Straight out of Africa theory is FALSE

If humans are from Africa why are there no humans living in Africa nowadays?

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WE WUZ ADAM AND STEVE

based

how did you make your flag swap colors like that?

I'm a nigger we change colors at night

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Fact: God, Tupac. and Adam and Eve are Serbian.

#SerbPrideWorldWide
#TheWorldJeSrbija

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But slavs aren't human

Based

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>two apelike fossils with teeth like a human were found in Bulgaria and Greece
So they must have dug into a cemetery

Slav gang ifi

slavs are NOT h*man

What are you talking to your ancestors, shame on you mutt.

Balkan history
World history
Stay woke

First off, Balkans are not Slavic but Illyrian, stop identifying us with northern savages

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The sad part is that people are going to actually believe this and discuss it seriously when OP is pretending to be retarded.

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I know but why does he have to emphasize it to be Slavs (for comedic effect obviously but I'm regardlessly offended), why must the legacy to everything worthy of mention fall into the hands of (respectively) whiter people

ALEXANDER WUZ PROTO-HUMAN

I AM GREEK

Are Macedonians Macedonian?

explains my urge to squat at random times

>slavorum

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t.Muslim Serb

makes sense desu, and explains a lot about slavs too

>turk giving others classes on humanity
slavs are 99408256883494043949 times more human than turks
even americans are more human than turks, and i'm not even sure if americans are even human

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isnt the biggest argument for the out of africa theory the bottleneck theory?
wich basically says that black africans are all inbred
but the brainlet out of africa "scientists" dont realize it

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>slavorum
Jesus, is that made by slavoboos or slavmutts in exile?

why not both?

Slava bohu

Why do you defend slavs? Slavaboo

am half slav and the nicest part of my family is slavic
nice trips btw

>The first humans were in fact slavic.
>Two apelike fossils with teeth like a human

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>am half slav
Lol, so it is confirmed. Just say your ethnicity btw, no one says i'm germanic or i'm turkic.

cheeki breeki suka blyat idi nahoi davai davai davai :DDD

pizdec semki!

chimp aside, Adam and Eve was described as having a pale pinkish skin in the hadith.

i see your flag and i don't want you to e-murder me, but if you insist, i'm half polish and so is half of my family
did the same guy who designed the american flag design yours?

I will e murder, you pzshek mgirant mutt.

calm down boris we can be frens

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Nah.

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>did the same guy who designed the american flag design yours?
Implying.

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>slav pharo photoshops when!?

do you glow by any chance?

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Why were the first *nglos BLACK instead of looking like your average Slavoslav?

Probably just modern day greeks/bulge aryans

because we're descended from a seperate line of african BVLLS, and have no genetic connection to sl*vic subhumans

≥Wh*tes

Funny because if you look closely, you'll find only mutants in the rest of the World

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OOA came mainstream only three decades ago. It's also a good example how the entertainment business shapes the collective consciousness.

>We invented red and white stripes
By that logic every single civilization on earth just copied the earliest ones, and Malaysia would just be a rip off of ancient greeks.

Indeed. You were the uber menschen all along.

Come on now slavs didn't move to the Balkans until recently...

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This pic is convenient for BTFO'D dumb Ameritards, I'm tired of explaining it. Thanks lad.

Retard. It's not the red and white stripes, those flags in that pic have a direct line of inheritance. Not even so much 'inspired', they were just taken, used, and over time, adjusted.

Its common knowledge here.
Both the out of Africa meme theory and the jewish memes about Mesopotamia being the place of first civilizations are blatant lies.

If God is a Serb, then it's only logical that all modern humans are descended from Slavs.

so you sayin we wuz Balkans

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>apelike fossils with teeth
Those are just regular Balkans.

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>swapping your flag and numbers to shitpost in real time

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The biggest argument for it is that Neanderthals lived in Europe and the Middle East before Sapiens and we are 97% not Neanderthals.
Of course if we go back millions of years ago there were no Neanderthals or Sapiens as they were the same thing and there are various arguments for the location of the common ancestor but that's beside the point.
It's like saying Anglos didn't immigrate to America in the 17th century if someone found a Solutrean tool there but are descendants of Solutreans.

How retarded you have to be that you accept us being 97.5 % similar to mice and rats, and that we share only 3 % of our genes with this woman in the picture?

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75% sure this is bait

no problem, fuck americunts

Sure it's a bait. Why do you allow yourself to be that retarded? Do you think anything good comes of it, that you lobotomize your self by autosuggestion?

Also with pic related we share 3 % of our genes, but almost 98 % with mice and rats.

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Intellectual masturbation at it's finest

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