/brit/

people wouldn't have mental health problems if they didn't know they existed

smell of warm baked bread

/brit/: not for normals!

SCUUUUUUMM WAAAAAYYYYYYYNE

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usually make sourdough during the fall and winter but feeding the starter is just too much of a hassle

i'm not normal. she had a headcount of 24 and meant everything to me.

Fucking love crass

They said that we were trash
Well the name is Crass, not Clash
They can stuff their punk credentials
Cause it's them that take the cash
They won't change nothing with their fashionable talk
All their RAR badges and their protest walk
Thousands of white men standing in a park
Objecting to racism's like a candle in the dark
Black man's got his problems and his way to deal with it
So don't fool yourself you're helping with your white liberal shit
If you care to take a closer look at the way things really stand
You'd see we're all just niggers to the rulers of this land

*browses a graham hancock book in waterstones*

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calm your tits americans are so bloody fatalist

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might do a big wank soon

and by soon i mean now

must be nice being a yank knowing if you want to die you can just buy a shotgun from someone on craigslist and blow your brains out. that is actually freedom

These are based boy hours

Permitted:
6ix9ine
$uicideboy$
Yung Lean
Lil Peep
A$AP Mob
Lil B
Youngboy NBA
Ghostmane
Shakewell

Not permitted:
Boomer shit

Comment

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so which apprentice bird would you give the pipe?

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Gravity is free mate

if I filter yanks will I filter my own posts?

Wasn't mentioning the Wikipedia guy, I was referring specifically to the excerpts of American history, quotes by Presidents, facts about the Founding Fathers and the original colonies, we've had a few discussions about the cultural differences of the old American regions (New England Puritans/Anglicans, Appalachian Scots-Irish, Virginian cavaliers, the old German Catholic culture, the WASP hegemony)

ingrown toenail fixed itself overnight just in time for my exam

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not as easy as pulling a trigger. more danger of surviving maimed

Killing yourself is bluepilled

Got pissed and shagged my (married) boss at the weekend

Things are very awkward now

what about are bones
youtu.be/1n2nlcSKFx8

Sabrina would get it with the force of 9001 suns

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freak

how big was he?

Me? Well I'm a Celt

dover lad

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oh yeah that's me then
at least someone appreciates me
cheers

no I'm cured

All dogshit
Pathetic wigger wannabe

good lad

Oh grow a pair you fucking melt

Killing yourself over a bird Jesus fucking wept get a grip

Forgot BONES and Xavier Wulf

genuinely the worst music to ever exist

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NEED a classic old style Ford F-150

>fishing rod? what's that?

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literally only like yung lean out of that group
forgot bladee too

I am so so bored with sue plus her face looks ugly and weird here

Cringe

you think its easy to pull a trigger and blow your brains out? You must be mad, you're more likely to wuss out the second you pull the trigger and shoot off your ear than kill yourself successfully

*raises paw*

I'd like to substitute my potato for french fries please :3

Give an Irishman a fish and he’ll eat for a day

Teach him to fish and he’ll sell all his gear to eat for a day

hey gramps, shouldn’t you be in bed by now?

dey do do dat dough don't dey dough

you have to subject lots of passersby to that. if you have a gun, the number of people traumatised is minimal
of course the best option is to just inhale CO and pass out

all yank SHITE
this is a British thread for British rappers
youtu.be/XDiOo4ayKEQ

saw a girl get two pomegranates, a bouquet of flowers, a plate of shrimp, and a box of pop tarts at aldi
think reality is taking the piss at this point, nothing is real

grim
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6305231/Thomas-Tank-Engines-new-railway-friend-refugee-Kenya-called-Nia.html

a bird and my only friend, though.

completed the selection process now and passed however, he said calmly, i have not got an exceptional pass and thus am in a sift (this is very normal and in fact its quite rare to get an exceptional pass and immediate selection, the majority of successful candidates go into the sift after completing the process im not saving face thats the objective non-ironic genuinely the case literal truth) so now what happens is i have to wait. of course i dont know how "good" my pass is (theyre graded) ie if its strong/average/weak so i may be waiting some time and also i must state that its possible if a swathe of very competent candidates come in your grade can become noncompetitive and you ultimately get rejected at the sift. so its quite up in the air at the moment but key point is that i have passed the assessment not failed/been rejected

grime is copycating yank culture
state of brits

OH NO NO NO NO NO
aHAHAHAHA

all the girls saying that are really fit though

also alex was acc a numpty on the show he couldnt pull in a brothel and still tried to upgrade

t. Wiggers
Embarassment

Happened to me before - you get over it

yeah well thats just like
your opinion man

I don't think I've ever had my posting style identified

Though it's pretty hard for a British poster to stand out an identity unless they're an avatarfag, tripfag, spam the same topics every day or post their face regularly

wow of course /brit/ also chooses the most basic bitch

I bet that post was purely to trigger me as you know my opinions from the apprentice general

i'm just glad you enjoyed yourself x

no it's not you imbecile and that's not grime either
clueless spud shagger

Jordan Peterson was marketed so hard the past 3 years

Big money behind him pushing

so what's your point

yeah well you're just like a stupid cunt
man

*swears a blood oath to Adolf Hitler*

I understand hating 6ix9ine because at the end of the day he’s only for the meme value but Peep, BONES, Yung Lean, A$AP Mob, $uicideboy$, etc are based and trill

t.Led Zepplin. Now THAT was a band!

Alexandra was a marmite brappphog

either fetishised her and was a weirdo or didn't find her attractive at all

alex was the latter

it's the eyes pham

Moron

boomer
zoomer
doomer
bloomer

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poomer

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Ugly and horny

you just dont understand yung leans lyrics

>rap music

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oh god rorke is freaking out again ffs who set him off this time

literally the lighting of the program brings out her eyes

they're good but don't be deceived.

>I can’t listen to music because I have contrived that it doesn’t accommodate my niche political outlook

Holy shit cringe oblivious virgin pleas hang yourself

jewish money

Rap isnt even real music

he tried to upgrade on the blonde girl that fancied him in casa d amore too and went for the girl that didnt like him instead hes a dopey dick

Yes it is. How fucking silly are you, paki bastard

>Dude Rap music I'm so cool xD haha BTFO u must like death metal or sumfing haha da ting is a da ting im co soool senpai blud

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he's "different" enough to the mainstream progressivism that he stands out as somewhat interesting but "safe" enough to not push any genuinely taboo or transgressive views that hurt the status quo

his popularity right now feels very much like the popularity of Christopher Hitchens or Noam Chomsky of the past