/cum/

Awaken

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tfw no bf

If you are twink I could be your bf If you want

>he didn't make himself the head of the church
baka

the left cant meme

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I heard she’s fat and hairy through the grapevine

Megumin

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post pics

Why exactly do we have to wait till page 8 if the janny isn't here?

recoomend a good lesbian porn where a big tiddy monster hardcore doms a tiny tiddy chick

i guess i am

>megumeme lovers

Discuss.

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>not aqua
lmao pleb

I’m Lutheran because I was raised Lutheran you fucking retard
Not “clinging to tradition”
Kys incel
No I’m from California but my family is from Minnesota

one more proof that this country is a big shithole and that i need to get out

Melascula shall eat her soul

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/fa/ as fuck

Society has lied to me my entire life.
We come out off assholes not vaginas.
There is no other way being alive could stink so much.

the first thing youve said to me is to post pics

yikes

>/fa/ as fuck

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some bio women have manfaces too. Pic related its rain dove a supermodel.

It might be cold comfort to you but you arent a man just for what you look like

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That's me!

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>the first thing youve said to me is to post pics
hmmmm? I've responded to you multiple times today though

touché

>some

set up a viewing for a place tomorrow, called one other place and left a msg
wish it wasn't so far to drive UwU

also i would never be accepted as a woman if i dont look like one

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Illya

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ROCK ON

yea some. and some have feminine face same as some men have masculine face and some have feminine face. Your face is not what make you a woman. Looks are just skin deep. I know its cold comfort. I hope you go on more trans friendly website than Jow Forums

i like this gif a lot

So what does /cum/ think of the bomb attempts?

I'm ready for a gf and to be loved now

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based

Imagine not getting atleast 140 minutes of exercise every week

this

>hope you go on more trans friendly website than Jow Forums
dont like any other, its full of hugboxing

bet that if i posted my face there everyone would tell me im a cute girl and that i would pass when thats not the case

haven't exercised in months

90 minutes including a 5k is all you need

So obviously a false flag. All of them intercepted on the same day at the same time. All of them duds. Also notice the caravan story isn't even mentioned at all today. Really gets the noggin' joggin'

lol maybe the guy just sucks at bombs?

>guy
i think you mean goy

1... 2... 3... awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

How could i love a girl who would love me?

Ugly girls are still girls and still have feelings. Be gentle with yourself.

with love

yeah but ugly girls are different than ugly guys pretending to be girls

How could you NOT love someone who loves you? Being loved is half the fun of love.

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If they are ugly lmao

that you?

Life is a dead end highway yet some idiots are in the fast lane.

You can love people who are ugly too just not in a sexual way but like in a friends or buddies way

step one of getting a gf?

wish i had skirts

be attracive

You seem like you are dysphoric to me, in that case your heart is a girl. So be kind to your heart if nothing else.

all i want for christmas is a swedish gf

talk to girl

>The Last of Us came out 5 years ago
What the fuck

I say being sexy/charming comes before talking to girl. Because if you are ugly and talk to the girl she will get a bad first impression

ja är en flicka :*

Damn

What makes you think you even deserve a gf?

1. Remember that you are a rotting piece of meat in the deli and you have to be appetizing enough for some gluttonous cow to eat you alive and shit you out.

mm visst

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unironically like norwegian more because it has "ei" for feminine shit instead of lumping two genders and having neuter the way dutch (and i think swedish) does

ill try to get you one

i have a fucking headache, might take some alvedon

haven't been in love since high school

I’m 5/10 at best and my gf is at least 9/10 desu

tihihihihihihi

wish i was sleeping

>Bro just lift
>lifting for 3 years and still no gf

I'm a solid 4/10

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Is that what they call somali cock now

yes

ive never been in love

post your body

Fuck bro...

Was a pretty overrated game tbqh

Are u gay or a gkrl like me?

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same

oh not you again

How can you love another self-centered deluded sack of rotting meat?

feelings and uhhhh
yeah?
:3

Be the best man for her

based

Im 4/10 and my husbando is 10/10++++

More like selfless and clear-thinking creature made in image of God. What's not to love??

Ho Sewdecuck

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Be confident, manly, smart and good carisma

be attractive and/or rich

Was a good game

Of course it thinks it's not a liar. It cant handle the truth or it would stop being a good little automaton that spreads its nasty genetic material all over the planet.

Post pic

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Consider yourself doxxed, Mr. Carter

Why does no one like Darkness

mmmm milkshake

>tramone