/smg/ - Stock Market General

Oh goody, oil prices dropped another three bucks over the weekend, let's see what that did to my portfolio

Is it finally the week of HMNY?

My last gf was from Utah and I had to be her translator all the time. Especially when we ran into Cajuns.

Italians are chimping out and EU is falling apart. All things anyone above 95 IQ and not deusional knew would happen.

I think there's native redneck speakers that still need translators for cajuns.

starcucks day

Lack of wasting money and resources on prestigious shitty tasting coffee drinks full of sugar will raise the market more than normal today.

Pasta factory fire in Italy, stock up on your pasta now before the demand outpaces the supply

Their coalition collapsed and third finances are in the shitter, bond yields hiked massively in one night triggering a selloff

>but your an idiot
the absolute state

From what I gathered on Jow Forums the head of the government refused to swear in the elected economic secretary because he was anti EU. Rumors were Merkel forced him. So now the rest of the government has no confidence in him. If he doesn’t swear the guy in then Italy is headed for special elections to find a new leader. The most popular candidate is anti EU so if this happens there could be a chance of a Italy leaving the EU.

pls respond

EU is so fucking doomed and for some reason people don't see it yet. The architecture of the system is so fucking horrible and will only lead to more strife over time. Only reason it even functions is people waiting to see, those people will only become more skeptical over time.

Looking to pick up some NOK this morning, it's down about 5% in premarket, should be a good entry point considering their Ex-Dividend date is 2 days from now.

Buy NWL
Glue stage 4

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Why did I go short bonds? Which one of you was pushing that last week. God damn

There was a show called Ax Men that had a crazy cajun. They used to put up subtitles when he spoke. Lol. For some reason I could understand him perfectly. Guess I’ve spent too much time around them.

The EU is a pipe dream forced together because of a common enemy, with that gone the political turmoil is back to the 1500-1700 levels. They all hate each other and it's going to collapse eventually.

kek

buy it

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The EU was quite deliberately set up to be a giant anchor attached to Germany so that we don't need to have another rematch, and it's been doing that pretty well, so...

Italian president vetoing the former new government out, appointed a pro-EU prime minister instead since the former resigned and told everyone to fuck themselves.

Rest in pepperoni Silver

Didn't shill it but Italian investors are flooding to US and German bonds for safety, careful

Earnings casino this week

Short DKS

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Who’s ready for the $drus ship to take off? I know I am. Nerds will say im shillling for garbage. I say look at the set up. Nerds can’t read charts tho.

It's worse than that. They have their heads so far up their own asses they don't even see it. The EU is done in a way to be as annoying as possible to citizens of each country while offering the least benefit.

The Euro itself is a failure, the military cooperation is shit, and the bureaucracy overhead is all in ways that hurt economic growth. If you tried to design the worst superstate system it would be the EU.

The whole emphasis was done by retard globalists with no idea what the results would be. It should be exactly the opposite with the emphasis on collective security. Instead it's collective insecurity, nitpicking rules, and economic slowdown imposed by shitty currency design ideas (no devaluation for high debt countries so they are PERMA FUCKED).

Bless your heart, user.

>he thinks this wasn't deliberate

all globalists first plan was to destroy the west wake up

Yep.

>so they are PERMA FUCKED
>hyperinflation and massive devaluation is a good way to get rid of debt
There has been two world wars fought about this lad.

I know.

Every country fights debt with inflataion.

HA HA REV UP THAT SQQQ

TIME FOR SOME VOLATILITY

nah, it's just them thinking that they're Plato's philosopher-kings

the Dunning-Krueger effect on a governmental scale

Bless his heart.

I always saw the EU as a trail run for a global government and currency. I'm glad it’s failing.
>Germany ended up controlling Europe after WW2 anyway
Kek

Also, the EU is so bad that getting out of it is perma-fucking the UK's economy back to the stone ahe.

turns out all it took was an international banking conspiracy

what are the odds, right

You have to understand the mentality of someone sent to Brussels. They have no political goals except EU and a huge sense of importance while there. This leads to horrible decision making, self importance, and out of touch thinking.

"The Euro Experiment is why there hasn't been a european world war 3. We are making history, this experiment must work! I love Europe!"

Then they proceed to sit in fancy rooms and shit on themselves.

try your best today

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HMNY
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Buy HMNY when it crashes to 16¢. It's going up to $2.5 from there.

