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The greats of British comedy. Roe Atka, Immy Carr... I could go on
ex gf posted 'yay' with a gif expressing happiness when i said i'd message her tomorrow
when are you reintroducing wolves to Britain?
Genuinely had a feeling it would be him
haha yep, don't have any kids, I got a vasectomy, but I do have four fur babies! They're good doggos boop snoot ZOOT BLOOP GONNA GET ME ANOTHER PUPPER, CAN'T HAVE ANY KIDS, GOTTA GET A STUPID FUCKIN ANIMAL AND TAKE IT WAY TOO FUCKIN SERIOUSLY, HERE'S MY KID MUM AND DAD, IT'S A FUCKING DOG, THIS DOG IS MY FUCKING CHILD HAHA DOGGO PUPPER SNOOT BOOP, I'M THIS DOOGGO'S DAD, IT'S MY FUCKING CHILD, MY FUR-BABY. GOT MYSELF A LITTLE PRESENT FOR FATHER'S DAY, I AM A FATHER TO THESE DOGS, HAD TO GET IT MYSELF BECAUSE DOGS ARE TOO STUPID TO GO OUT AND GET GIFTS, BUT HEY, THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR NOT HAVING A REAL CHILD, NO, NOT FOR THIS MAN, LIKE I'M GONNA WAIT TWENTY YEARS FOR THE GRATIFICATION ON THAT? UH-UH, I'D RATHER HAVE AN ANIMAL THAT LIKES ME BECAUSE I FEED IT AND IS NOT SMART ENOUGH TO REALIZE HOW FLAWED I AM, GOT TO GET A RETARDED WOLF TO CUDDLE AND RAISE AS MY FUCKING SON, IT'S MY FUR BABY, I'M A DOGGO DAD HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHFU IGEHFEIOWHT{OIE}WEH{OIEHW{OIHWETO{IWET}{UW)
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what did you just call him?
want to have children but hate women