You won election as a president of Russia

Change the anthem for that Boney M meme song about the magical hairy fella.

The first thing is solving the problem: how to fit two Vladimirs in one mausoleum?

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What if you made a giant mausoleum in Vladimir (city) and moved all the famous dead Vladimirs into it

I guess, locals would protest against that junkyard.

Finno ugric tribalism
Free beer on Fridays
Invade someone

1. Invite Boris over and Dance Cheeki Breeki

youtube.com/watch?v=BnTW6fZz-1E

2. Expand city development on the Far Eastern Districts through a Japanese urban design but still conserving Russian aesthetic.

3. Solve the territorial disputes with Japan once and for all.

attack the usa.

Put them in one sarcophagus

Invade Alaska, nobody will miss it
Invade Ukraine or Georgia, nobody cared the first time, finish the job
Invade Japan, they can't complain about us having some Japanese islands if we have ALL the Japanese islands

I would go around racemixing with qt russian girls

also, I'd be a libertarian utopia, no government whatsoever.

Cool. So we will have a chance to kill tsar again!

Can you take all Finno-Ugrics to Finland and leave the other two things, please

>give back Crimea
>execute the majority of military leadership
>implement a proper parliamentary system with a figurehead head of state and head of government wielding power via parliament
>implement strong property rights like australia/uk/nz
>reduce military funding
>reach out to the EU for membership

Well, let's check it up. Here's Lenin.

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Faggot

Gay

And here's Putin. Obviously they're good for each other.

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>give Chechnya independence
>give Circassia independence
>give Tatarstan independence

Get the best scientists at the disposal of the motherland and work in a beautiful partnership with the United States to make anime real and bring true happiness to the world

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you already know the answer

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Based
youtu.be/1Z-C0_EXtJ4

REDpilled

Genocide all r*ssians

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>Genocide all r*ssians
Americans first!

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Genocide all humans

Is this the only fat black man in Russia?

>in Russia

Huh, neat.

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activate socialism with Russian characteristics

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Make russia a tatar khanate
Build a fortress
Either invade everything or give lands to other people

Influence foreign elections
It must be easy if Putin can do so flawlessly

1. Get all the money
2. Get a harem of Russian cuties
3. Leave

Verygood.

1. Invade Ukraine, but don't take any land. Just for fun to watch how this shit country doesn't come along
2. Change name to Vladimir Putin
3. Ride a bear

1. Give myself a lifetime pension with a yearly equivalence of the average dual income middle class family.
2. Let someone else run the country.
3. Fuck off someone else and lead a quiet, comfy existence for the rest of my life.

1. Kill the Republic, reinstate the Tzardom
2. Ally America and Japan.
3. Invade China.

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>2. Change name to Vladimir Putin
He has multiple names: Vladimir the Bloody, Vladimir Khuylo, and since 18.10.2018 - Vladimir the Martyr.

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he is even not Russiaan.He he football fan from abroad

forbid tatoos
male shiteating legal
create Tesla cult
turn khrushovki into castles

>male shiteating legal
implying we dont do that

Make peace with the west and liberalise the economy.

We tried that, west tried to make us into Iraq

Enforce emergency
Exproptiate means of production and real estate of oligarchs
Prepare for war

based
fuck the w*st

Kiss Trump's ass while lamenting European bullying

>implying
you are dumb commie,such economy will collapse
and there are no oligarchs in Russia
read definition of this word

1. Better salaries for public workers to tackle corruption
2. Invest oil money in diversifying Russian economy and make its service industry competitive
3. Make anime real

1. Exterminating old faggots and actors from gosduma
2. Tax cuts for small buisnesses, refocusing from the oil/gas trade to producing tradeable goods
3. Lowering the import tax for vehicles, so LADA has to do some really good shit to compete.
[spoiler]4. Nuking M*scow[/spoiler]

[jewish oligarchs from russia laugh at stupid vatnik]

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what tradable goods?
Japan is making Sony for 100years Germany is making Mercedes for 200years

>e
Sechin is Russian Miller is German.And they are not oligarchs.They are CEOs of government companies

Cuck

Revoke permits for foreign guest workers.
Implement a pro-natal birth policy for ethnic Russians
Restore the monarchy but in a heavily constitutional system.

sorry thats 6

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1. put some gold rings and gold necklace on
2. take a picture of myself shaking hands with three bears
3. give gazprom to my wife's son

1. execute all former politicians on main squares of every city. every executioner must know at least 1000 situative jokes.
2. make cryptucurrencies official currency. make torrent/pirated content sites objects of national pride and recognized official symbols.
3. abortion is a default unless you prove you can raise an ubermensch

>3 things you will do first?
1) Take a shit
2) Brush my teath
3) Leave for a meeting with criminal overlords who actually run this cursed land and will command me what to do next

1. ban islam
2. shoot muslims
3. declare orthodoxy as the only allowed state religion

you are autist
muslims are our only hope
youtube.com/watch?v=F1g4iF7fpEM

Lol, i would do it vice versa.

t.Boris Yeltsin

Put free university lessons on the internet in English and in Russian, with a wider selection in Russian

Put oligarchs to labor camps
Make resources government's property
Build tunnel to Alaska

Nu wil ik naar Tatarije

there are no oligarchs in Russia god damn.give examples of oligarchs?
give example with goverment property on resources.In usa resourses in goverment property?

kremlinbot

>Ban anime
>Invade Ukraine

Military coup, game over.

>State provided gf-s
>nuke Romania
>join EU

>nationalization of all oligarch-held properties
>deploy chemical weapons in chechnya
>czarist restoration

i forgot
>ban cs:go

And watch them tear each other to pieces? I love it.

crack down on corruption, illegal immigration and alcohol/drugs

execute all oligarch, take their wealth and redistribute to people by wealfare, rise up the minimum wage

annexe ukraine and belarus

create a harem of nathasha for me

>Attila still butthurt

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End corruption and turn it into a proper democracy.
Work on relations with the west and former clay.
Stop the flood of illegal immigration.

Bonus:
Put more effort in domesticating foxes OwO
Ride a bear
Change the flag to something less toothpasty.

Invade Germany.

Implying Putin w i'll not have me killed.

I'm sure he'd be happy with this situation.

Reinstall monarchism
Invade USA

quit and steal a ak-74 and a gp5 gas mask and move to pripiyat

Give Crimea back to Genoa

take Lenin out go of the sarcophagus and give him the burial he wanted

commemorate
take bath
take nap

>1. Invite Boris over and Dance Cheeki Breeki
You think you're funny but you're not