>My Bank stocks

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>big event that would move capital from Europe to USA
>USA stock market down

the absolute state of investors

NFLX

GIVE UP 350

JUST FUCKING GIVE IT UP

STOP DEFENDING IT YOU FAGGOTS

LET IT CRASH

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Goddamn, how greedy do I want to be on EWZ? My put is up like $130 right now

DRUS
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360 today

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Hahaha I bought this shit on Friday and it's already paying. Fuck niggers.

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349.99
WE DID IT REDDIT

im gonna shove my small spec right in your fucking mouth

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How is the options trading on rh?

>shorting netflix

You need to realize valuation is perception not reality. The perception of Netflix is not going to hit a wall for a long time.

going to buy shipping stocks today and analyze how smart and or dumb it was in a week and then skew that knowledge to justify in my head that it was a good decision anyway

People keep looking at Marx or whatever but the mindset behind this is all there in Plato's Republic

Buy literally everything

yeah yeah whatever

are you buying it at 350+?

mine are up like 250% it's fucking crazy. They're literally the only reason I am green.

No, but I can tell a meme stock when I see it. Netflix is too popular of a product and people will believe there is future growth opportunity.

It's a terrible company, terrible model, and everything. I can explain exactly why.

That doesn't matter. It's not going down soon and we have no idea how to time it.

It's ok. The UI was a little difficult to understand at first, however. I have only bought and sold contracts so far so I can't really comment on how executing contracts works on the app.

except Dick's

short dicks

Truckers still on strike, might dump a little longer it's looking worse.

whatever i am shorting more right now

im timing this market crash
with no survivors

WITNESS ME

Jesus Citigroup, stop!

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Are the 40 years in the desert over? Will HMNY finally lead us to the promised land this week?

Oil suppliers starting to recover even though oil itself is not. The fix is in

should listen to people with higher IQ

owell

Cambell Soup NOOOOOOOOOO

>The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.
I'll see you guys next time I guess. Thanks anyway.

I'm an avid shooter and I am making a conscious effort to never shop there again and I even bought my first gun there (Ruger 10/22).

Just looked at their chart though, how much lower can they possibly get? I wish I short them when they announced they weren't going to be selling Assault Rifle 15s anymore (even though they already said that in 2012).

ahahaha okay genius

I tried to explain it to you. You are too low IQ and should have just listened.

There needs to be a catalyst moment that sends netflix to a good valuation. What is that in the next month? Are people going to realize it's terrible in the next 30 days? Will the calculations change?

They don't share numbers publicly. So tell me, whats your event?

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What is everyone buying for swings today?

whats your event for it to keep going up

you shorting it

wrong move kiddo

It's all relative to market average. I don't see it making any big moves except with market or slightly up on hype.

They currently bundle netflix in the category of google and amazon FFS.

I like the short in the longer term but the downturn isn't happening soon. The larger group of humans have to come to my conclusions, which takes a time delay aka 2-3 months at EARLIEST.

I wouldn't short it for at least 30 days.

SPY calls

Good Job PEP! Keep up the work!

It doesn't. It's just timed dumps, masking themselves behind some fud. Nobody gives a fuck about Italy, it's just time to markdown.

then explain to me why you are not long right now for the next 30 days

you already told me you arent buying it here

Crypto is a steaming pile of shit for now so I’ve come back to Wall Street.

WEED.TO to the moon bBy

hello cucks

hello dynashill long time no see

are you ready for the market crash

Why would I need to be in netflix? It's over valued, over hyped, and shit.

That doesn't mean anyone else is going ot realize this is true anytime soon. It's sentiment you have to track.

The braindead people valuing netflix see it as a platform when it is losing platform status and just becoming a channel.

>realized cryptomeme is shit
>"comes back" to Wall Street to invest in shit pot memes

kys

>he didnt buy the dip

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Just in time. How was roofing?

Let me explain better

You can be correct about valuation and lose money in stocks. It's not valuation that matters it's sentiment. What are people willing to pay for netflix stock?

That valuation people see on netflix is too high, but they won't realize it and keep buying it. the upside is limited but the sentiment is not in danger.

track this sentiment
*unzips dick*

What are you gonna smoke after crypto moons? Boomer tobacco or lambo weed? Thought so