/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

you can't exactly wake up dead, can you?

is a swedish gf worth having?

Would smash

words

also god i wish that were me

i wouldn't know

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goodnight newworlders, going to fall asleep to this youtube.com/watch?v=NGY8hmxK5H0

Just watched a spider capture a fly that’s been annoying me for the past 2 days
Based spiderbro

youtube.com/watch?v=sf8FAqOQUq4

Up until Michael leaves, after that it goes to shit

youtu.be/nGDJah3ESvI

>tfw no bf to cuddle with

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just words

Maybe not but I certainly feel dead inside when I'm awake.

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yeah, but stop watching when the camera man helps pam

i gotta rewatch the scary movie movies

tfw have a gf to cuddle with

zando and gay guy from texas, who are you voting for in the mid-terms?

>just words
How is someone supposed to be your bf if they don't get to know you first?

Spiders are based

I've been preaching this forever

red sox won game 2 of the world series just 2 more and I can sleep again

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>Tfw waiting for a package from Japan
How much time does this usually takes? i used EMS

probably gonna watch all the SAW movies first though
i'm told they get deliciously awful after the first 2

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Beto of course

they get worse as they go, but the first few are good

idk ive never had a bf/gf

>jumping spider makes itself known to me everyday at around the same time
I should do something nice, but what?

i love the first two

Don't know about mexico but in the US it depends, the last time I ordered a daki from japan it only took a bit over a week to get here

take a pic and present them to us

I try to not kill spiders and it makes my girlfriend angry

it's tiny, and my phone is shit

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Can't wait till Halloween. Gonna watch a bunch of horror movies.

But I am the gay guy from Texas

For me, it's radical leftist Beto O'Rourke

youtu.be/SwizfmPNrH8

season 1 and 2 are probably the best television in existence

based

spider holocaust when

you're not the only one anymore

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cringe

I thought you weren't in Texas anymore?

kys airhead thot

>airhead thot
wat why

idea: make it illegal for females to be fat before the age of 45

only roasties and young roasties hate spiders

Ted Cruz is a cuck with an ugly wife that doesn't actually stand for modern Texas desu and is already planning another failure of a presidential campaign instead of doing his actual fucking job

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This
Jumping spiders are so cute

I'm the first and that's what matters

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Tomorrow is the day I get the white gf

So i guess i should stop checking the tracker every hour then.
The package left japan yesterday.

aw thats nice compliment :)

yeah, but the other guy doesn't have a name

What made you think that?

He's also Canadian and not Texan unlike based Beto

one time a spider came out of my hair
good times

there ws time i thought to write letter to girl out of american jail. Did you americans frens consider opportunity like that? There is site where is american female prissoners, well there were even cute white girls there.

>The package left japan yesterday.
probably 4-5 more days then maybe adding on an extra or so for customs

>What made you think that?
I thought you mentioned it a while back maybe I'm thinking of another poster

what would you say modern texas is about

in school we use to write letters to people in other countries

In high school I had such thick and long hair that someone threw a paper airplane once and it got stuck in my hair

tomorrow is the day i finally go to the gym

I considered it once, never did it

I'm going at 6am tomorrow

sounds fun

?

I mentioned a possible move but i haven't left yet

Thank you for sharing this story with us. What if the girl you may contact went in for murder or something, bit spooky desu.

bit hot honestly

zando, why were you gone for such long time?

just feel so lonely

Yes until she chops your penis off or something

listent to taytay

Me puse emo desu

when i was a kid i had a dream about a ghost that wanted to chop my peepee off

it was terrifying

and feel like shit because i will nver look like her? no thanks

>read a novel and learn more about life
whatever spirit makes fortune cookies has really been phoning it in these past couple of years
when I was a kid I dreamt a girl I liked was a werewolf and killed my family

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did you wake up very agitated

Not freaking out about mexicans every ten seconds and calling for locking someone up just because their ideology differs for a start, Cruz is a spineless cuck that needs to be removed, still even with all the beto fever around here lately it unfortunately wouldn't surprise me if he still won because texas is still stuck in the past on voting

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don't remember, but in class (I sat next to her) I was jumpy and fearful, the dream really spooked me

>tfw you went through puberty and hardly had wet dreams
well, that sure was disappointing

>tfw rarely dream at all

and nothing

wet dreams are mostly a relic from the time before internet pornography

what part of texas are you from?

just had 1 with my sis
was weird

North Texas

Which of my many Mexican friends are you?

I don't have flags sorry.

H-Hitler is this you?

i used to love dreaming and dreamt very often but these last couple of years i have had rather unsavory dreams and i don't remember my dreams much anymore
interesting theory tbqh

no
you don't know who i am
the panhandle?

>North

Huh

And there's a Beto craze up there? Or were you just generalizing?

Michoacán user?

whatever i give up

my favorite dreams are space/alien related or video game like (even though i don't play video games) desu

what about you?

Are you a sexual machine?

Twinks!

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