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>tfw i say "Easy game" after every win in league

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>league

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i dont want to be old

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>mexi

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making some grilled cheese with ham, cheese and mustard.
Looking forward to eating it

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good luck

more of a ham and cheese sandwich at that point tbqh

this is a personification of the last two threads

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me with the glasses in the back

cant stop thinking about him jaja
so pathetic

me in 1 hour

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I dont like edging because my dick gets too hard

the fuck is that

BOO

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>milk

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that's a funny way to spell cum

cum...

all over your face and lower back

>lower back
>implying doggy style
cringe

/dead/

we're all posting in secret /cum/, gays aren't allowed to see it

delete

but im straight why cant i see it

bad news homo

>cringe
wince

ummm im pretty sure im straight, i will never be with a woman desu

i want to make love to someone desu, i want to look deep in her eyes as i cum inside her

i want to make love with someone desu, i want to look deep in his eyes as he cum inside me

someday mexiko, someday...

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super /comfy/ feelings at my parents house

>her

that's more like it

extremely bored bros

don't like being at my parents too much...really regret having my mom move in for a while a few years back...

this but unironically

i wish i was still in my psychiatrist's office desu

feels bad guy, do you wish you were closer to your family?

i thought you were a boy who wanted to become grill...or are you saying you're straight because deep down inside your a grill?

kinda but at the same time i've had lots of negative experiences, we're not unfriendly but def not close.

>or are you saying you're straight because deep down inside your a grill?
yes

Feeling sick again

i want a cute wife(male)

me

i want a handsome husband(male)

idk this feeling I’m very close with my immediate family and it makes me happy because I take interest in their lives and they take interest in mine so we bring each other up

you?

him

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2008: "things will get better"
2009: "things will get better"
2010: "things will get better"
...
2016: "things will get better"
2017: "things will get better"
2018: "things will get better"

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People who tell you "things get better" are projecting their life trajectories onto you.

Things will get better

unlucky

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i had a "good" life by my standards until 2015 desu

i'm usually anxious from january through september
last 3 months are smooth sailing though

>do nothing but browse the internet all day every day
>"wtf why hasn't my life gone anywhere?"
Maybe the problem lies within.

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anyone ever go gay just to nut?

No that's gay

How does this work?

maybe I could fuck a hot trap

>How does this work?
halloween and christmas are comfy and november is a nice downtime

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lel ive done (almost?) nothing but browse the web and do chores/errands for years and my life keeps getting better.

get a ugly girl to marry you

yeah but i'm 23 days in and i just need to cum
in or on anything
it won't even be very long 3-4 strokes at the most

holidays are really good for taking your mind off things

but swedish girls arent ugly

i will find a ugly girl, and i will marry her

playing some minecraft, i truly enjoy it

awesome and truth knowing

gay
t. lvl 84 roblox scripter

real question though do swedish girls have any interest in americans? the whole international relationship thing seems like a pain in the ass.

i dont think women think that much about your nationality, but if your talking about a LDR i dont think they are very exited about that.

For me

youtu.be/9aJVr5tTTWk

>hungry but am feeling too lazy to cook but know i should
guess i'll get up in a few and cut up chicken and broccoli and make some minute rice...

one of the highlights of my hero academia was this song

how shit is minute rice? I’ve never used it

feeling EXTREMELY gay rn desu

>how shit is minute rice?
it's like reheating properly cooked rice in the microwave for twenty minutes too long

I agree

Best op

This is best ending
youtu.be/YRU7MZWDmgg

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>how shit is minute rice? I’ve never used it
never used anything else

do you make these yourself?

i wish

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i love this song
youtube.com/watch?v=Iy3nP3ZJ9Yk

I'm disgusted with myself when I look in the mirror

can some of you make some attempts on my life so the rcmp will give me a conceal carry permit?

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at least you can make it to the mirror

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No idea how this is. Max I’ve done on rice is 2 mins for reheat in the microwave

good one, can’t say I have a favorite ending though. Listening to the music makes me want to watch it again. Haven’t finished the newest season yet. Kind of stopped watching tv or movies

That'd be $5K

need a bf

>need a bf

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thinking about starting drinking more milk

but im not wh*Te

need a bf

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