The guy from /int have met a girl. After a while they have sex in first time. Guy lies on girl and moving...

I did not laugh, ivan i did not laugh

are you german?

>this ain't it chief

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A bear is walking through the forest, it sees - the car is on fire.He sat in it and burned.

Gold one

The man has bought a hat and it fits him

Our flag is not at all similar to Canadian you must have mixed something up

It could have been pretty good if you phrased it better, but as it stands, it's literally in polandball speak.

Work on your English and maybe try again then

Ok, good point. But i'm not able to learn your language, English makes no sense to me.

Once upon a time there was a hedgehog. Then he forgot how to breathe and he died.

It's a very simple language.

but he is russian

I shidded and fardded and camed

For europeans - sure.

lol

a guy go in toilet, it happened he has diarrhea so he he shit all over

I laughed internally. The flag, the post and the pic fit very well together. You are a good comedian, don't listen to the plebs in the thread.

a guy from talk about america with canadian
“Ever think about fat and stupid and how american is it?”
Second man agree says “ha that is a good joke you make it yourself?”
First man sweats

The joke is that the first man did not make joke but shamefully got it online but also is a bad liar

This literally happened to me in Mexico.

What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico

Even the caravan?

Good one