Asylum

What is the best country for a refugee?

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Sweden

Come here by boat and you'll end up in Christmas Island, it's a magically winter wonderland.

Santa will bring you new presents like it was Christmas everyday.

Benin :DDD

Sweden

America

No. My plan is to fly and then to throw my passport away.
How much money I get in Australia as refugee?

Stay out of Europa or the US. If anything go to South Africa.

I don't know why 5,000 refugees come here every month at the end of Asia.

How much money I get in Sweden?
How much money I get in Germany?
People here say German girls love refugees.

Fuck, I'm so envious... The roads in Australia are paved with gold, so you'll probably earn a lot of money there as a refugee. They are in desperate need for workers with families, which means they will probably welcome you with open arms.

Yeah, and people say that you dont have to work here, rite? Stay where you are.

Israel

I know many people who have moved to Australia and lived as kings. Not to mention Aussie girls love black studs. I am jealous of you.

Germany has closed its borders and people from outside the EU won't get in anymore. If you try to get here illegally now, you'll be sent to our refurbished concentration camps.

Germany and Sweden are the obvious picks. Germany barely even checks applications afaik.

In Australia you get put on an Island.
In the Netherlands they intentionally troll your application for months/years, get to sleep in a prison and then give you as little as possible if you get accepted. If you get rejected you get put in a camp (and if they can't deport you then you get put on the street).
In Denmark they take all your stuff from you. So sometimes refugees get stuck there on their way to Sweden lol.

Liberia

Last time I've read about immigrants in the Netherlands, they've said they everyone was granted a free home with a small tulip garden and a decent basic income as an additional welcome gift.

It's also illegal for cities to aid illegal migrants here for more than 2 weeks.

>has money to fly
>then throw passpert away
these are the literal nigger refugee rapist drug dealers that supposedly dont exist. Fuck you, fuck your country and fuck your whole culture.

depends on what you think is "good"
do you have any money at all?
if you come here as a poor man you'll probably have to live in a slum but I'm guessing it'll be infinitely better than any african country since there's universal healthcare and free education (yes, even university is free).
but our economy is unstable so you might not be able to find a job easily or afford stuff.

Wow you are racist, could you say something like that to a black person when you are with him 1 on 1?

Our refugees flee to Germany lol

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You realize that OP is a massive faggot who's using a VPN and an image from a quick google image search, right?

I can't live here anymore.
Thank you my ganja friend.
Germany is also my first choice

What about Canada?

I dont know, I never felt like I had to. The only blacks around here are drug dealers, and I dont go there. If I could say or couldnt do that, would that change anything? We're full.
I wish

The AfD is actively hunting black refugees, so good luck with your endeavours of coming here. We're currently turning back to our Nazi era, be prepared, you are definitely not welcome here and whatever you've heard or read about immigrants in Germany is not true.

Drugs are good for escapism purposes, joseph fritzl
>We're full.
How? Would you say the same to every child born in your country?

Lmao, nice joke.

I'm a real african

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Nerd

the file name doesn't convince me... show time stamp or fuck off, nigger

There is internet in Kenya, you know.

not Germany

cum to israel

what do they say?

shut the fuck up tyrone

Most of those two vids are in English..

No pen

poor excuse, VPN faggot... if you're a real nigger, use a stick and write the thread ID into the soil/sand/whatever

Internet and phone but no pen, sure senpai

ALTO ADIGE

With Open Gates, The Sequel

why do you want to leave that lovely place?

post feet

Negro, stay where are u stand and rebuild ur shithole country

based Kazakh

The best nationality to be a refugee is Somalian. No one will deport you, because Somalia doesn't even have a government to make a repatriation deal. Even if a way was found to get past that, the fact is that there's no guarantee at all that the airplane carrying deportees will return. There's nothing stopping the locals from detaining the plane and kidnapping the crew as soon as it lands in Somalia.

>all these people listing Sweden
You get a temporary residence permit nowadays, nothing more than that, and it can't lead to a citizenship. Most Africans won't even get that because there's no justification for it, and it's only going to get tougher.

Come here to South Africa, Other blacks would welcome you with open arms

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