Jow Forums confessions

i don’t have a girlfriend because intimacy scares me

I work in the entertainment industry but I fucking loathe Americans.

I can't get dubs

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Sure, that's the reason.

I hate niggers more than white.

its not fair

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I like Canadians in real life but I fucking hate most of them on here.

I prefer white girls rather than Mexican girls.
Please don't tell me mom.

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nvm

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I pretend that I don't care about not being white but irl I wish I was white

I lost my virginity at 22

I'm white but sometimes I wish I was black solely so I could listen to rap and not be seen as a try-hard wigger that only likes Eminem.

White people who listen to ganster rap are among some of the saddest people in the world.

Thanks for proving my point.

People who care about what random people think about them are also among some of the saddest people in the world.

I guess a Swede would know all about being depressed and self-loathing, so I'll take your word for it.

What are you?

I think I have anxiety or something but don’t tell anyone bc I don’t want to be a bitch

I absolutely despise the concept of telling people how they ought live their life and when people do this I lose fundamental respect for them as a human being, which also extends to family.
This is something I've not told anyone IRL because the amount of people I have a speaking relationship with is extremely limited and all of them see no problem with expecting that others ought live as they do, which means that as familiar as we may be, I can never view them deep down as a decent human being.

I also despise normalfags but understand that by all social norms they are far, far higher on the societal value totem pole than I will ever be, which makes me feel guilty about seeing them as everything wrong with our species.
I also think Jow Forumstards should be rounded up and placed in labour camps, being as productive as they can until they can no longer be productive and are then shot and turned into fertilizer. That scum has no right to exist as a part of any human society.
All of the faggot attention whore spammers on Jow Forums need to be culled, no exceptions. This includes all of the regulars in /ausnz/.

Also hate hag lovers. Their posts legitimately disgust me to the very core of my being. 3DPD hag spammers are no different to edgy gore posters in my mind.

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take some Xanax senpai

Don't you have a crip to shoot up or something wigger?

I shitpost a lot about Spain but secretlyI love them, if it weren't for them, Mexico could've been worse, tfw no enough money to move to bilbao

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what are you trying to say, exactly?

I have had the opportunity to have sex multiple times but push it away because I hate myself and can't respect a woman that likes me.

...

oh

coming to this board has made me ashamed to be an american

I feel the same until I go outside and remember how great it is to be here.

I don't like Americans but they're by far not the worst posters. British, Swedish and Brazlians form the worst posters, far ahead of Americans. Italians also cannot take a joke

Belgian posters are rude to Americans

Ok, don't tell them but I think brits are the best posters by a large margin

Why? They type like 13 year olds

Respect your father

All native English speakers on this board are fucking trash. Think about it, us non-natives, we have a certain (pretty high) entry barrier here by having to master another language. Natives, what the fuck are they even doing? Jerking themselves off in the only language they know? Do you know how wide that opens the door for fucking idiots to pour in? Then you wonder why every Canadian here is a 17 years old stoner? These guys wouldn't ever come here if they had to cross an entry barrier.

Hand over Jow Forums to the non-natives that's what I say. Natives are the clear slave class of this board, they should know their place.

wtf i support palestine now

Basato sionista

based

holy shit based and lizard pilled

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red and basedpilled

Careful now

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I understand why you feel this way, but at the same time i don't know what you expect us to do. if we learn another language just for the sake of not being a monoglot you'll just make fun of us for trying.
based nonetheless tho

>Change language
>retards from that language pour in
there's no way to fix it

I love Israel

Aww thanks

I speak Chinese and occasionally participate in Chinese forums

Match point for the jews(again)

>I really like Finnish gayposting for some reason
Because you're also gay?

I love one of the twin sisters. It is a pain in the ass...
I can't recognize her when she is alone. I use the other girl to differentiate...

Based
You don't change the language; you just ban the native *nglophones.

Hate faggots. Muslims throwing them off roof tops is the only thing I like about Islam.

kek'd
Australia used to have really decent hiphop, super fun and unique from everything else but now it all sounds the same as generic North American shit.

Stick your head in an oven, kike.

REEEEEEEEE I'm inbred so I find English hard and it's everyone else's fault for being able to speak it natively REEEREE

I bet you don't have problems being born into money, do you, cocksucker?

Töt dich selbst, Juden.

For a native speaker you sure do have terrible reading comprehension. Whether you like it or not it creates a certain intellectual/knowledge barrier that keeps complete dumbasses out. The people you see posting on Jow Forums represent the elite percentage of English speakers in their country.
Meanwhile, every retarded college aged Redditor like you (nice spacing) can make his way in here and shitpost.
Also the irony of a guy claiming learning a language is easy when he can't conjugate a German verb correctly in the imperativ. This is why I say you should know your place as our slave, Redditor. We're the intellectual elite of this board.

REEEEEEEEE
T. Das Juden.

I honestly have 0 interest in other cultures

Man, even something as basic as singular/plural/article is beyond you? I hope you appreciate the effort it took us non-natives master race to reach our level now, slave.

Never thought id say this about this flag but, most based post in this thread

For cataloguing, which Australian are you? The 'up-and-coming' EDM producer?

Fuck off kike

wtf I want to kill Palestinian children now

>EDM
Oh, that's right, Americans can't tell the difference between blatantly different genres so they came up with the stupidist catch-all term.

based and redpilled

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Actually real talk, I gave you shit but I do totally produce dance music, what are you, some sort of gypsy?

im a fat fuck myself but i always make fun of americans about how fat they are

And Australians can't produce good music, support themselves, or get laid

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I, for one, am glad there is a barrier for Spanish speaking retards. Very glad. I could not enjoy this place if it became like the Youtube comments section or Spanish Yahoo Answers.

Aussies are my favorite people, met a bunch of them and the banter is fun.
Nice people.
Chinks are the absolute worst people, disgusting. I mean mainland chinks by the way, hypocritical assholes.

Not listening to Australia's greatest musical export, Nasenbluten

British and scandi food is good unironically

tame impala is australia's greatest musical export

this

Thanks man. Almost every single Filipino/a I've ever met has been a genuinely nice person and we could use more immigrants like that I think.

In regards to OP: I don't post here much except to zhang-post and trigger other Australians

I'm trying to get my insults straight. There's the "I'll get somewhere no really 'EDM'" Australian, the incel one, and a few others. But that describes all Australians. I don't know. I'd appreciate you all being less gay, and bad at making music, and bad with women, and bad in general

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Agreed

Oh eat our collective dicks, yank. Don't you try to act like we haven't bailed you out of every major war for the last 50 years.

You wouldn't even need to be great. Just a tad above the absolute worst, and at least one of you would stand out. Down the hopes and dreams hole, I guess

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qt Finland poster!

I have more family members in England than Ireland

Based Shlomo

Based jew putting anglos in their places

don't tell to anyone but i'm a big russiaboo since childhood

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I actual don't hate any flags on here. I even appreciate Canadian posters ability to annoy people.

>goyim, hand this board to me
fucking kike

Can I be honarary jew? I have big nose and curly hair.