but then I just gave up.

So they just gave up? Sounds nice.

Gonna buy a big fat toyota land cruiser to carmageddon NEETs with. Better stay indoors next year lads.

Do you cook for your family?

is it so hard to find a job where you live?

>how is your life?
bretty gud, man.
>how old are you?
28
>do you live with your parents?
no, I moved into a 70 sqaure meter apartment in a small town by the woods four years ago
do your parents hate you?
no.
>what do you do for money?
i was granted lifetime disability benefits on the grounds of an autism diagnosis when I was 19.
>do you have any plans for the future?
no.

Attached: 983F9D6E-E47A-40F0-B80D-D4645CD34511.jpg (749x749, 84K)

are you joking?
if you're really autistic you can still work..

i'm too anxious and socially retarded to hold down a job.

how long did it take your therapist to give you that diagnosis? And did you try and fail to do jobs? How was it in practice?
How much benefits do you get a month?

You can fix this shit if you just try hard enough or find a suitable job. Man I wish I was Danish.

Salarychad here. NEETs who have figured out how to scam the system and live off of it are based and redpilled. NEETs who just live off of their rich parent's inheritence should get the guillotine.

Attached: cdc449a0dab8a02c687a4e03bbc0c272.png (420x420, 68K)

CryptoNEET here

thanks to bitcoin i'll never have to work again

Attached: 1519999000012.jpg (409x409, 31K)

i went through a prolonged work capability assessment procedure which lasted over a year and consisted of several job training programs and multiple psychriatic evaluations. the initial plan was for me to get approved for a government subsidized part time job, but it eventually became apparent that i was too autistic to work at all.
i receive €1,720 + €195 in housing subsidies per month.

Can you tell us more about the courses? How did you keep fucking up? This is interesting.

wtf
yeah this please you get a really decent amount of money for nothing at all, you're really lucky
as a NEET you can probably live very comfortably with that

Are you that Anzu poster from Jow Forums

>NEETs
>live

It's just existing.

the work capability assesment stuff felt wildly unfocused. i was made to do menial work like putting condoms in cardboard boxes together with a bunch of other people. the work environment stressed me out and my back was hurting the whole time. because of this, i was eventually allowed to sit alone in an office and do what amounted to school homework on a computer for several weeks. this didn't seem to be an official part of the program but was more of an ad hoc solution because the council didn't know what to do with me.
i was eventually sent off to college to find out if it would be viable for me to get an education, but i was called to the principal's office within two months due the anount of absence i was racking up. i was later enrolled in some woodwork shop, but this process was interrupted pretty early on because I had to start seeing shrinks regularly around that time as well.
in september 2009 some senior psychiatrist was flown in from the other side of the country. he was the one to give me the final autism diagnosis. my meeting with him lasted for all of 30 minutes.

god imagine how much the government has spent on you lmao god you must be such a spastic

>Do you live with your parents?

Yes, with my mother

>Do your parents hate you?

Idk and Idc, my mother also depends on me for stuff other than money actually.

>What do you do for money?

Have been receiving NEETbux for several years now

>Do you have any plans for the future?

Death

Attached: 1529604592043.jpg (1920x1080, 99K)

Unemployed Norwegians, Finns, Swedes all get at the bare minimum more from their respective governments (without any serious disability) than people working full time on minimum wage here in this country
They'e guaranteed around a thousand euro in SEK/euro a month for doing nothing except attending a few appointments (unlike here where you're forced to take every opportunity and jump through hoops like training courses/mandatory interviews constantly even if you want something as little as the JSA universal credit amount)
They also get a guaranteed appartment completely for free for themselves, they aren't forced anywhere near as much to work or regularly purged from their benefits like here and their governments don't actively discourage/make it difficult and troublesome to get the benefits they're "entitled" to

All in all they deserve it, their populations are fairly small and even if Norway didn't have oil they'd still have the same economy as Denmark, if they truly have lower classes they're probably far superior genetically to our own and far less numerous, even the proper "lifetime dole professionals" with major health problems here only earn half as much as their minimum allowance

Attached: 1539120392645.png (778x799, 583K)

NEETs of Jow Forums, how is your life?
Reasonable

How old are you?
43

Do you live with your parents?
no

Do your parents hate you?
no

What do you do for money?
Pension, I lost both of my legs rather explosively.

Do you have any plans for the future?
Play vidya , watch animu

Attached: cpC24on.jpg (500x500, 34K)