My bruder

My bruder

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based

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DU BIST EIN MISTSTÜCK!

Will you marry, and when?

North Italia: YES
south italy: please no

please rate my authentic italian lunch

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there is no basil in lasagne

There are many variants of lasagna though, in France we have one with spinash and in Slovenia, I've tasted bear meat lasagna.

we already did

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>we already did
twice!

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>Ménage à trois with Italy and Germany

OwO

Green EU best EU desu

>Green EU best EU desu

Ah, the 1957 Rome Treaty! glorious era from what I've heard from oldtimers.
Spain, Austria and Finland became valuable members though.

yum horse meat

>horse meat
French joke:
"Je voulais manger des lasagnes parce que j'avais l'estomac dans les talons, je me suis retrouvé avec l'étalon dans l'estomac".

Sorry, can't be translated, it's a pun.

Based

Unbased

zitto terrone

Very based and also redpilled

Più a nord di te gennarino

Top kek, absolute genius

Triple Checked

Zitto terrone

Best thread on Jow Forums right now

Agree

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Btw, italoanon is this pic legit?

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My Italian is a bit rusty, "an American student in Florence set the kitchen on fire by cooking pasta without water"?

Yes

I know what it says but i just cant believe its real.

North American idiots do not know how to cook, just go to the mcdonal

Well, Kinder eggs were banned in America because the stupid fatasses would just shovel the thing into their gaping maws, toy capsule and all.

They might not have kinderüberraschung, but they ve other great products.

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kek

It’s totally real, I’ve seen some pictures of it as well

South Italians are still whiter than Japs.

Why ate terroni hated? They just mind their own business.

t. alberto siciliani

Hans, wtf are you doing in Italy.
Go back to Germland.

GOOD post

halt deine fresse schlitzi

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t. literal failure at life planning suicide

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TIROLESI DI MERDA

North Italia: souless
South Italia: soul