Get Asian gf

>Get Asian gf
>No fights
>No arguements
>No drama
>No bullshit/cheating
>She cooks Chinese food for me
>She accepts me for who I am
>Can say whatever I feel like and she still sticks with me
>Sex is good

Well fuck, that was a great idea. How come I didn't think of this before?

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The Portuguese conquitadores enslaved some Japs and took them to Europe as sex slaves before any other European even think of making contact with Japan. The first Europeans with yellow fever.

yikes

because that's bullshit. i have an asian wife. they are crazy as fuck and superstitious as fuck. the ones that cook and clean for you and treat you as a king are fucking rural as fuck, ugly, and uneducated. choose your partner based on looks and intelligence and resistance to superstitious dumbassary and not on race or you will be sorely disappointed.

nice yellow fever fantasy bud
heres what an asian wife is really like
>youtube.com/watch?v=JdtI1-HiCZw

I didn't choose based on race. Just so happens that she's superior to any other wh*Te women I dated

You don't have an asian girlfriend. I do.

reminder that quite a bit of japan's wealth in the early 1900s came from selling glorified prostitutes aka courtesans, mistresses etc to like, half the world.

I actually do. I'm the big hand.

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NL?

There's a British guy on YouTube who got an Asian wife (in Asia not the West) and they always get in fights. He ran away like 4 or 5 times from her.
Not sure if Asian waifu is such a good idea...

then what the fuck is the point of pointing out that your gf is asian if you didn't choose her because of it and she just happened to be asian?

So that I can shitpost about it on a Mongolian basketweaving forum

Nice yellow fever dream

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See

stop perpetuating meme's. you going to get some sad fuck who thinks asian girls are top tier because they are asian and a life of disappointment.

NL? what the fuck does NL mean?

white girl is better.
get white girl.

That would be a real shame

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God she's so cute is this supposed to be bad or something?

A Canadian eceleb with a demonic banshee of a Korean wife

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you forgot
>wake up

he's ugly, she's ugly, a match made.

She's hot, what the fuck are you on about, mate?
Surely I'm not the only one.

big nose, small eyes, wide face. alright i understand that different cultures haven't different beauty standards but she's plain old ugly.

COLONIZADA

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>this is hot in India
He is decent looking though, especially for a baldie

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>You're a big guy

do you have her instagram?

She is not the type to have one
youtube.com/channel/UCjsABJX158qbQ0h98ZIXspA
Her youtube channel

eh she's not bad looking like that cartoon depicts her
t. almost exclusively into white women

>tfw no asian wife to massage my dick with her high heels

My white gf does this though. Maybe its not the color of skin but the content of character

Who cares
It's not like anyone will ever give a shit about me anyway

>holding it blade down
This offends me.

You're an idiot. Asian women in Asia are fine. When they go to the West, they learn about "female liberation" and actually become worse than white women (because they know they're more desirable). Just look at all the (surprisingly fat) Asians in the American progressive left. Look at figures like Margaret Cho. All of that 'muh demure waifu shit' is gone and replaced with confrontational feminism.

Just getting an asian gf won't solve your problem, men (as a collective, not just as individuals) keeping their pimp hand strong is what solves the problem. Let's start by abolishing the welfare state, a disgusting construct that rose with the introduction of the female vote and only serves to transfer wealth from men to women. In fact, let's just remove female suffrage altogether. The fall of the welfare state will follow naturally and SUDDENLY, when confronted with the consequences of their own competence, women will become a lot more agreeable.

Women are women. Western fags who tell themselves asian women are superior are merely doing so because those are the only ones they feel confident with. Basic psychology.

Kek, she legit looks like a prepubescent boy. Is he a closet pedo or something?

Honestly those scabbards were badly designed if the blade really touched the scabbard when held blade down.
One could easily fashion a scabbard when nothing touches the blade no matter which position it is held in.

youre not white and neither are the women you date. you fucking shitskin ;)

also, nice LARP. what chink girl is going to cook food and shack up with a POORtugal mutt nigger. all they care about is money

This
Dated a chink woman for a while, she broke up with me like 5 times over the span of a year because I kept getting drunk and making an ass of myself